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EngineerGamer
12/12/20 4:34:03 PM
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sometimes a man can just tell
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Graycap
12/14/20 3:59:21 AM
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This explains the other topic tbh.
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Say it on your main.
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Accolon
12/14/20 4:00:18 AM
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undefined posted...
no pic no comment


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EngineerGamer
12/14/20 4:00:58 AM
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Graycap posted...
This explains the other topic tbh.
my desire for her burns so strongly that there is no way she wouldn't feel at least a little weakened by it
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pinky0926
12/14/20 4:02:47 AM
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She is super mega ridiculously hot

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Riev
12/14/20 4:03:15 AM
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Who? That sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh card than a real name
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EngineerGamer
12/14/20 4:04:22 AM
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you guys arent being clever or cool by typing "who?" into this topic at 1 in the morning

this person has been a top 10 pop music artist for the past 3-4 years and if you aren't superficially familiar with her existence by now then you are impressing absolutely fucking nobody, rather you're revealing just how deep underground the basement you live in is built
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pinky0926
12/14/20 4:11:49 AM
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EngineerGamer posted...
you guys arent being clever or cool by typing "who?" into this topic at 1 in the morning

this person has been a top 10 pop music artist for the past 3-4 years and if you aren't superficially familiar with her existence by now then you are impressing absolutely fucking nobody, rather you're revealing just how deep underground the basement you live in is built

Are you ok brother

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Riev
12/14/20 4:22:21 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Are you ok brother
looks like I struck a nerve lmao
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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 4:26:15 AM
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Riev posted...
Who? That sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh card than a real name
bad guy from jojo's bizarre adventure

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 4:27:46 AM
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EngineerGamer posted...
you guys arent being clever or cool by typing "who?" into this topic at 1 in the morning

this person has been a top 10 pop music artist for the past 3-4 years and if you aren't superficially familiar with her existence by now then you are impressing absolutely fucking nobody, rather you're revealing just how deep underground the basement you live in is built
lmao, i can't wait to post this every time someone does it

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ShineboxPhil
12/14/20 4:29:41 AM
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EngineerGamer posted...
you guys arent being clever or cool by typing "who?" into this topic at 1 in the morning

this person has been a top 10 pop music artist for the past 3-4 years and if you aren't superficially familiar with her existence by now then you are impressing absolutely fucking nobody, rather you're revealing just how deep underground the basement you live in is built

I hope this becomes a copypasta

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YoJoe posted...
Offensive jokes should at least be clever and funny.
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EngineerGamer
12/14/20 11:16:41 PM
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it should because it's right lmao
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Socrawheeze
12/14/20 11:19:07 PM
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How am I supposed to have heard of this person? I don't listen to radio or watch TV. No idea who this is
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EngineerGamer
12/14/20 11:20:53 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
How am I supposed to have heard of this person? I don't listen to radio or watch TV. No idea who this is
what if i told you these people's content is predominantly consumed online

do you not use youtube either my guy

"i dont watch tv" is so fucking 00s. no one fucking watches tv anymore, especially not the teenage target demographic of pop music. shut up.
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Socrawheeze
12/14/20 11:22:21 PM
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EngineerGamer posted...
what if i told you these people's content is predominantly consumed online

do you not use youtube either my guy
Not really. If I do, all my recs are tailored to me it seems

EngineerGamer posted...
"i dont watch tv" is so fucking 00s. no one fucking watches tv anymore, especially not the teenage target demographic of pop music. shut up.
I wasn't saying that to look down my nose at you - just assumed she mighta been popular in commercials or something
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Smackems
12/14/20 11:23:08 PM
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Common sense is stupid - some dude
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Socrawheeze
12/14/20 11:25:22 PM
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Smackems posted...
Looks like that billy eilish girl, who I learned about like a month or so ago
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Riev
12/15/20 12:38:31 AM
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Why is this dude so offended that some people haven't heard of some random pop singer? This board is mostly 30 year olds so it shouldn't be surprising that people haven't heard of her, especially when he says himself that the target demographic is teenagers. You also have to factor in that not everyone listens to that kind of music, either. Dude comes off as a simp or some shit the way he's vigorously defending her and attacking anyone and everyone that simply says they haven't heard of her, shit is weird.
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jon1012
12/15/20 12:39:02 AM
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oh brother

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Delirious_Beard
12/15/20 12:39:29 AM
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wait a minute has this been a scofield alt all along

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jon1012
12/15/20 12:40:02 AM
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Actually, I think I could pull her too if I saw her in a club if she didn't already have limitless chad dick thrown at her because of her position in life.

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EngineerGamer
12/15/20 12:47:17 AM
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Riev posted...
Why is this dude so offended that some people haven't heard of some random pop singer? This board is mostly 30 year olds so it shouldn't be surprising that people haven't heard of her, especially when he says himself that the target demographic is teenagers. You also have to factor in that not everyone listens to that kind of music, either. Dude comes off as a simp or some shit the way he's vigorously defending her and attacking anyone and everyone that simply says they haven't heard of her, shit is weird.

if you're not annoyed at 90% of CE posts being some hackneyed attempt at high-horsing then more power to you

personally i want to see less of that so rubbing their noses in it becomes a hobby
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Socrawheeze
12/15/20 12:57:26 AM
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EngineerGamer posted...
if you're not annoyed at 90% of CE posts being some hackneyed attempt at high-horsing then more power to you
I'm genuinely surprised you were able to infer any high-horsing from my post, like at all
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