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ssj3vegeta_ 12/12/20 2:35:54 AM #1: |
What was it like buying your first one? If you order online, you ever freak out da mailwoman or porch pirate might catch a glimpse of what you bought?
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ssj3vegeta_ 12/12/20 10:29:15 AM #2: |
I dreamed i bought one lmao
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CasualGuy 12/12/20 10:31:38 AM #4: |
The mail man had a hell of a time carrying your mother all the way to my doorstep
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synth_real 12/12/20 12:06:36 PM #5: |
My first time ordering online, it came in a very nondescript box. Nothing exciting at all.
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WilliamPorygon 12/12/20 12:15:42 PM #6: |
Nah, when I got my first one I got it without anyone seeing. I don't really care as much anymore because of the pandemic, everybody's getting packages constantly now so it won't seem suspicious if I get one and it's not like it's going to say what it is on the box.
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YellowMustard69 12/12/20 12:15:55 PM #7: |
I have sex toys but they aren't really personal because I share them with my family.
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SSJGrimReaper 12/12/20 12:50:16 PM #8: |
don't they all promise "discreet shipping"
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Zodd3224 12/12/20 1:01:30 PM #9: |
Only toys I have are things to use on the wife
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FF_Redux 12/12/20 1:02:52 PM #10: |
Im currently getting a new sex toy every day until christmas with my advent calendar
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Pus_N_Pecans 12/12/20 1:04:25 PM #11: |
All the sex shops Ive been to have had a really pleasant, sex positive staff, and if you order anything online its usually in a regular box so no ones gonna know anyway.
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eston 12/12/20 1:07:25 PM #13: |
They're not toys, they're collectibles mom, geez!
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FF_Redux 12/12/20 1:39:42 PM #14: |
mattymad posted...
I forgot you got that. Are you doing an opening topic? Well its too late to do daily. I could prob make a topic on what Ive gotten. But I dunno how safe that is for CE --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 12/12/20 4:06:13 PM #15: |
eston posted...
They're not toys, they're collectibles mom, geez!It's not a dragon dildo, it's an art piece! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 12/12/20 4:12:28 PM #16: |
Everything in my house is a sex toy depending on my mood
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 12/12/20 4:14:17 PM #17: |
I have some sex toys, they aren't mine though, I took them from other people as trophies.
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SSJGrimReaper 12/12/20 4:16:37 PM #18: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Everything in my house is a sex toy depending on my moodLAS: *Sees game console* LAS: --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 12/12/20 4:53:22 PM #19: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
It's not a dragon dildo, it's an art piece!To be fair, dragon dildos do look pretty fucking awesome. I would know, I own a few --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esrac 12/12/20 5:05:54 PM #20: |
Personal sex toys? As opposed to public sex toys?
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Lost_All_Senses 12/12/20 5:07:46 PM #21: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
LAS: *Sees game console* The world is my playground and I love to play around. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 12/12/20 11:26:19 PM #22: |
does amazon have any of dese toys or...
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CanuckCowboy 12/12/20 11:27:54 PM #23: |
Action figures. Theyre sex action figures!
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troll_swag 12/12/20 11:28:50 PM #24: |
I was gonna get one of the anime waifu dolls but then I looked at the price
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Sir Will 12/12/20 11:33:06 PM #25: |
ssj3vegeta posted...
does amazon have any of dese toys or...Yes. I mean you can check for yourself easily enough. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 12/14/20 8:57:30 PM #27: |
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J03can 12/14/20 8:59:46 PM #28: |
Ive bought 2 fleshlights over the years. Both i went to a store and a helpful clerk helped me find one. Was kind of embarassing but that was on me. The clerks couldn't have been nicer.
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