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No_U_L7 12/03/20 2:15:04 PM #1:	there aren't many times i would say i'd rather just not have sex at all than have sex ___ but "in a car" is definitely one of them it's so uncomfortable and there's no room to maneuver comedian ali wong said it best "car sex is not a kinky fantasy. a car isn't a place you have sex for the excitement of it, it's a place you have sex when you have nowhere else to go. if you're not a teenager or homeless, don't have sex in your car" the only worst one is probably bathroom sex --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:947881027] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>there aren't many times i would say i'd rather just not have sex at all than have sex ___ but "in a car" is definitely one of them it's so uncomfortable and there's no room to maneuver comedian ali wong said it best "car sex is not a kinky fantasy. a car isn't a place you have sex for the excitement of it, it's a place you have sex when you have nowhere else to go. if you're not a teenager or homeless, don't have sex in your car" the only worst one is probably bathroom sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 12/03/20 2:15:32 PM #2:	stop fucking cars then --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:947881048] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>stop fucking cars then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 12/03/20 2:16:13 PM #3:	Error1355 posted... stop fucking cars then --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (11-5) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:947881069] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite> <quote>stop fucking cars then</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ermac 12/03/20 2:16:35 PM #4:	It was cold out when I did it and the car got so foggy we had to wipe down the windows before we left --- We are many, you are but one <cite>Ermac posted [p:947881086] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>It was cold out when I did it and the car got so foggy we had to wipe down the windows before we left </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 12/03/20 2:17:53 PM #5:	Jungle sex is worse <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947881130] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>Jungle sex is worse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 12/03/20 2:23:54 PM #6:	Im sick of your shit TC. You just crossed the line. Car sex is fucking great, you just need more than an inch. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:947881330] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>Im sick of your shit TC. You just crossed the line. Car sex is fucking great, you just need more than an inch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 12/03/20 2:35:26 PM #7:	I think you need a tighter exhaust on your car. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:947881726] in car sex is... [t:79150532]...</cite> <quote>I think you need a tighter exhaust on your car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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