Current Events > "Its literally Saturday night and you're alone and posting on CE lmao"

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Vegy typed ferociously on his laptop as he sat in bed, the TV on mute, but the shine of the screen bouncing off of him. He had a look of satisfaction on his face. Not because he thought he was better than anyone else, but because he was sure that the topic he had just posted to the Current Events forum would inspire someone to do something better in their life. He placed his pipe weed to his mouth and took a deep breath, and exhaled a great deal of smoke into the room. As he looked to his left and to his right at the two supermodels that laid asleep in bed next to him, he wondered who he would inspire tomorrow. Pulling the string on his bedside lamp to turn the light off, he closed his laptop and gazed out the window of his high rise apartment. The view of the city was astonishing. "Dere's so many people out dere", he thought. "Dey will still be dere tomorrow doe. I will help dem" Vegy said, as he fell asleep to the dancing lights of his 105 inch television shining on his bed, with a major tent being pitched under his comforter. Through his subconscious he could hear the voice of Project Runway's Heidi Klum coming from the TV. "I want to fuck her", he mumbled to himself.

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AlCalavicci posted...

would inspire someone

dont try to put someone that sees women as nothing but sexual objects on a pedestal.

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