Current Events > CE this pregnancy is driving me crazy. (mature adults only thread)

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_BIueMonk 12/01/20 10:56:35 AM #1:	her boobies are growing by the day but i can't touch them because they're painful to her and i know sex is fine during pregnancy but im scared ill knock something around and complicate things so i wont do it. but I WANT TO --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:947799329] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>her boobies are growing by the day but i can't touch them because they're painful to her and i know sex is fine during pregnancy but im scared ill knock something around and complicate things so i wont do it. but I WANT TO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 12/01/20 10:57:54 AM #2:	go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:947799368] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 12/01/20 10:59:00 AM #4:	I feel your pain. Went about 6 months without any intimacy when my wife was carrying our daughter. I mean I understood why, she gained quite a bit of weight and was self conscious about herself no matter what I did or said. Prepare for another dry spell after she gives birth, gotta give time for everything to heal up. --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:947799397] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>I feel your pain. Went about 6 months without any intimacy when my wife was carrying our daughter. I mean I understood why, she gained quite a bit of weight and was self conscious about herself no matter what I did or said. Prepare for another dry spell after she gives birth, gotta give time for everything to heal up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phynaster 12/01/20 11:00:05 AM #5:	You're really milking (no pun intended) this for all the attention you can get aren't you --- Rebel <cite>Phynaster posted [p:947799429] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>You're really milking (no pun intended) this for all the attention you can get aren't you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 12/01/20 11:00:54 AM #6:	--- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947799452] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MixedRaceBaby 12/01/20 11:01:06 AM #7:	Phynaster posted... You're really milking (no pun intended) this for all the attention you can get aren't you imaging willingly clicking on a topic and getting mad at the TC for making it. and on that note, how dare you make me quote you. reported. --- For the mixed race babies! <cite>MixedRaceBaby posted [p:947799455] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>Phynaster posted... </cite> <quote>You're really milking (no pun intended) this for all the attention you can get aren't you</quote>imaging willingly clicking on a topic and getting mad at the TC for making it. and on that note, how dare you make me quote you. reported. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rowdy54 12/01/20 11:03:18 AM #8:	You won't mess anything up by having sex with her. With my wife, she was extra in the mood while pregnant. Like someone else said, it's after birth that she'll be off limits for awhile. Have fun now while you can! --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>Rowdy54 posted [p:947799521] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>You won't mess anything up by having sex with her. With my wife, she was extra in the mood while pregnant. Like someone else said, it's after birth that she'll be off limits for awhile. Have fun now while you can!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 12/01/20 11:04:15 AM #9:	will my ahem, ~~man mayo~~, affect things down there in anyway? --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:947799546] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>will my ahem, man mayo, affect things down there in anyway? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 12/01/20 11:04:33 AM #10:	TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!? <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:947799555] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 12/01/20 11:05:35 AM #11:	Weren't you literally making topics about how you were trying to get her pregnant like 2 or 3 weeks ago? --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:947799578] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>Weren't you literally making topics about how you were trying to get her pregnant like 2 or 3 weeks ago? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phynaster 12/01/20 11:08:00 AM #12:	MixedRaceBaby posted... imaging willingly clicking on a topic and getting mad at the TC for making it. and on that note, how dare you make me quote you. reported. Why did you get on your alt for this post --- Rebel <cite>Phynaster posted [p:947799640] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>MixedRaceBaby posted... </cite> <quote>imaging willingly clicking on a topic and getting mad at the TC for making it. and on that note, how dare you make me quote you. reported.</quote>Why did you get on your alt for this post </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 12/01/20 11:08:58 AM #13:	Tenlaar posted... TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!? i mean i didn't say monster... but i mean --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:947799663] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!?</quote>i mean i didn't say monster... but i mean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 12/01/20 11:28:01 AM #14:	_BIueMonk posted... will my ahem, ~~man mayo~~, affect things down there in anyway? yes, it'll make the kid albino. also, if you thrust too hard you'll put a dent in their forehead. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947800181] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>will my ahem, man mayo, affect things down there in anyway?</quote>yes, it'll make the kid albino. also, if you thrust too hard you'll put a dent in their forehead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ox0shadow0xo 12/01/20 11:38:52 AM #15:	You won't mess anything up by having sex with her while she's pregnant (no, your "man mayo" won't affect anything either). The baby has a lot of protection in there. She can even lay on her stomach without issues until at least the third trimester. So, I agree with the others. Savor it while you can. She can't get more pregnant, so no need for protection. But after the baby is born she will need several weeks to recover. And absolutely no sex allowed during that time. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z270-A \| i7-7700K \| GTX 1080 \| 32GB DDR4 <cite>ox0shadow0xo posted [p:947800508] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>You won't mess anything up by having sex with her while she's pregnant (no, your "man mayo" won't affect anything either). The baby has a lot of protection in there. She can even lay on her stomach without issues until at least the third trimester. So, I agree with the others. Savor it while you can. She can't get more pregnant, so no need for protection. But after the baby is born she will need several weeks to recover. And absolutely no sex allowed during that time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/01/20 11:40:21 AM #16:	g980 posted... go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while Unless she is a hardcore masochist on which case she is in for the time of her life. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:947800563] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>g980 posted... </cite> <quote>go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while</quote> Unless she is a hardcore masochist on which case she is in for the time of her life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/01/20 12:36:10 PM #17:	_BIueMonk posted... her boobies are growing by the day you're going to have to take advantage of that --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:947802181] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>her boobies are growing by the day</quote> you're going to have to take advantage of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 12/01/20 4:16:06 PM #18:	pikachupwnage posted... Unless she is a hardcore masochist on which case she is in for the time of her life. That's brutal man --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:947809659] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>pikachupwnage posted... </cite> <quote>Unless she is a hardcore masochist on which case she is in for the time of her life.</quote>That's brutal man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/01/20 4:16:40 PM #19:	g980 posted... go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while A while --- Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0807-8653-6885 "Blue has the most anti-oxygens." <cite>Vermander posted [p:947809677] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>g980 posted...</cite> <quote>go ahead and have sex while you still can Its after the birth that youll have to stop for a while</quote> A while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornhuskers 12/01/20 4:28:44 PM #20:	T.C. took the thought out of my mind, but yeah be careful. You can have gentle sexual relations @_BIueMonk --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu3GJbhtGno Brother. Uncle. Engaged (soon!). Veteran. Born in Nebraska, heart in #ATL. Let's go Jon & Raphael. <cite>Cornhuskers posted [p:947810088] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>T.C. took the thought out of my mind, but yeah be careful. You can have gentle sexual relations @_BIueMonk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/01/20 4:29:34 PM #21:	you can say "semen", we're all mature adults in here. --- Playing: Hades; Dead Cells; Remnant: From the Ashes; Streets of Rage 4; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:947810112] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>you can say "semen", we're all mature adults in here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrebsxX 12/01/20 4:33:26 PM #22:	Tenlaar posted... TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!? Why the fuck does "mucus plug" just give me an "ew" reaction. Fucking female bodies man... <cite>XxKrebsxX posted [p:947810232] in CE this pr... [t:79146288]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>TC in the title: mature adults only TC in the OP: but what if my monster dong busts through the cervix, mucus plug, a muscular wall, and the amniotic sack!?</quote> Why the fuck does "mucus plug" just give me an "ew" reaction. Fucking female bodies man... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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