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ssj3vegeta_
12/12/20 2:35:54 AM
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What was it like buying your first one? If you order online, you ever freak out da mailwoman or porch pirate might catch a glimpse of what you bought?
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ssj3vegeta_
12/12/20 10:29:15 AM
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CasualGuy
12/12/20 10:31:38 AM
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The mail man had a hell of a time carrying your mother all the way to my doorstep

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synth_real
12/12/20 12:06:36 PM
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My first time ordering online, it came in a very nondescript box. Nothing exciting at all.

My first time in a store, the lady working there started out by showing me a cheapo fake vag. I was like "Ok, that's nice, but how about this big buttplug over here instead?"

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WilliamPorygon
12/12/20 12:15:42 PM
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Nah, when I got my first one I got it without anyone seeing. I don't really care as much anymore because of the pandemic, everybody's getting packages constantly now so it won't seem suspicious if I get one and it's not like it's going to say what it is on the box.

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YellowMustard69
12/12/20 12:15:55 PM
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I have sex toys but they aren't really personal because I share them with my family.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/12/20 12:50:16 PM
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don't they all promise "discreet shipping"

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Zodd3224
12/12/20 1:01:30 PM
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Only toys I have are things to use on the wife

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FF_Redux
12/12/20 1:02:52 PM
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Im currently getting a new sex toy every day until christmas with my advent calendar

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Pus_N_Pecans
12/12/20 1:04:25 PM
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All the sex shops Ive been to have had a really pleasant, sex positive staff, and if you order anything online its usually in a regular box so no ones gonna know anyway.

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eston
12/12/20 1:07:25 PM
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FF_Redux
12/12/20 1:39:42 PM
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mattymad posted...
I forgot you got that. Are you doing an opening topic?

Well its too late to do daily. I could prob make a topic on what Ive gotten. But I dunno how safe that is for CE

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WilliamPorygon
12/12/20 4:06:13 PM
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eston posted...
They're not toys, they're collectibles mom, geez!
It's not a dragon dildo, it's an art piece!

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Lost_All_Senses
12/12/20 4:12:28 PM
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Everything in my house is a sex toy depending on my mood

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/12/20 4:14:17 PM
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I have some sex toys, they aren't mine though, I took them from other people as trophies.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/12/20 4:16:37 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Everything in my house is a sex toy depending on my mood
LAS: *Sees game console*
LAS:

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synth_real
12/12/20 4:53:22 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
It's not a dragon dildo, it's an art piece!
To be fair, dragon dildos do look pretty fucking awesome. I would know, I own a few

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Esrac
12/12/20 5:05:54 PM
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Personal sex toys? As opposed to public sex toys?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/12/20 5:07:46 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
LAS: *Sees game console*
LAS:

The world is my playground and I love to play around.

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ssj3vegeta
12/12/20 11:26:19 PM
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CanuckCowboy
12/12/20 11:27:54 PM
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Action figures. Theyre sex action figures!

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troll_swag
12/12/20 11:28:50 PM
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I was gonna get one of the anime waifu dolls but then I looked at the price

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Sir Will
12/12/20 11:33:06 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
does amazon have any of dese toys or...
Yes. I mean you can check for yourself easily enough.

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ssj3vegeta
12/14/20 8:57:30 PM
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J03can
12/14/20 8:59:46 PM
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Ive bought 2 fleshlights over the years. Both i went to a store and a helpful clerk helped me find one. Was kind of embarassing but that was on me. The clerks couldn't have been nicer.

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