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Count_Babula
12/14/20 3:29:41 PM
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Damn_Underscore
12/14/20 3:30:40 PM
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george lopez's wife is hot tho



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CM_Ponch
12/14/20 3:31:10 PM
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orale

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SquirtleSkwad
12/14/20 3:32:16 PM
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A supervillain is born.

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Smashingpmkns
12/14/20 3:33:39 PM
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Probably should have taken the hint after she basically told him she'd rather go on a date with a complete stranger
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DeadBankerDream
12/14/20 3:35:59 PM
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What does that even mean? George Lopez isn't that big. At least he wasn't 273 years ago when I last saw him in anything.
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The Trent
12/14/20 3:36:57 PM
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seriously how is "sorry i'm already scheduled to be railed by a person i don't know and i'm going to stick with that over extending time with you" not clear enough
good for shooting his shot though

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g0ldie
12/14/20 3:37:16 PM
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I might cry, tbh.

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El_Lingo
12/14/20 3:38:07 PM
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*Low Rider starts playing*

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Shablagoo
12/14/20 3:38:51 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
george lopez's wife is hot tho



tbf they got married in 1993 but even back then hed been active for about a decade. Yeah she is super pretty though.

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eston
12/14/20 3:39:57 PM
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Hippocrates
12/14/20 3:39:57 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
also imagine asking a girl out again after she tells you she's going on a date. That's her way of saying she's not going out with you.
I consider it outright saying "you are not a dating prospect"

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--Zero-
12/14/20 3:40:20 PM
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Incels were not born they were made lol.

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 3:41:08 PM
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how is one "lowkey" built like something? why can't people just say what they fucking mean?

bet, no cap, poggers, just shut the FUCK up already

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CM_Ponch
12/14/20 3:43:18 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
how is one "lowkey" built like something? why can't people just say what they fucking mean?

bet, no cap, poggers, just shut the FUCK up already
Do you not have friends

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CoolMaskGuy
12/14/20 3:44:40 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
how is one "lowkey" built like something? why can't people just say what they fucking mean?

bet, no cap, poggers, just shut the FUCK up already

At this point I think "lowkey" is just a meaningless adjective like people saying "literally." I don't think it really changes what they are wanting to say.
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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 3:52:37 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Do you not have friends
i'd lose my shit if any of my friends spoke like that unironically

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Hippocrates
12/14/20 3:54:14 PM
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lowkey is just a sentence enhancer. it's fluff. bet just means "you bet"

I've been told what no cap means but I can't remember. I think contextually it's like "no lie" maybe

poggers, I got no fuckin clue but lately i been seeing it everywhere on reddit. or just 'pog'
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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 3:55:20 PM
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pog, pogger, pogchamp

fucking pokemon line sounding ass

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lilORANG
12/14/20 3:56:00 PM
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She tried to let him off easy and he was a fool and kept pushing it. No sympathy.
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Cleo_II
12/14/20 3:56:16 PM
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Ouch. No need to be mean. Thank you but Im not interested is all you need and if a guy pushes for more just dont respond.
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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 3:58:12 PM
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it's true, if she goes so far as to tell him she's hooking up with a dude on bumble, that's his cue to gracefully bow out before she tells him he looks like george lopez and shatter his self esteem forever

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DocileOrangeCup
12/14/20 3:59:22 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Ouch. No need to be mean. Thank you but Im not interested is all you need and if a guy pushes for more just dont respond.
Sabes que

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Protopet
12/14/20 3:59:44 PM
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We could hang out later, haha

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The Trent
12/14/20 4:00:05 PM
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Protopet posted...
We could hang out later, haha

that comma haha is absolutely damning

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 4:01:00 PM
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could we maybe snuggle after he lays pipe



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SSJKirby
12/14/20 4:22:31 PM
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I just went through that entire account, feel sorry for everyone there

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ThyCorndog
12/14/20 4:23:30 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
A supervillain is born.


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Count_Babula
12/14/20 8:30:52 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i'd lose my shit if any of my friends spoke like that unironically

dude get a grip

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