Current Events > there's this Screen Rant listing Stephen King's books from worst to best, and...

Topic List
Page List: 1
g0ldie
12/13/20 7:03:27 PM
#1:


...The Gunslinger is at last place

smh

https://screenrant.com/every-stephen-king-book-ranked-best-worst/

61. The Gunslinger (Dark Tower #1)
60. Cell
59. Song of Susannah (Dark Tower #6)
58. Rage
57. Gwendy's Button Box
56. The Wind Through the Keyhole (Dark Tower #4.5)
55. The Regulators
54. Rose Madder
53. Dreamcatcher
52. Bag of Bones
51. The Dark Tower (Dark Tower #7)
50. From a Buick 8
49. Joyland
48. The Wastelands (Dark Tower #3)
47. Blaze
46. Duma Key
45. Cycle of the Werewolf
44. The Colorado Kid
43. Wizard and Glass (Dark Tower #4)
42. Roadwork
41. The Eyes of the Dragon
40. The Outsider
39. The Running Man
38. Lisey's Story
37. Elevation
36. Desperation
35. The Talisman
34. End of Watch
33. Mr. Mercedes
32. The Tommyknockers
31. The Dark Half
30. Black House
29. Under the Dome
28. Revival
27. Sleeping Beauties
26. Wolves of the Calla (Dark Tower #5)
25. Firestarter
24. Christine
23. Gerald's Game
22. Thinner
21. Dolores Claiborne
20. Insomnia
19. Finders Keepers
18. Cujo
17. The Long Walk
16. Needful Things
15. The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon
14. The Institute
13. Doctor Sleep
12. The Green Mile
11. 'Salem's Lot
10. Pet Sematary
9. 11/22/63
8. The Drawing of the Three (Dark Tower #2)
7. Carrie
6. The Stand
5. The Stand (1990)
4. The Dead Zone
3. Misery
2. The Shining
1. It

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet
12/13/20 7:04:30 PM
#2:


11/22/63 should be no. 1

---
SaltyWet
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/13/20 7:50:11 PM
#3:


I haven't read it, but I wasn't too big on the show

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet
12/13/20 7:52:11 PM
#4:


g0ldie posted...
I haven't read it, but I wasn't too big on the show
The show sucked. The book is way way way better

---
SaltyWet
... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury
12/13/20 7:56:06 PM
#5:


they have forgotten the face of their father

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever
12/13/20 8:01:03 PM
#6:


I only know of movies, like Storm of the Century and Graveyard Shift or Silver Bullet.

---
I wish they would quit pushing the pretzel burger now!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo
12/13/20 8:03:32 PM
#7:


I was going to say if you're a big fan of Stephen King as a horror writer this makes sense.

But Eyes of the Dragon is 41 so,

Okay the fact that it's not even the best ranked Dark Tower book is kind of baffling...
... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon
12/13/20 8:14:56 PM
#8:


Haven't read it but is the dead zone that good?

---
If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
12/13/20 8:15:26 PM
#9:


i mean i could see why
it was a fucking travesty of an interpretation and i'm a massive dark tower fan

---
i'm Trent B and i get respect
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/14/20 4:01:58 AM
#10:


bump

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream
12/14/20 4:04:23 AM
#11:


I can understand not appreciating/liking The Gunslinger.

How you consider it worse than Song of Susannah I have no fucking clue.

How you consider anything, including books I haven't read, worse than Song of Susannah is a mystery.
---
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/14/20 4:16:47 AM
#12:


agreed

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic
12/14/20 4:19:03 AM
#13:


... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/14/20 4:20:29 AM
#14:


it's an installment in the Dark Tower series.

#1, for example, is the first book, and so on.

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456
12/14/20 4:23:47 AM
#15:


Insomnia is way too high on that list.

11/22/63 should be top 5 at least. It's fucking phenomenal. I didn't even bother finishing the show because it adapted it so poorly.

---
https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT
So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag
12/14/20 4:25:22 AM
#16:


Man duma key is so low, and surprised cell isn't dead last, what a shit book

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456
12/14/20 4:26:50 AM
#17:


Cookie Bag posted...
Man duma key is so low, and surprised cell isn't dead last, what a shit book
I've never really gotten the hate for Cell.

And I've yet to finish Duma Key. Maybe the ending is really good? But I just didn't feel the urge to finish it.

---
https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT
So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur
... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex
12/14/20 11:47:05 AM
#18:


pegusus123456 posted...
I've never really gotten the hate for Cell.

And I've yet to finish Duma Key. Maybe the ending is really good? But I just didn't feel the urge to finish it.
Cell started off amazing then just fell apart about halfway through.

---
"If you wish to converse with me define your terms"
Voltaire
... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil
12/14/20 11:50:38 AM
#19:


SaltyWet posted...
11/22/63 should be no. 1


---
Yep.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy
12/14/20 11:52:18 AM
#20:


at least they're right about the drawing of the three, that book was fucking rad
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Seb
12/14/20 12:22:11 PM
#21:


Drawing of the three is probably the best one of the series, though I really liked wizard and glass for shedding light on roland's backstory. I'm not really into his horror stuff, so haven't read It, the shining, etc. The stand and salem's lot were fantastic. Been meaning to watch the movies for a long time, just haven't found a convenient site yet. I like his short stories too, sad to not see them on the list, namely hearts in atlantis and everythings eventual.

The dark tower is easily my favorite book series, tbh its the only reason I decided to read his other stuff. Been meaning to give needful things a try, but haven't gotten very hooked in the 50ish pages I read.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver
12/14/20 12:24:35 PM
#22:


the gunslinger isnt even the worst dark tower book lol

It is also magnificently overrated

---
I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/14/20 4:43:34 PM
#23:


my Dark Tower ranking: 4 > 3 2 > 5 > 4.5 > 1 > 7 >>>>> 6

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
12/14/20 4:44:00 PM
#24:


wait a minute this is about the books not the movies what the fuck fuck this list

---
i'm Trent B and i get respect
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
12/14/20 4:56:44 PM
#25:


that's what I'm saying

---
The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths.
The truths don't provide any answers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
marc55
12/14/20 5:09:01 PM
#26:


The Trent posted...
wait a minute this is about the books not the movies what the fuck fuck this list
or tv series (the dead zone)

---
There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream
12/14/20 5:25:34 PM
#27:


g0ldie posted...
my Dark Tower ranking: 4 > 3 2 > 5 > 4.5 > 1 > 7 >>>>> 6

4 > 3 > 1 = 5 > 2 > Dog poop > 8 > 7 > extra smelly dog poop > 6
---
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1