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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 11:51:40 AM
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a blasphemer who invokes the endless unholy power of the immortal souls of the damned. who makes blood sacrifices to feed her unquenchable thirst for inflicting misery and pain upon this world. to make those who laughed and doubted her pay tenfold, to dash them on the stones, to rend their souls from their mortal shells and deny their pilgrimage to heaven, to torment and feed upon them before god, to become an abomination before God, the very personification of sin, of wrath, gluttony, perpetual sickness, an eternal plague to punish humanity, a foul, cruel, twisted, furious vessel of chaos itself, who'd tear hell itself from the abyssal depths of the world if it meant she could watch everything burn just half as hot as her heart of brimstone

or watch netflix

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PokemonExpert44
12/14/20 11:52:12 AM
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Lol wtf at TC

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 11:53:14 AM
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excuse me for having a type!!

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Socrawheeze
12/14/20 11:53:36 AM
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there's like a million people on reddit who straight up believe in witchcraft. it's wild
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Teh_Dr_Phil
12/14/20 11:55:23 AM
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Yep.
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/20 12:02:36 PM
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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
This

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lww99
12/14/20 12:06:07 PM
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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 12:16:17 PM
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surely you mean yule

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lww99
12/14/20 12:21:17 PM
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OffTempo
12/14/20 12:24:06 PM
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My ex's best friend was a "witch" pretty normal girl except for the witch stuff. I thought she was joking around but she deadass believed in that shit. Said her aunt's side of the family were witches or something. Don't remember too much but she would text my ex stuff to get/use for "spells".

Its not all that man.

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JimmyFraska
12/14/20 12:36:28 PM
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Would not be a healthy relationship
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Flockaveli
12/14/20 12:48:57 PM
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What makes you think a witch would want to date you?

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