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Smackems
12/14/20 1:48:12 PM
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Jesus wtf would the loser sperm have been like

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CoolMaskGuy
12/14/20 1:49:02 PM
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Are we the sperm or the egg? Or do "we" only form once they combine?
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SrRd_RacinG
12/14/20 1:49:03 PM
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A Cyberpunk 2077 first day purchaser.

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Smackems
12/14/20 1:49:34 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
Are we the sperm or the egg? Or do "we" only form once they combine?
I dunno about you but I was a bad ass sperm

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masterpug53
12/14/20 1:52:05 PM
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One of my all-time favorite insults is 'I can't believe that out of a hundred million sperm, you were the fastest.'

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Hippocrates
12/14/20 1:53:15 PM
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Well actually many sperm are killed attempting to penetrate the egg, weakening the egg's outer membrane. So we're not even the fastest
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Smackems
12/14/20 1:54:16 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
Well actually many sperm are killed attempting to penetrate the egg, weakening the egg's outer membrane. So we're not even the fastest
Smartest, though. Let the dumbasses do the hard stuff

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nfearurspecimn
12/14/20 1:54:21 PM
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You act like the sperm was the problem, but what if it was in fact, a bad egg?

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Smackems
12/14/20 1:55:32 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
You act like the sperm was the problem, but what if it was in fact, a bad egg?
The egg doesn't fall far from the... Chicken?

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MedeaLysistrata
12/14/20 1:55:52 PM
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The successful sperm was held back a nut for disrespect

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nfearurspecimn
12/14/20 1:57:19 PM
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Smackems posted...
The egg doesn't fall far from the... Chicken?
when the baby chicks come home to roost

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Smackems
12/14/20 1:59:46 PM
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So we've established that we were badass sperm and our mothers were chickens

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nfearurspecimn
12/14/20 2:19:23 PM
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lol

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Mark_McGrath
12/14/20 2:21:27 PM
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actually we were one of the weakest ones

the sperm that win the race actually are just used to break down the eggs shields. we were one of the last to actually get there

i wonder if the first sperm to get there actually fertilized the egg would society be way more advanced rn
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ThyCorndog
12/14/20 2:24:28 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
You act like the sperm was the problem, but what if it was in fact, a bad egg?
hmmm tru

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Smackems
12/14/20 2:27:39 PM
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Mark_McGrath posted...
actually we were one of the weakest ones

the sperm that win the race actually are just used to break down the eggs shields. we were one of the last to actually get there

i wonder if the first sperm to get there actually fertilized the egg would society be way more advanced rn
Already been addressed earlier

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Crescente
12/14/20 2:27:43 PM
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Did the big bang come first or the quantum fluctuations?
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Smackems
12/14/20 2:29:49 PM
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Crescente posted...
Did the big bang come first or the quantum fluctuations?
Are you saying our universe was an egg

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Crescente
12/14/20 4:09:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
Are you saying our universe was an egg

Quite possibly.
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