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PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 6:36:32 PM #1:	Just saw it in theaters and my god, words cannot describe how wack this movie is. The pacing is atrocious, way too much time is wasted on unimportant things, and it feels like they ran out of time or money so they just ended the movie after the second act. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947927161] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Just saw it in theaters and my god, words cannot describe how wack this movie is. The pacing is atrocious, way too much time is wasted on unimportant things, and it feels like they ran out of time or money so they just ended the movie after the second act. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/04/20 6:36:51 PM #2:	How was Tony Jaa? --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:947927169] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>How was Tony Jaa? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/20 6:37:28 PM #3:	How are the palicos --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:947927191] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>How are the palicos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/04/20 6:38:20 PM #4:	How was Mila Jovavich --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:947927210] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>How was Mila Jovavich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 12/04/20 6:43:22 PM #5:	god damnit I was expecting a transcendant cinematic tour de force --- I'm a big stupid idiot. <cite>Simp posted [p:947927405] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>god damnit I was expecting a transcendant cinematic tour de force </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 6:46:35 PM #6:	Lost_All_Senses posted... How was Tony Jaa? Kinda hard to describe his acting since his character never speaks English. 90% of his screentime was just him and Milla doing sign language trying to understand each other. That said, he's probably the most entertaining character in the movie. Smashingpmkns posted... How are the palicos There's only one. The chef character from Monster Hunter World. And he doesn't really do anything. The characters just walk by him while he's doing a pretty faithful recreation of one of his cooking animations from the game. He doesn't look as good as the monsters though. Touch posted... How was Mila Jovavich About the same as all of her other movies. I honestly don't understand how this woman still has an acting career. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947927513] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>How was Tony Jaa?</quote>Kinda hard to describe his acting since his character never speaks English. 90% of his screentime was just him and Milla doing sign language trying to understand each other. That said, he's probably the most entertaining character in the movie. Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>How are the palicos</quote>There's only one. The chef character from Monster Hunter World. And he doesn't really do anything. The characters just walk by him while he's doing a pretty faithful recreation of one of his cooking animations from the game. He doesn't look as good as the monsters though. Touch posted... </cite> <quote>How was Mila Jovavich</quote>About the same as all of her other movies. I honestly don't understand how this woman still has an acting career. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/04/20 6:47:25 PM #7:	PokemonYoutube posted... Kinda hard to describe his acting since his character never speaks English. 90% of his screentime was just him and Milla doing sign language trying to understand each other. That said, he's probably the most entertaining character in the movie. Did he knee or elbow any of the monsters? --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:947927538] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>Kinda hard to describe his acting since his character never speaks English. 90% of his screentime was just him and Milla doing sign language trying to understand each other. That said, he's probably the most entertaining character in the movie.</quote> Did he knee or elbow any of the monsters? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Simp 12/04/20 6:48:11 PM #9:	is there any aerial insect glaive? --- I'm a big stupid idiot. <cite>Simp posted [p:947927565] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>is there any aerial insect glaive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 12/04/20 6:49:10 PM #10:	Damn I was hoping for a dumb, fun movie. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:947927595] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Damn I was hoping for a dumb, fun movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/04/20 6:49:53 PM #11:	Isn't it Mila's husband directing the movie again or? <__< --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:947927613] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Isn't it Mila's husband directing the movie again or? <__< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yadoken 12/04/20 6:50:18 PM #12:	Not an Oscar contender? Anyway, serious question. Anyone collect any dung in the movie? --- Then: Arguing with the religious using facts and logic "I have faith" Now: Arguing with liberals using facts and logic "I have my feeling" <cite>Yadoken posted [p:947927631] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Not an Oscar contender? Anyway, serious question. Anyone collect any dung in the movie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 6:50:40 PM #13:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Did he knee or elbow any of the monsters? Not really. Milla and him did beat the crap out of each other for a good 10 minutes, though. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] It's mostly setting traps and firing projectiles. There is very little melee action against the monsters. Simp posted... is there any aerial insect glaive? There is one shot of Tony Jaa doing the polevault move at the very end. That's all. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947927642] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Did he knee or elbow any of the monsters?</quote>Not really. Milla and him did beat the crap out of each other for a good 10 minutes, though. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> It's mostly setting traps and firing projectiles. There is very little melee action against the monsters. Simp posted... </cite> <quote>is there any aerial insect glaive?</quote>There is one shot of Tony Jaa doing the polevault move at the very end. That's all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 12/04/20 6:52:15 PM #14:	PokemonYoutube posted... Just saw it in theaters and my god, words cannot describe how wack this movie is. The pacing is atrocious, way too much time is wasted on unimportant things, and it feels like they ran out of time or money so they just ended the movie after the second act. Its entirely possible they just ran out of tine when coronavirus hit and then decided that it wasnt going to get any better and released it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:947927681] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>Just saw it in theaters and my god, words cannot describe how wack this movie is. The pacing is atrocious, way too much time is wasted on unimportant things, and it feels like they ran out of time or money so they just ended the movie after the second act.</quote>Its entirely possible they just ran out of tine when coronavirus hit and then decided that it wasnt going to get any better and released it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/04/20 6:52:35 PM #15:	PokemonYoutube posted... Not really. Milla and him did beat the crap out of each other for a good 10 minutes, though. I guess that could be good. I always liked the fighting in the RE series and Tony Jaa is Tony Jaa. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:947927694] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>Not really. Milla and him did beat the crap out of each other for a good 10 minutes, though.</quote> I guess that could be good. I always liked the fighting in the RE series and Tony Jaa is Tony Jaa. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 12/04/20 6:54:21 PM #16:	PokemonYoutube posted... There is one shot of Tony Jaa doing the polevault move at the very end. That's all. 0/10 Disgusting. I polevault all the time. Even when there is zero reason to do so. Hell, especially then. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:947927747] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>There is one shot of Tony Jaa doing the polevault move at the very end. That's all.</quote>0/10 Disgusting. I polevault all the time. Even when there is zero reason to do so. Hell, especially then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 12/04/20 6:55:54 PM #17:	Do they at least make the monsters fart? It ain't schlock til there's fart. Also no melee action in a series with like 3 ranged and like 9 melee weapons ok --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/krtFHol <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:947927789] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Do they at least make the monsters fart? It ain't schlock til there's fart. Also no melee action in a series with like 3 ranged and like 9 melee weapons ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/04/20 6:56:01 PM #18:	They had a ten minute HUMAN VS HUMAN fight in a MONSTER HUNTER MOVIE? 0/10 --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:947927794] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>They had a ten minute HUMAN VS HUMAN fight in a MONSTER HUNTER MOVIE? 0/10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 8:03:31 PM #19:	legendarylemur posted... Do they at least make the monsters fart? It ain't schlock til there's fart. Also no melee action in a series with like 3 ranged and like 9 melee weapons ok They did use melee weapons, but most of the time, I shit you not, they used them to launch fire at the monsters. Ron Perlman's character swings a great sword around but he never actually hits a monster with it. All that happens is he launches waves of fire at whatever he's swinging at. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947929913] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>legendarylemur posted... </cite> <quote>Do they at least make the monsters fart? It ain't schlock til there's fart. Also no melee action in a series with like 3 ranged and like 9 melee weapons ok</quote>They did use melee weapons, but most of the time, I shit you not, they used them to launch fire at the monsters. Ron Perlman's character swings a great sword around but he never actually hits a monster with it. All that happens is he launches waves of fire at whatever he's swinging at. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cellus523 12/04/20 8:09:55 PM #20:	Guys there was no way to adapt dropping 20 hrs into farming a monster for gear into a movie. --- Name: cellus My FC: SW-3853-8978-7474 <cite>cellus523 posted [p:947930134] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Guys there was no way to adapt dropping 20 hrs into farming a monster for gear into a movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/04/20 8:14:45 PM #21:	PokemonYoutube posted... They did use melee weapons, but most of the time, I shit you not, they used them to launch fire at the monsters. Ron Perlman's character swings a great sword around but he never actually hits a monster with it. All that happens is he launches waves of fire at whatever he's swinging at. ................................ --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:947930315] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>They did use melee weapons, but most of the time, I shit you not, they used them to launch fire at the monsters. Ron Perlman's character swings a great sword around but he never actually hits a monster with it. All that happens is he launches waves of fire at whatever he's swinging at.</quote> ................................ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 8:15:52 PM #22:	pikachupwnage posted... ................................ My thoughts exactly. And he was doing it against a Rathalos too. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947930353] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>pikachupwnage posted... </cite> <quote>................................</quote>My thoughts exactly. And he was doing it against a Rathalos too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/04/20 8:18:00 PM #23:	PokemonYoutube posted... My thoughts exactly. And he was doing it against a Rathalos too. Too fucking dumb to live --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:947930413] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>My thoughts exactly. And he was doing it against a Rathalos too.</quote> Too fucking dumb to live </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorganTJ 12/04/20 8:20:23 PM #24:	How was the gunlance representation? Shelling only is a viable strategy, so surely they had to rep my main weapon for MHW, right? <cite>MorganTJ posted [p:947930499] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>How was the gunlance representation? Shelling only is a viable strategy, so surely they had to rep my main weapon for MHW, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 8:39:57 PM #25:	MorganTJ posted... How was the gunlance representation? Shelling only is a viable strategy, so surely they had to rep my main weapon for MHW, right? Absolutely nothing. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947931083] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>MorganTJ posted... </cite> <quote>How was the gunlance representation? Shelling only is a viable strategy, so surely they had to rep my main weapon for MHW, right?</quote>Absolutely nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 12/04/20 8:46:13 PM #26:	Is that stupid shot of one of the MCs viewing his scope through the wrong eye still in? I cant believe that made it through editing. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:947931304] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Is that stupid shot of one of the MCs viewing his scope through the wrong eye still in? I cant believe that made it through editing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattfrank 12/04/20 8:56:35 PM #27:	Does this film set up for a sequel?? --- US 3ds FC:Bafflin 0533-4048-3637 Jpn 3ds FC:Mattfrank 3909-8121-4346 <cite>mattfrank posted [p:947931595] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>Does this film set up for a sequel?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonYoutube 12/04/20 8:59:07 PM #29:	mattfrank posted... Does this film set up for a sequel?? It sure does. Will it get made? Probably not. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:947931680] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>mattfrank posted... </cite> <quote>Does this film set up for a sequel??</quote>It sure does. Will it get made? Probably not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 12/04/20 9:00:27 PM #30:	I had no idea this movie was even out --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:947931725] in The Monste... [t:79153031]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea this movie was even out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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