Current Events > Scenario: Jesus returns to Earth and drops a bombshell: He and God are at war.

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Solar_Crimson 12/09/20 11:52:19 AM #1:	(Yeah, I know. Just humor this hypothetical a bit.) One unassuming day, Jesus appears in Washington D.C., proves without any reasonable doubt that He is in fact Jesus Christ, Son of God, and reveals an unsettling piece of news: In the two millennia since his ascension to Heaven, He and his father God, or "Yahweh", have had a falling out on how best to govern humanity. What started as a disagreement has devolved into an all out declaration of war, with the angels of heaven themselves split into factions supporting either Jesus or Yahweh. Yahweh has fallen back into His hardline Old Testament ways, desiring humanity to worship and praise Him, adhere to His very strict laws, and purging all those who refuse to give Him the reverence that He feels that he deserves. Although still preferring a "Chosen People", He promises everlasting peace to anyone who obey His commandments, and those who perform especially well will be given special positions in Heaven after they die. Jesus believes that humanity should live justly and in goodness, showing compassion and kindness to their fellow man and helping one another, and that all those who fulfill this will find salvation in the end. Whether peace happens or not depends on the actions of humans, as Jesus Himself will be relatively hands-off when it comes to ruling humanity, preferring being more of a guide and teacher, letting humanity have their freedom of choice and rewarding those who embody His ideals. While it may seem more preferable to side with Jesus, He also admits that His Father is more powerful than He is (If Jesus is a 10 on a power scale, God is a 12), and thus overall has more support from the Angels in Heaven than Jesus does. He does feel that it's possible to overcome His Father, but it would be a very difficult fight, and He won't force people to side with them, as he wants people to decide for themselves who to back in this war. Putting aside the fact that this proves Christianity and the other Abrahamic religions (to an extent, depending) as true, how do you think the world would split up when it comes to this war? I can only imagine what Evangelicals in America in particular would do. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:948103666] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>(Yeah, I know. Just humor this hypothetical a bit.) One unassuming day, Jesus appears in Washington D.C., proves without any reasonable doubt that He is in fact Jesus Christ, Son of God, and reveals an unsettling piece of news: In the two millennia since his ascension to Heaven, He and his father God, or "Yahweh", have had a falling out on how best to govern humanity. What started as a disagreement has devolved into an all out declaration of war, with the angels of heaven themselves split into factions supporting either Jesus or Yahweh. Yahweh has fallen back into His hardline Old Testament ways, desiring humanity to worship and praise Him, adhere to His very strict laws, and purging all those who refuse to give Him the reverence that He feels that he deserves. Although still preferring a "Chosen People", He promises everlasting peace to anyone who obey His commandments, and those who perform especially well will be given special positions in Heaven after they die.Jesus believes that humanity should live justly and in goodness, showing compassion and kindness to their fellow man and helping one another, and that all those who fulfill this will find salvation in the end. Whether peace happens or not depends on the actions of humans, as Jesus Himself will be relatively hands-off when it comes to ruling humanity, preferring being more of a guide and teacher, letting humanity have their freedom of choice and rewarding those who embody His ideals.While it may seem more preferable to side with Jesus, He also admits that His Father is more powerful than He is (If Jesus is a 10 on a power scale, God is a 12), and thus overall has more support from the Angels in Heaven than Jesus does. He does feel that it's possible to overcome His Father, but it would be a very difficult fight, and He won't force people to side with them, as he wants people to decide for themselves who to back in this war. Putting aside the fact that this proves Christianity and the other Abrahamic religions (to an extent, depending) as true, how do you think the world would split up when it comes to this war? I can only imagine what Evangelicals in America in particular would do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
furb 12/09/20 11:53:19 AM #2:	He is God though. If you believe in the trinity. --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane <cite>furb posted [p:948103697] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>He is God though. If you believe in the trinity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J03can 12/09/20 11:58:05 AM #3:	"appears in Washington DC" --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! <cite>J03can posted [p:948103862] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>"appears in Washington DC" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 12/09/20 12:01:32 PM #4:	Yeah but can you get me a ps5? --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:948103972] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but can you get me a ps5? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 12/09/20 12:01:40 PM #5:	Pretty sure he's the antis <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:948103980] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure he's the antis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 12/09/20 12:07:51 PM #6:	I vote third party and side with the Holy Spirit. We clean up the scraps after God and Jesus mutually destroy each other. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:948104207] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>I vote third party and side with the Holy Spirit. We clean up the scraps after God and Jesus mutually destroy each other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/09/20 12:09:23 PM #7:	Jabodie posted... Yeah but can you get me a ps5? Not even God or Jesus can pull that off. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:948104270] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but can you get me a ps5?</quote>Not even God or Jesus can pull that off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 12/09/20 12:11:03 PM #8:	is this canon? --- I'm a big stupid idiot. <cite>Simp posted [p:948104323] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>is this canon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DemonBuffet 12/09/20 12:12:39 PM #9:	Sounds like a cool SMT storyline. --- Trololol <cite>DemonBuffet posted [p:948104378] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a cool SMT storyline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 12/09/20 12:26:47 PM #10:	Which one gives me cool super powers? --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:948104983] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Which one gives me cool super powers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/09/20 12:48:27 PM #11:	SquantoZ posted... Which one gives me cool super powers? Probably God, if you earn His favor enough to get that "special position". Can't say what those powers, if any significant, would be, though. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:948105857] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>SquantoZ posted... </cite> <quote>Which one gives me cool super powers?</quote>Probably God, if you earn His favor enough to get that "special position". Can't say what those powers, if any significant, would be, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MKScorpion 12/09/20 12:51:14 PM #12:	I guess I would be team Jesus. The Christian god is a narcisisstic evil asshole, Jesus at least wanted people to be good to each other and help one another out. Though at the end I would prefer to side with the light bearer. <cite>MKScorpion posted [p:948105966] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>I guess I would be team Jesus. The Christian god is a narcisisstic evil asshole, Jesus at least wanted people to be good to each other and help one another out. Though at the end I would prefer to side with the light bearer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 12/09/20 12:57:09 PM #13:	Practitioners of taoism tap into the power of the Holy Spirit, and whoever they side with ends up winning --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:948106217] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Practitioners of taoism tap into the power of the Holy Spirit, and whoever they side with ends up winning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/09/20 8:20:31 PM #14:	I'd help out Jesus for now but I might eventually switch to Lucifer depending on what his plans are <cite>Zikten posted [p:948124078] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>I'd help out Jesus for now but I might eventually switch to Lucifer depending on what his plans are</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 12/09/20 8:30:34 PM #15:	I'm watching Lucifer right now, so I'd side with whichever side he went with. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:948124510] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>I'm watching Lucifer right now, so I'd side with whichever side he went with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 12/09/20 8:31:59 PM #16:	Fuck both those bitch ass ****. Its my time to shine Lucy can suck my left nut while we at it. https://youtu.be/j6swOiirY_U --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:948124574] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Fuck both those bitch ass ****. Its my time to shine Lucy can suck my left nut while we at it. https://youtu.be/j6swOiirY_U </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/09/20 8:32:40 PM #17:	ZeroX91 posted... Fuck both those bitch ass ****. Its my time to shine Lucy can suck my left nut while we at it. https://youtu.be/j6swOiirY_U Vastly underrated film. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948124600] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck both those bitch ass ****. Its my time to shine Lucy can suck my left nut while we at it. https://youtu.be/j6swOiirY_U</quote>Vastly underrated film. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/09/20 8:32:42 PM #18:	Most Christians, at least in America, wouldn't believe him. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:948124601] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Most Christians, at least in America, wouldn't believe him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 12/09/20 8:33:24 PM #19:	Full chaos route, joining Satan --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:948124630] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Full chaos route, joining Satan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 12/09/20 8:33:58 PM #20:	MKScorpion posted... I guess I would be team Jesus. The Christian god is a narcisisstic evil asshole, Jesus at least wanted people to be good to each other and help one another out. Though at the end I would prefer to side with the light bearer. I mean thats most gods in general but the abrahamic ones even moreso --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:948124656] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>MKScorpion posted... </cite> <quote>I guess I would be team Jesus. The Christian god is a narcisisstic evil asshole, Jesus at least wanted people to be good to each other and help one another out. Though at the end I would prefer to side with the light bearer. </quote>I mean thats most gods in general but the abrahamic ones even moreso </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 12/09/20 8:35:21 PM #21:	Questionmarktarius posted... Vastly underrated film. Hell yea. Only know about it cuz RLM and Eddy Murphy but that movie is great. --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:948124707] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Vastly underrated film.</quote>Hell yea. Only know about it cuz RLM and Eddy Murphy but that movie is great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 12/09/20 8:35:34 PM #22:	Old testament god vs new testament jesus? --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:948124717] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Old testament god vs new testament jesus? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/09/20 8:37:38 PM #23:	ZeroX91 posted... Hell yea. Only know about it cuz RLM and Eddy Murphy but that movie is great. Give Disco Godfather a watch, too. It's automatically hilarious watching Rudy try to play it out in PG. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948124810] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Hell yea. Only know about it cuz RLM and Eddy Murphy but that movie is great.</quote>Give Disco Godfather a watch, too. It's automatically hilarious watching Rudy try to play it out in PG. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 12/10/20 2:23:53 PM #24:	Questionmarktarius posted... Give Disco Godfather a watch, too. It's automatically hilarious watching Rudy try to play it out in PG. Okay added to the list. Lol --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:948153118] in Scenario: ... [t:79162412]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Give Disco Godfather a watch, too. It's automatically hilarious watching Rudy try to play it out in PG.</quote>Okay added to the list. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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