Current Events > CE Confessionary with Harpie - What's on your mind?

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Now, let's have some fun. I'll be responding to everyone's confessions if they make it past my audit. And yes, this is completely anonymous.

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Its always eat my ass papi never let me eat that ass papi

Harpie posted...

Please keep it PG-13

so we get one F-bomb this thread

fuck

soulunison2 posted...

Its always eat my ass papi never let me eat that ass papi

I'll eat ur ass papi bby

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I think op desnt like me enough

this will definitely end well

Hippocrates posted...

so we get one F-bomb this thread

fuck

Blocked

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is it romantic to follow a girl home?

LOL, I was just flipping through another post and saw one of your drawings and instantly knew it was yours. IDK, know what the drawing was supposed to be, but I just thought "That Harpie, she really brings it!"
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DB_Insider posted...

I think op desnt like me enough

what do you mean

Reis posted...

this will definitely end well

Reis have some goddamn faith in my confessionaries for ONCE

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Crono99 posted...

What's an "ass papi"?

es culo

lol what am I supposed to confess I've actually been an extremely open book on here lately

Super liberating, honestly

I made Sims 4 characters based on CEgals

which cegals did you create

Absolutely nothing.

Cmon, you gotta have something. You ever shook someones hand after leaving the bathroom without washing your hands?

This confession breaks all of Harpie's rules. Sorry not sorry

Get OUT

I hate being a man. I wish I was a cute gay girl instead

Aw :(
Do you think you'd identify better as a cute gay girl or is it more cause it's a fun idea

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SiO4 posted...

LOL, I was just flipping through another post and saw one of your drawings and instantly knew it was yours. IDK, know what the drawing was supposed to be, but I just thought "That Harpie, she really brings it!"

The stick figure nudity ones are my favorite. The boners are always so... enthusiastic.
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Harpie posted...

what do you mean

U never said my name even once, so u must not like me as much as reis

ThePusher posted...

is it romantic to follow a girl home?

Only if you're holding a brand new set of kitchen knifes to gift her

SiO4 posted...

LOL, I was just flipping through another post and saw one of your drawings and instantly knew it was yours. IDK, know what the drawing was supposed to be, but I just thought "That Harpie, she really brings it!"

I'm a true artistic prodigy, what can I say

Thanks. Tbh I'm actually getting slowly better at drawing which is defeating the purpose of my gimmick >.>

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Harpie posted...

Only if you're holding a brand new set of kitchen knifes to gift her

I'm a true artistic prodigy, what can I say

Thanks. Tbh I'm actually getting slowly better at drawing which is defeating the purpose of my gimmick >.>

Best Stick Figures ever!!
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Reis posted...

this will definitely end well

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Hippocrates posted...

lol what am I supposed to confess I've actually been an extremely open book on here lately

Super liberating, honestly

It really is tbh, Ce is a 9/10 for talk therapy

Machete posted...

The stick figure nudity ones are my favorite. The boners are always so... enthusiastic.

Are boners usually not so enthusiastic??

DB_Insider posted...

U never said my name even once, so u must not like me as much as reis

Reis as a username just flows a lot easier than DB_Insider

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This topic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qC_J1VaZI

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Harpie posted...

Reis as a username just flows a lot easier than DB_Insider

Fair poit

DB_Insider posted...

U never said my name even once, so u must not like me as much as reis

im a legendary poster

your legs in the high socks *hearteyes emoji*

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Crono99 posted...

I have no idea if you're a guy or a girl tbh, but because of your username I just can't help but picture you as Reis the dragon lady from Final Fantasy Tactics

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Reis_Duelar

he's way prettier than her tbh

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I wish Harpie would post more thigh high pics

If I post too much than I'm a thot for free, which is the worst

you gotta pay for the good stuff

Hi Harpie, my name is Johnny_Suitcase and I once knocked my grandmother down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. I feel bad about this because I didn't realize she was bringing down my rum and coke and it spilled everywhere and made the floor sticky. I feel upset about this and what that drink would have meant to me makes me wonder what kind of person I could have been.

You didn't bother trying to salvage it off the floor? You got a tongue

i'm secretly a furry, but i'm afraid of letting ce know because a few people have given ce users a very bad impression of furries

It's up to you to open up. What would be the benefits? Do you think it'll make your time on this board overall more enjoyable if you're able to talk about it?

I made Hermiione, Harpie and joestarr. I wanted to make gunplagirl too but idk what she looks like. Then I created a storyline and gave them special skills. I wanted to make Harpie grow a bunch of ingredients but I forgot to care for her plants so they died >_>

Gunpla is a very pretty and boobalicious raven haired lady. I love her hair.
also
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Lmao that's amazing, how does a storyline work or is it an RP

Hypothetically, if a guy saw you somewhere and thought you were cute, what should he say/do to open a conversation without you thinking he's a total creepazoid?

If I've never met him, then he'd need to find a neutral but open way to start a convo. For example, give a compliment and then immediately ask a question about something I'm holding or our environment. It's flirty but not desperate sounding. If you're able to start a smooth convo, you have a very high success rate of getting that W

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I feel younger when I post on CE and that makes me feel good about myself. I don't understand most of the references here.

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Harpie posted...

If I've never met him, then he'd need to find a neutral but open way to start a convo. For example, give a compliment and then immediately ask a question about something I'm holding or our environment. It's flirty but not desperate sounding. If you're able to start a smooth convo, you have a very high success rate of getting that W

Also, genuinely making someone laugh.
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tagging a soon to be locked topic

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I be stressed tf out behind on a bunch of schoolwork and the semester coming to end soon. Everyone thinks Im chillin and have everything figured out but I don't. Aside from that I'm doing good. How about you?

The literal exact same tbh. I'm hoping I can get an exception for the withdrawal deadline so get W's instead of F's ._.
We'll be better off when the grades are locked in and over with >.>

What is YOUR confession?

I think I'm a narcissist. I'm constantly analyzing what I say to people to see if I'm being manipulative/self-obsessed or not.

Trump lost the election

Hallelujah!

Eww, I always watch my hands after using the bathroom :( Besides I don't even remember the last time I shook someone's hand lol. But I guess I did think of something, I'm angry at how someone attacked my father back in March and how his attacker was never caught. Seeing my dad go to the hospital and requiring surgery to live angers me. He had to get a tracheostomy and now lives with a hole in his throat, he can't talk and is living very uncomfortably. I know I shouldn't think this way but I wish I had an hour with whoever attacked him...

Wow, that fuckin sucks. I don't blame you for wanting to be alone with the attacker. How often are you finding yourself mad about it

I feel like I'm commissioning furry artwork too often and not enough at the same time. Like I have lots of ideas I want to see fleshed out but the best artists don't take commissions very often or are very expensive. I commissioned pics of my male characters' dicks this week but I really want to get a reference sheet for a new female character done so I can have art with her made up already.

Eh, if you got the money who gives a fuck. I've seem some bomb ass furry art and.. I can see how it can be worth it for some people.
Would you ever give ce sneak peeks at your commissions.. :3

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This time with the correct account:

Tag
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I'm beginning to suspect women don't have libidos or find men attractive. I'm at a loss to explain why else I can't attract them even when I take off my shirt or do a mating dance. And my choreography is pretty tight and well-practiced.

I need pics of your elbows to come to a conclusion

I'm autistic but I never had the courage to tell anyone on CE because I'm afraid I'd get laughed at

Tbh, I don't blame you. Ce is cruel, especially to users with autism. Do you want to open up about it?

If a guy in real life recognized you from CE and started a conversation with you about CE, would you be into it or weirded out?

I would be weirded out 100%. Pls don't talk to me ce you will scare me

There's this girl at work and idk if she's interested in me or not. It seems like it but then again I'm a 30 year old loser who probably thinks that any attention towards my way means that they are interested in me >_> still though idk, she does laugh at most of my dumb jokes and is generally the one who initiates the conversation with me during work. And even if by some miracle she was interested in me, I feel like I shouldn't "pursue" her since I know how I am and I feel like she could do better. I'm just too damn boring

Hmm, I'd leave it for now. Unless she eventually asks to see you outside of work, don't initiate feelings.

Have you guys broken the touch barrier?

Push me to the edge
All my friends are playing cyberpunk

whats dat

I'm feeling the lack of intimacy more so than usual right now. Enough to seriously consider finding someone on Reddit to swap lewd pics/messages with >_> guess the lockdown is starting to get to me...

Honestly do it, it's fun when you find someone good. You gotta get those rocks off to someone real, ya know?

Hi Harpie, Jim_BelushiToe here, I have rancid gas that I can't get rid of and I slipped on open liquor on the floor. Does ketchup clean up un-authorized liquor stains? Also are pregnancy tests 100%? Even if you feel the baby kicking in the crib? I'll feed it whatever the Racoons don't finish at the ditch I suppose. I hope your 4th of July gets ruined. Love you.

ily but mostly bologna

Yes, Yes, No, I hope yours is ruined too love you!!!!

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Mitch_Haniger posted...

your legs in the high socks *hearteyes emoji*

thx bby they're skull crushing thighs

Simp posted...

he's way prettier than her tbh

Reis is

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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

my moneys on another hour

Smh, Crono posts in here and ya'll still don't have faith in my topic upkeeping abilities??

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Harpie, Hey this is the mobile clinic you visited on your piece of shit bike the other day. Well the tests came back positive. All of them.

fuck you my bike is amazing

Ello there Govna! I can't get my pants up to save my life. I hope crawfish invade your bathtub.

have you tried a belt. But made of eels
me too, crawfish taste great when tossed in a skillet

I pulled a hamstring while I was taking a shit. Recommend any good booze?

Weed
also ew, time to cut the leg off

I like doing both SFW and NSFW commissions but tbh the NSFW stuff always gets more views and likes and it's what I'm more into tbh, although I can't post those here obviously.

Wait more views and likes? Where are you posting them
._.
Charizard..

(Reddit sexting guy here) I do want to, it's just I have no experience with how to find someone etc and I'm kinda scared of getting catfished/blackmailed etc. Plus most people on there are American I imagine, which would be bad due to time zones

Try r/relationships or other similar subreddits. You can make a post about yourself, and people will dm you if they're interested and vice versa. You aren't gonna get catfished/blackmailed unless you're sending money. Also reddit is huge, people are there all day

pm some cute gals on reddit


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Harpie posted...

whats dat

Cyberpunk 2077
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Been an jerk work lately. Likely ruined a relationship with a person and project manager. Feels bad

It's okay, you can fix it. Be honest, own up to it and apologize.

Hello lady, I just wanted to shared a story when I was back in the force. I was only 6 but the garbage man left his rig on the side of the road and I got in and learned stick shift the hard way. I barely got it above 80mph before realizing braking wasn't great in a rig like that. I may or may not have wipe out an HIV clinic. Should I get tested?

only if the hiv blood went up your pp

Im my gfs manager (not like direct, but one of the managers) and only a couple coworkers know about it. My boss doesnt and multiple people think shes dating someone else. Its the main reason we havent told anyone because neither of us want to go to HR and fill out anything and Im pretty sure Id get in trouble anyway. Another manager at another unit got in trouble for an ex-worker sending him topless pictures like a month after she left so yeah. Kind of hard to not really be able to talk about it with anyone or flaunt it at all besides on the internet. Really hope it stays good once were able to tell people though and that its not just a its great cause its taboo thing.

Oof, that's a thin line to walk. Like you said though eventually you'll be able to talk about it. Did you meet as coworkers first?

ce is just /b/ without the porn

ce is much more tame

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These used to be fun. I remember someone confessed to fantasizing about a gay threesome with me and Vulgar. Good times.

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(Reddit sexting guy) I guess you're right. Can't do it right now though; having a boner at work *probably* isn't the best idea tbqh fr

Nah you can do it, go "take a dump" in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. Trust me, it's worth it AND it's fun

My main gallery is on FurEmpathy.
The main thing is that I want to focus a bit more on my female characters next year, but that's kind of hard to do when the person who did my awesome reference sheets isn't available and I'm kind of remiss to have someone else do hers.

rip, has she said if she'll ever come back to do commissions? I'm assuming her art style is more unique

Favorite Pokemon?

Zoroark is my everything

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Zodd3224 posted...

These used to be fun. I remember someone confessed to fantasizing about a gay threesome with me and Vulgar. Good times.

lmao I remember that

Hmmm, should I close this topic and make a spinoff lewd version Zodd?

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Harpie posted...

lmao I remember that

Hmmm, should I close this topic and make a spinoff lewd version Zodd?

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I paid too much for a Door Dash order tonight and I'm a little disappointed.

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I will return with a new confessionary topic at 10pm PST

is your body ready

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Harpie posted...

I will return with a new confessionary topic at 10pm PST

is your body ready

He's ready.

https://imgur.com/BaRfDFi
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Harpie posted...

It really is tbh, Ce is a 9/10 for talk therapy

Are boners usually not so enthusiastic??

Reis as a username just flows a lot easier than DB_Insider

Well it was more than the boners themselves. It was context. One stick figure was staring right down at his boner with a Joker-level grin on his face :P
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