Current Events > Belle Delphine video was worse than Rise of Skywalker

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Jagr_68
12/22/20 8:05:57 PM
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Horrendous. I mean it, you'd have to be a complete loser who has never had sex to find that shit sexy, let alone spank material.

Anyway, that's my review. 2/10 mostly for the "shock" factor, now we can all get on with our lives and ignore her.

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g0ldie
12/22/20 8:06:23 PM
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it already came out?

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CADE FOSTER
12/22/20 8:06:25 PM
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what she show or do in it?
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Jagr_68
12/22/20 8:07:43 PM
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g0ldie posted...
it already came out?

It's been leaked in several pieces at a time so I guess you could say so.

CADE FOSTER posted...
what she show or do in it?

Everything. It's amateur porn but very very very weak from someone who seemed like she just had sex for the 2nd time in their whole life.

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LinkDaLunatic
12/22/20 8:07:58 PM
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rise of skywalker was a 4/10 so your logic checks out

carry on
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LinkDaLunatic
12/22/20 8:08:34 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Everything
did it go in the booty?
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Stewman_Magoo
12/22/20 8:09:32 PM
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I just saw the censored clip of her sucking some d

Is there more?

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marthsheretoo
12/22/20 8:11:31 PM
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My impression has always been that Belle Delphine is brilliant at fleecing lonely people out of their money, and truly uncomfortable either having sex in general or performing sexual acts on camera.

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Jagr_68
12/22/20 8:14:44 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
did it go in the booty?

No. Basic sex with money shot.

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I mean amateur as in the way it's shot and also as in she looks so inexperienced as if she was trying to act like a pornstar in front of a camera than enjoy it Yes this might be a weird take lol

Stewman_Magoo posted...
I just saw the censored clip of her sucking some d

Is there more?

You can find a bunch of reposted uncensored 5 min clips online. Just gotta search but don't expect anything like WHOA AWESOME!

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Wii_Shaker
12/22/20 8:16:20 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Everything. It's amateur porn but very very very weak from someone who seemed like she just had sex for the 2nd time in their whole life.

I figured she'd be inept at sex.

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EbonTitanium
12/22/20 8:16:33 PM
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People were expecting it to be good?

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Jagr_68
12/22/20 8:23:38 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
People were expecting it to be good?

I didn't expect it to exist at all but here we are.

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Apocalyptic
12/22/20 8:30:44 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
No. Basic sex with money shot.

I mean amateur as in the way it's shot and also as in she looks so inexperienced as if she was trying to act like a pornstar in front of a camera than enjoy it Yes this might be a weird take lol

You can find a bunch of reposted uncensored 5 min clips online. Just gotta search but don't expect anything like WHOA AWESOME!

We thought you were talking about the actual video being released in a few days. Not the BJ video.

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ViewtifulGrave
12/22/20 9:53:55 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
I mean amateur as in the way it's shot and also as in she looks so inexperienced as if she was trying to act like a pornstar in front of a camera than enjoy it Yes this might be a weird take lol
I got the same impression.


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Jagr_68
12/22/20 9:58:35 PM
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Apocalyptic posted...
We thought you were talking about the actual video being released in a few days. Not the BJ video.

Referring to both. People have been opening up Discord rooms on reddit to host the link there otherwise they get instabanned for direct linking to material.

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SiO4
12/22/20 10:06:29 PM
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How the fuck do these people manage to leak all this shit?
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Jabodie
12/22/20 10:08:29 PM
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Rn I'm imagining somebody defending this video as rabidly as certain cyber punk fans lol

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ToPoPO
12/22/20 10:13:43 PM
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she didn't get the BBC huh
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Flauros
12/22/20 10:17:20 PM
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dj1200
12/22/20 10:17:27 PM
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yeah it was lame

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Jagr_68
12/22/20 10:18:49 PM
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ToPoPO posted...
she didn't get the BBC huh

Certainly wasn't Johnny Sins either. What would be hilarious is if her simps were to cry foul with the most homoerotic takes imaginable as far as their fantasies are concerned.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/22/20 10:20:47 PM
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Imagine not understanding the hustle behind putting out a lackluster first video. The hustle isn't about giving you exactly what you want, cause that would leave you with nothing left to offer. She sold this off reputation, not desperation. Her core base will stick around and throw money at her for hopes of something better next time

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Axiom
12/22/20 10:22:52 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Her core base will stick around and throw money at her for hopes of something better next time
Speaking from experience huh
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Jagr_68
12/22/20 11:17:48 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Imagine not understanding the hustle behind putting out a lackluster first video. The hustle isn't about giving you exactly what you want, cause that would leave you with nothing left to offer. She sold this off reputation, not desperation. Her core base will stick around and throw money at her for hopes of something better next time

This is quite brilliant because even when she sucks, she still wins. You should totally be a PR manager.

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FrankJaegr
12/22/20 11:19:50 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Certainly wasn't Johnny Sins either. What would be hilarious is if her simps were to cry foul with the most homoerotic takes imaginable as far as their fantasies are concerned.


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HagenEx
12/22/20 11:20:43 PM
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She gives TERRIBLE head.

Just awful.

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David1988
12/22/20 11:20:52 PM
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2020 just keeps bringing on more bad news :(

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Alexanaxela
12/23/20 8:03:46 AM
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so awkward how she kept staring into the camera
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Turtlebread
12/23/20 8:04:27 AM
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was it with a condom or without one?

this is important

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Jagr_68
12/23/20 8:13:13 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
was it with a condom or without one?

this is important

No condom when he goes in although the guy has one of those weird semi-cut Ds so it looks a little like it lul.

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TimmyTinsel
12/23/20 8:25:49 AM
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Does she have those stupid ears on the entire time?
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Jagr_68
12/23/20 8:51:04 AM
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Buu_88
12/23/20 9:10:10 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
yes -______-

Fine by me, for whatever reason those ears do it for me

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thronedfire2
12/23/20 9:12:22 AM
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I like the ears.

now she just needs a buttplug with a tail on it

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Touch
12/23/20 9:13:10 AM
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If it's the sub 2 minute video I doubt thats the whole thing. She said there'd be close up penetration shots and there was none

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Conception616
12/23/20 9:23:32 AM
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This chick certainly triggers a lot of you.

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Edification
12/23/20 9:25:45 AM
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This topic reminds me the majority of CE have never had sex. Real sex isnt like porn lmao.
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nfearurspecimn
12/23/20 9:27:55 AM
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Edification posted...
This topic reminds me the majority of CE have never had sex. Real sex isnt like porn lmao.
I've seen plenty of actual homemade porn where they were enjoying it and I don't think you know what you're talking about. Maybe you just had really boring lays.

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Edification
12/23/20 9:33:02 AM
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Nice that you had to try and get a personal attack in there instead of just making your point and moving on. Says all I need to know about your motives here.

Shock horror that couples who are used to fucking each other enjoy sex more than some random 21 year old having sex for probably the first or second time on camera.
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nfearurspecimn
12/23/20 9:41:33 AM
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Edification posted...
Nice that you had to try and get a personal attack in there instead of just making your point and moving on. Says all I need to know about your motives here.

Shock horror that couples who are used to fucking each other enjoy sex more than some random 21 year old having sex for probably the first or second time on camera.
Just saying her sucking isn't a reflection of what real sex is like and just, ya know, her sucking at it or them not even trying to get into it at all via practice or what have you.

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Jagr_68
12/23/20 10:18:19 AM
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Touch posted...
If it's the sub 2 minute video I doubt thats the whole thing. She said there'd be close up penetration shots and there was none

You can search for all the segments broken down online but as mentioned before, the whole thing has been hosted on discord rooms one after another because of claims.

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WingsOfGood
12/23/20 10:25:12 AM
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How dare you tc!!!
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Apocalyptic
12/23/20 10:29:07 AM
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Edification posted...
This topic reminds me the majority of CE have never had sex. Real sex isnt like porn lmao.

Nah, you just need to find the right girl who knows what she's doing plus she has to be really into you. Otherwise, it won't be a great time.

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Jagr_68
12/23/20 10:35:11 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
How dare you tc!!!

Not my fault TROS set the bar for most hyped thing to absolutely suck in recent memory xD

inb4Cyberpunk

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Edification
12/23/20 10:45:21 AM
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Apocalyptic posted...
Nah, you just need to find the right girl who knows what she's doing plus she has to be really into you. Otherwise, it won't be a great time.

Sure man. I agree. Theres a reason a womens sexual peak is meant to be in their 30s and not teens / early 20s.
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Dark_SilverX
12/23/20 10:52:35 AM
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It's the Cyberpunk of porn. So much hype and then ended up being a major disappointment.

At least her bath water tastes pretty good.

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