Current Events > How does Jesus feel about men/women using their mouths on dick, vag, and ass?

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Jagr_68
12/08/20 8:53:12 AM
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Would he cry in disappointment for humanity or would he look down from heaven saying "Das it, my son. You have been blessed."?

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eston
12/08/20 8:54:13 AM
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YoJoe
12/08/20 8:56:05 AM
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Jesus was in a committed relationship with a prostitute. He wouldn't care.

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Kaldrenthebold
12/08/20 8:57:50 AM
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DocDelicious
12/08/20 8:58:19 AM
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YoJoe posted...
Jesus was in a committed relationship with a prostitute. He wouldn't care.

He also butt fucked a few of his followers.
The biblical "to know" means to have had sex with them.

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Naysaspace
12/08/20 9:17:45 AM
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you can do that?
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Jagr_68
12/08/20 9:20:57 AM
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yusiko
12/08/20 9:33:35 AM
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any sex other than penis into vagina is considered sodomy so if a girl gave you a blowjob at any point both of you are going to hell

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/08/20 9:35:43 AM
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yusiko posted...
any sex other than penis into vagina is considered sodomy so if a girl gave you a blowjob at any point both of you are going to hell

Where there is more sodomy

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Phynaster
12/08/20 10:23:50 AM
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Jesus loves eatin the booty

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Questionmarktarius
12/08/20 10:32:58 AM
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Jesus didn't really get into that sort of thing.
That's pretty much all Paul.
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Jagr_68
12/08/20 10:57:12 AM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Jesus said take it to the hole

https://youtu.be/xA6EXvyWlpY?t=93

lmfao

This show takes me wayyy back btw

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Kaldrenthebold
12/08/20 11:09:12 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
lmfao

This show takes me wayyy back btw

One of the best improv comedies ever made. All of them are brilliant. Whenever they show up in stuff like Arrested Development or Parks and Rec, it just feels great to see the gang back together.

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Ilishe
12/08/20 11:11:15 AM
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I don't think Jesus would care about the way people have sex.

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Jagr_68
12/08/20 12:25:48 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
One of the best improv comedies ever made. All of them are brilliant. Whenever they show up in stuff like Arrested Development or Parks and Rec, it just feels great to see the gang back together.

Yeah UCB gets way better when you're watching it as an adult as opposed to someone being introduced in their high teens. Guess that's just how big brain evolution works lol

Ilishe posted...
I don't think Jesus would care about the way people have sex.

Perhaps. I mean he's not as conservative as his Trump supporting dad who believes only in missionary.


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Jagr_68
12/08/20 4:54:33 PM
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bump for holy afternoon delight

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