Current Events > how do i get others in the office to fear me?

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No_U_L7 12/02/20 5:59:18 PM #1:	once a month i have to ask ~6 people for data and give them a deadline (about 48 hours). it takes maybe an hour max of interrupted work to get this data...but most cases it can be done in about 10-15 minutes every single month, 1-2 people just completely blow off this deadline. and it's never the same people how can i get them to fear me so much they never miss a deadline again? --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:947850951] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>once a month i have to ask ~6 people for data and give them a deadline (about 48 hours). it takes maybe an hour max of interrupted work to get this data...but most cases it can be done in about 10-15 minutes every single month, 1-2 people just completely blow off this deadline. and it's never the same people how can i get them to fear me so much they never miss a deadline again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 12/02/20 6:00:01 PM #2:	Tell them about your watch --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:947850977] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Tell them about your watch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 12/02/20 6:00:30 PM #3:	cc their boss and their boss's boss --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:947851003] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>cc their boss and their boss's boss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 12/02/20 6:00:50 PM #4:	Copy their manager on the e-mail --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:947851012] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Copy their manager on the e-mail </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/02/20 6:01:18 PM #5:	A firm open palm slap to the face. Then they'll fear you. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:947851030] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>A firm open palm slap to the face. Then they'll fear you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/02/20 6:01:23 PM #6:	Romulox28 posted... cc their boss and their boss's boss Squall28 posted... Copy their manager on the e-mail i already do, in fact most of these people are supervisors... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:947851034] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>cc their boss and their boss's boss </quote> Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Copy their manager on the e-mail </quote> i already do, in fact most of these people are supervisors...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 12/02/20 6:01:33 PM #7:	I have a really funny answer but there's some serial flaggers on this site that can't take a joke. <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:947851045] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>I have a really funny answer but there's some serial flaggers on this site that can't take a joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kinetika_ 12/02/20 6:04:43 PM #8:	Know how I get my employees to quit being lazy punks? I end up doing their work, on top of mine, then be an ass when they try to help me. Next time around when I ask them to do something, they'll do it and efficiently. Has never failed me. --- PSN: PurifyNothing <cite>kinetika_ posted [p:947851161] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Know how I get my employees to quit being lazy punks? I end up doing their work, on top of mine, then be an ass when they try to help me. Next time around when I ask them to do something, they'll do it and efficiently. Has never failed me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 12/02/20 6:07:46 PM #9:	No_U_L7 posted... i already do, in fact most of these people are supervisors... so then you have two options, write passive aggressive emails about how you cant do your job without the data and its holding up the company's reporting or w/e, or level set with the person you have to give the data to --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:947851259] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>i already do, in fact most of these people are supervisors...</quote>so then you have two options, write passive aggressive emails about how you cant do your job without the data and its holding up the company's reporting or w/e, or level set with the person you have to give the data to </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 12/02/20 6:07:47 PM #10:	Never smile, its a sign of weakness --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:947851260] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Never smile, its a sign of weakness </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/02/20 6:08:15 PM #11:	kinetika_ posted... Know how I get my employees to quit being lazy punks? I end up doing their work, on top of mine, then be an ass when they try to help me. Next time around when I ask them to do something, they'll do it and efficiently. Has never failed me. These aren't my employees tho, many of them are higher ranked than me Oddly enough it's the lower ranked employees that are always prompt lol --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:947851278] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>kinetika_ posted...</cite> <quote>Know how I get my employees to quit being lazy punks? I end up doing their work, on top of mine, then be an ass when they try to help me. Next time around when I ask them to do something, they'll do it and efficiently. Has never failed me. </quote> These aren't my employees tho, many of them are higher ranked than me Oddly enough it's the lower ranked employees that are always prompt lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 12/02/20 6:10:58 PM #12:	Dude, I've seen your pictures, give up the dream. --- the agony booth is a most effective means of discipline <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:947851371] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Dude, I've seen your pictures, give up the dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/02/20 6:31:01 PM #13:	mustachedmystic posted... Dude, I've seen your pictures, give up the dream. you're saying i shouldn't be a stand up comedian? --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:947852111] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Dude, I've seen your pictures, give up the dream. </quote> you're saying i shouldn't be a stand up comedian?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 12/02/20 7:54:07 PM #14:	While you do make us laugh, I don't know if your gimmicks would make for funny stand up. --- the agony booth is a most effective means of discipline <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:947855047] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>While you do make us laugh, I don't know if your gimmicks would make for funny stand up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 12/02/20 7:55:04 PM #15:	If you have to ask, youre never gonna put the fear into anyone --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:947855081] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>If you have to ask, youre never gonna put the fear into anyone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/02/20 8:02:41 PM #16:	Show them your shitposts here --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:947855370] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Show them your shitposts here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/02/20 8:24:11 PM #19:	Tell them you never wash your sheets. Thats pretty serial killery. --- "I says I'm Johnny Cash when I'm drinkin im the clash when I'm thinkin," ~ RB https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:947856176] in how do i g... [t:79149035]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you never wash your sheets. Thats pretty serial killery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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