Current Events > Hypothetical: Your sister is dating Zsasz

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Your younger sister has invited you over for dinner to meet her new boyfriend. She tells you that it's going well, he's eccentric but really kind and that she is looking forward to introducing him to you.

Just before he arrives she says "Now be nice to Victor. He lost his dead parents money gambling and then some horrible man tried to mug him a while back so he's kind of in a bad place right now. He's still not 100% recovered and might seem a little odd so don't do that thing you always do. Just give him a chance okay?"

Then he arrives and you are shocked to see that it is Zsasz

He stares at you with a smile and unblinking eyes then enigmatically with weird cadence says: "Hello it is nice to meet you. Your sister has mentioned all sorts of things about you. I never had a brother myself or indeed any family anymore but I can assure you that when it comes to your sister l will take the greatest care and attention. But no matter what whappens I like to think there is always the opportunity to accept yourself exactly where you are."



How do you react?
Do you approve?

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I quietly call the police and tell them to turn on the Batsignal. Zsasz is at my house.

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Isn't that NoHo Hank?

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The Batman villain? I'd definitely alert the cops. Ans get my sister away from him. He's killed like hundreds of victims. Doesn't he have a tattoo or scar for every person he kills? And it covers his entire body?

If she was dating Victor Zsasz from the Gotham show, I would be pleased. I only know that version of the character but I really liked how the actor portrayed him (and he was also really hilarious on the show Barry) and he's from my state. I would definitely approve.
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i'd try to call the cops and likely get murdered within minutes. sister too. that guy is a murdering nutcase.

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I ask her if she wants to make the first cut or take the first shot before I end him and we dispose of the body.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

I ask her if she wants to make the first cut or take the first shot before I end him and we dispose of the body.

She doesn't want to kill him, she likes him

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Well he is taking a dirt nap one way or another.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

She doesn't want to kill him, she likes him

this a harley quinn situation?

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monkmith posted...

this a harley quinn situation?

Well you've only just met him.

Gonna have to ask yourself is your sister the kind of person who would go down for that or does he not know what Zsasz does or has Zsasz not done anything yet.

Hmmmmmmmm

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Shes dating a B list Batman villain?

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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Shes dating a B list Batman villain?

yes

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I don't know what that is. I don't know what a swaspchbbt is either, before anyone asks. Even if I did, the government says I can't tell anyone. So I won't tell you.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

I don't know what that is. I don't know what a swaspchbbt is either, before anyone asks. Even if I did, the government says I can't tell anyone. So I won't tell you.

Hes a serial killer from Batman comics. He also appears in the Arkham Asylum video game. He makes a marking on his body for every victim he kills. And his entire body is covered.

Zikten posted...

Hes a serial killer from Batman comics. He also appears in the Arkham Asylum video game. He makes a marking on his body for every victim he kills. And his entire body is covered.

lalalalalala

I'm sorry, I just don't like learning things.

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