Current Events > You gain the following super power: [1] [2] [3]

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CM_Ponch
12/03/20 12:01:57 PM
#1:


[1] Virgin beams - You can restore someone's virginity with a look
[2] Poop Note - You are given a notebook, you can write someone's name in the book and they will shit themselves in 40 seconds, unlimited uses, note book replaces itself after filling
[3] Thot transmission - You can read the minds of E-thots and send them to his/her donations
Anything else - Irritable Bowl Syndrome - you can make bowls angry

What do you do with your new power

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Garioshi
12/03/20 12:03:55 PM
#2:


2 is a Death Note with extra steps, you can just make someone shit themselves until they die of dehydration

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g0ldie
12/03/20 12:05:40 PM
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chose #1, which seems pretty worthless.

Poop Note seems more useful.

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uwnim
12/03/20 12:06:41 PM
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3. So like is there any use for this besides extortion?

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Smackems
12/03/20 12:07:28 PM
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Chose 2 and honestly that sounds perfect for me

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Holy_Cloud105
12/03/20 12:08:00 PM
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What good is Irritable Bowl Syndrome? How does making bowls angry work? Do they stop holding food and liquids in them or something?

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smoke_break
12/03/20 12:10:08 PM
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2, and I use it on myself whenever I'm constipated.

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