Current Events > There's this solid 7.5/10 girl that works at my local laundry mat.

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CosmicShadows
12/16/20 2:10:11 AM
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Should I try asking her out?
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Shadowplay
12/16/20 2:13:53 AM
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Yeah. Just tell her that you made a topic about her on a message board full of neckbeards describing her as a 7.5/10. And don't forget to mention that we're in the middle of a pandemic!

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Lorthremar
12/16/20 2:14:45 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
Yeah. Just tell her that you made a topic about her on a message board full of neckbeards describing her as a 7.5/10. And don't forget to mention that we're in the middle of a pandemic!
ROFL

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CosmicShadows
12/16/20 2:16:38 AM
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Lorthremar posted...

ROFL


Actually i'm going to show her your post now.
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Socrawheeze
12/16/20 2:17:58 AM
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Wait til covid is over
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sabin017
12/16/20 2:18:11 AM
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Isn't it a faux pas to do that to someone on the job?

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Tappor
12/16/20 2:22:40 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
Yeah. Just tell her that you made a topic about her on a message board full of neckbeards describing her as a 7.5/10. And don't forget to mention that we're in the middle of a pandemic!


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Bio1590
12/16/20 2:25:05 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Isn't it a faux pas to do that to someone on the job?

Yes
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Wii_Shaker
12/16/20 2:28:34 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Isn't it a faux pas to do that to someone on the job?

You're right. He should wait in the parking lot until she's done with work. That's way better.

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Riev
12/16/20 2:36:19 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Isn't it a faux pas to do that to someone on the job?

Hasn't stopped people from doing it to me over the years
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kingdrake2
12/16/20 2:40:10 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
Wait til covid is over


no.... one night of passion with 10 days of quarantine in the house fixes it.
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Socrawheeze
12/16/20 2:43:16 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
no.... one night of passion with 10 days of quarantine in the house fixes it.
you don't know what the fuck yer talkin about. if a million people think the same shit, which they do, it will spread
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kingdrake2
12/16/20 2:44:46 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
you don't know what the fuck yer talkin about.


a guy on CE gave it up for one night of passion. he's quarantining in his house right now.
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Socrawheeze
12/16/20 2:45:18 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
a guy on CE gave it up for one night of passion. he's quarantining in his house right now.
that's not any kind of response to what I said
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KYOJIROKAGENUMA
12/16/20 2:46:54 AM
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A SOLID 7.5 mind you

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kingdrake2
12/16/20 2:49:13 AM
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screw his ideas. he wants the world to not procreate.
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Cobalt_Wasps
12/16/20 2:50:34 AM
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ive never seen an employee at a laundry mat....story is sus

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HBKick18
12/16/20 2:50:37 AM
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just follow her home and watch her sleep

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CosmicShadows
12/16/20 2:51:23 AM
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Cobalt_Wasps posted...
ive never seen an employee at a laundry mat....story is sus


This one has a front counter. What a shock!!
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CosmicShadows
12/16/20 2:51:45 AM
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HBKick18 posted...
just follow her home and watch her sleep


Sorry i'm not a vegy.
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Ryven
12/16/20 3:50:46 AM
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Just keep laying on the awful cheeseball laundry themed pick up lines on her.

I'd like to soften your fabric, if you know what i mean.

I'd like to clean your lint trap, if you know what i mean.

How'd you like to go for a spin cycle?

Let me handle your delicates, baby.

Well, look what the Tide brought in.

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