Current Events > Gentlemen. Youre taking a piss when the toilet seat starts to close. WDYD.

Topic List	Page List: 1
supercurrymax 11/22/20 10:06:27 PM #1:	Do you quickly scramble to stop it jerking your body and thus getting piss everywhere Or Do you let the seat fall letting it pass right through your piss stream getting piss everywhere --- i like chicken. <cite>supercurrymax posted [p:947495251] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Do you quickly scramble to stop it jerking your body and thus getting piss everywhere Or Do you let the seat fall letting it pass right through your piss stream getting piss everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 11/22/20 10:07:07 PM #2:	Joke is on the toilet seat, I cant urinate --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:947495286] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Joke is on the toilet seat, I cant urinate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 11/22/20 10:08:04 PM #3:	I kicked my leg up to push the seat back into position with my foot. No disruption of stream here. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:947495322] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>I kicked my leg up to push the seat back into position with my foot. No disruption of stream here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/22/20 10:08:19 PM #4:	Catch the toilet seat? --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (8) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-3 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:947495332] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Catch the toilet seat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 11/22/20 10:08:39 PM #5:	Jokes on you, TC. I cant read. --- The Original Eliza. <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:947495348] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Jokes on you, TC. I cant read. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 11/22/20 10:09:12 PM #6:	everywhere. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:947495374] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>everywhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobalt_Wasps 11/22/20 10:10:00 PM #7:	i exclusively urinate onto the roll of toilet paper. saves water. --- there is no authority but yourself <cite>Cobalt_Wasps posted [p:947495412] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>i exclusively urinate onto the roll of toilet paper. saves water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 11/22/20 10:14:49 PM #8:	I actually had it slam on my piss cannon when I was six. Hurt like hell. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:947495628] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>I actually had it slam on my piss cannon when I was six. Hurt like hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/22/20 10:15:58 PM #9:	I squat and get between the bowl and seat --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:947495667] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>I squat and get between the bowl and seat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emmo 11/22/20 10:27:25 PM #10:	It is possible to catch the seat and keep flow stable. Get a cushion-top that's just a bit too high and you'll have ample opportunity to practice. --- Let go of my foot. <cite>emmo posted [p:947496167] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>It is possible to catch the seat and keep flow stable. Get a cushion-top that's just a bit too high and you'll have ample opportunity to practice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LumaRosalina 11/22/20 10:34:25 PM #11:	Stop pissing obviously? Or can guys not stop pissing once they've started? --- "The internet is the world's most valuable resource!" -SMG3 Profile pic by @Aprikao on Twitter <3 <cite>LumaRosalina posted [p:947496437] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Stop pissing obviously? Or can guys not stop pissing once they've started?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
supercurrymax 11/22/20 10:35:37 PM #12:	LumaRosalina posted... Stop pissing obviously? Or can guys not stop pissing once they've started? It stings --- i like chicken. <cite>supercurrymax posted [p:947496480] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>LumaRosalina posted... </cite> <quote>Stop pissing obviously? Or can guys not stop pissing once they've started?</quote>It stings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LumaRosalina 11/22/20 10:38:31 PM #13:	supercurrymax posted... It stings Ah, I see. --- "The internet is the world's most valuable resource!" -SMG3 Profile pic by @Aprikao on Twitter <3 <cite>LumaRosalina posted [p:947496582] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>supercurrymax posted...</cite> <quote> It stings </quote> Ah, I see.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/22/20 10:39:45 PM #14:	sidestep to the shower drain --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:947496618] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>sidestep to the shower drain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/22/20 10:41:14 PM #15:	Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand? --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (8) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-3 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:947496667] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/22/20 10:44:32 PM #16:	voldothegr8 posted... Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand? imagine using your hands --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:947496782] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand?</quote>imagine using your hands </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/22/20 10:44:57 PM #17:	Clench real hard and put the seat back up. Then unclench cock muscles and resume peeing --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:947496793] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Clench real hard and put the seat back up. Then unclench cock muscles and resume peeing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/22/20 10:44:58 PM #18:	voldothegr8 posted... Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand? you're supposed to handle the python with both hands! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947496795] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Am I the only one here who pisses with one hand?</quote>you're supposed to handle the python with both hands! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/22/20 10:45:45 PM #19:	LumaRosalina posted... Ah, I see. Its a pressure thing --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:947496824] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>LumaRosalina posted... </cite> <quote>Ah, I see.</quote>Its a pressure thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/22/20 10:47:28 PM #20:	ZeroX91 posted... Its a pressure thing got to work them kegel muscles! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947496870] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Its a pressure thing</quote>got to work them kegel muscles! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitalGetPrank 11/22/20 11:21:00 PM #21:	Stop my stream and put the seat back up. --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 <cite>VitalGetPrank posted [p:947497974] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>Stop my stream and put the seat back up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 11/22/20 11:22:43 PM #22:	just keep peeing; it cant close over my massive mario warp pipe sized dong anyway. --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:947498030] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>just keep peeing; it cant close over my massive mario warp pipe sized dong anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 11/22/20 11:27:16 PM #23:	I perfected a lasso technique where the stream spins around the seat into the bowl --- <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:947498194] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>I perfected a lasso technique where the stream spins around the seat into the bowl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/23/20 9:36:58 AM #24:	monkmith posted... got to work them kegel muscles! My pelvic floor is my strongest muscle i can generate wind with it. Lol --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:947508263] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>got to work them kegel muscles!</quote>My pelvic floor is my strongest muscle i can generate wind with it. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 11/24/20 7:02:14 PM #25:	just fucking catch the lid yo --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:947565817] in Gentlemen.... [t:79129536]...</cite> <quote>just fucking catch the lid yo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > Gentlemen. Youre taking a piss when the toilet seat starts to close. WDYD. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Gentlemen. Youre taking a piss when the toilet seat starts to close. WDYD.