Current Events > Neon remembers old Flash games - Megathread!!! >_>

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As some of you might know, Adobe is killing Flash in about a month on December 31st, 2020. I'm making this to reminisce on old flash games from my youth, celebrate the life and death of flash with my fellow CEmen, and bring attention to a flash preservation project. The project is called Flashpoint by Bluemaxima and it's a giant curation of old flash games and animations. Afaik all the flash games work flawlessly on it, even ones where you need to be on the actual website to get past its DRM (like Stick RPG Complete)

https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

You can find it here. Download the Infinity version. The Ultimate like 500gigs cuz it has *everything* already on it lol. Infinity lets you pick and choose what to download once you open it. Just make sure you enable extreme content and the other extensions like shockwave, etc. to see the complete list.

https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/downloads/

I'm just gonna reupload my old reviews in this topic as well as add new ones when I feel like it >_> I'm gonna start with my Top 3 flash games today (DBZ: Mission to Namek, Abobo's Big Adventure, and Sim Girls), and do the rest later >_>

I loved flash as a kid and I want to share my experiences with CE, as well as hear yours too! Flash dying is an end of an era and it will be missed.


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Dragon Ball Z: Mission to Namek is unironically my favorite flash game of all time even though it's jank as FUCK and a complete mess >_>



The premise of the game is that Frieza has collected 6 dragon balls and is using the Ginyu Force to destroy parts of Namek to look for the last one. So it's up to Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks (...?) to defeat the Ginyu Force and Frieza!



This is the main map screen. Each member of the Ginyu Force is destroying a section of Namek to look for the dragon ball. Should any part of Namek be completely destroyed, then Frieza will find the final Dragon Ball and you'll lose. While on this screen, your fighters will slowly recover health and you can train them in 5 different special moves that deal various amounts of damage, depending on which character learns what move. (ie: if Vegeta learns the Big Bang Attack, it'll deal waaaay more damage than if Trunks learns the Big Bang Attack)
Once you're ready, drag a fighter to a Ginyu member and a fight will begin!



Fights are kinda like the ATB system in Final Fantasy. A bar will slowly fill up and each move costs a different amount of meter to execute. Punches and Kicks tend to only cost a tiny bit while dealing minimal damage, while stronger moves like Destructo Disk and Kamehameha cost a lot of meter but deal a crapton of damage. While this is going on, the enemy is also attacking you with various moves. You can defend against them for a short time at the cost of some of your meter. Usually they'll rapidly punch/kick you but sometimes they'll stop attacking for a bit to charge up a mega attack on you. That's the best time to defend yourself if you're quick enough

The main goal is the defeat all 5 Ginyu Force members. The order of difficulty is the order they died in the show. Guldo -> Recoome -> Burter -> Jeice -> Capt. Ginyu.

While you're doing this, you should be having the characters learn all 5 moves in the map screen. What happens when a character learns all 5 moves? They become a motherfucking SUPER SAIYAN!



They're meter builds WAAAAAY quicker and attacks deal more damage. You can sweep the floor with some of the earlier members of the Ginyu Force effortlessly with a super saiyan, but the later members like Jeice and Capt. Ginyu can still give you some trouble if you're careless.

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Once you defeat all 5 Ginyu Force members, Frieza appears and takes over the part of Namek with the most damage and starts tearing it up FAST! So you're in a bit of a time crunch to go after Frieza and defeat him.





Frieza is fucking TOUGH! >_> Even with a super saiyan, he can wreck your shit pretty quickly and tank a lot of damage. You're gonna need at least 2 super saiyans in your roster if you want a chance of beating him. You should run away once one of your fighters is about to die and have him recover on the bench while another fighter goes in and fights Frieza to stall his destruction.

But once you defeat him, Namek is saved and 2 Kamis will congratulate you for some reason >_>





Overall I like this game a lot. It's pretty simple but idk kid me used to play this all the time and I just loved the fact that you can grow your fighters into super saiyans and fight Frieza lol. Plus the game only takes like 10 minutes to beat, so it's a really quick play.

As far as I know there is not cheats, but there is an exploit I found. Once you have a super saiyan, if you repeatedly drag him to a move in the training area over and over again, the next fight he enters, his meter will overflow and have ridiculous speed lol. You can probably solo Frieza if you utilize this >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, this isn't a flash game. This is a shockwave game.....

Shut the FUCK up! Same thing in principle! >_>

Nothing in this game makes sense! Why is Trunks there!? Why is everyone a super saiyan and fighting the Ginyu Force!? Why is there 2 Kamis in the ending?

It's a video game! Who gives a shit? >_> It's a fun alternate reality scenario.

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, there's way better flash games out there. Why the FUCK is this trash game your favorite?

idk, just something it is really fun to me >_> Love doesn't make sense sometimes.

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Abobo's Big Adventure is a gigantic love letter to NES classics >_> You play as the Abobo enemy from Double Dragon as you travel through various NES games to rescue your son that was kidnapped




You go through various NES games, each with their own unique playstyles. You start in Double Dragon with the standard beat-em-up, then move on to Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Mega Man, Punch-Out, and a couple others and they play pretty much like the NES originals.

...Mostly >_>



Abobo also gains access to a rage bar that causes a screen nuke when it's full. A neat detail is that the cut-in portrait and the attack changes depending on the game world you're currently in



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Of course being a Newgrounds flash game, the game isn't above raunchy jokes and hilariously excessive violence >_>







But that's part of its charm lol

Overall, the gameplay is very good. The level design, while a lot of it is the same as its counterparts, is great and has cleverly implemented changes to keep you on your toes. And it's full of enemies from a wide variety of NES games sprinkled all over the place, as well as a shit ton of easter eggs too. I don't want to say too much more since I don't want to spoil some of the surprises, but play this game!





It'll take about ~3 hours to beat but there is a save feature and a level select. Abobo's Big Adventure is an amazing experience and definitely in my top 3 flash games >_>

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game, but there's a couple little things you get for beating it, like a 2-player battle mode and a wallpaper download.

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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I was a babby that didn't play NES games cuz they're old and boring, unlike the latest Call of Duty by Activision. Will I still appreciate this game?

Well, it's hard to say. A lot of the charm and fun of the game does come from seeing familiar classics rearranged in wacky ways. The gameplay is very fucking solid, but you're definitely gonna miss out of A LOT if you never played a single NES game in your life >_> I still say play it, but just know that you're not getting the full experience without having at least SOME NES game knowledge.

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Did you mention the one with the little dummy in the room and you set up traps and stuff then make it go left or right and try to hurt it enough to get the score to beat the level
if not then mention that please and name it so I can play it

This was one of the first dating sim and hentai games on the internet supposedly. It was released all the way back in 2002, but the dude who made it has been updating it for 18 YEARS to this day and it has accumulated like 60 millions views on Newgrounds. When I checked for researching this topic, it was last updated to v7.7 in April 2020 >_> (though Newgrounds and Flashpoint host a slightly older version right now, I think it's v6.6)



It changed a lot and got a lot more content throughout the years apparently, but the story and goal is mostly still the same. You are a loser who accidentally got shot with a DNA-mutation bullet by a chick from the future, and it turned you into a Mega-Playboy. With your newfound powers, your goal is to get with the hottest chicks in school! >_>



The basic loop is to raise your stats so you can talk to the girls, raise their affection, find out what their interests are (which are randomized every playthrough), take them on dates and answer the right questions, and then eventually fuck >____> You also get bonus items for each date location you have a successful date. Like magazines that increase your stat cap, items that help you make more money at jobs, or even a Saiyan Scouter that tells you when the chicks are free and what their interests are lol



The catch is you have 100 days to do everything and every day you only have a certain amount of energy to do activities, make money, raise stats, raise affection, etc. There's also special events and cutscenes that happen on certain days. It's literally a mini-persona game before modern persona was even a thing lol



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Now originally when it was created, the game was solely about just seeing if you can bang this 1 chick within 100 days and it ended after you did. But it grew to now you can bang like 5 different chicks and the game keeps going afterwards after you bang them to see if you can fulfill the different ending requirements by the end of the game >_>



There isn't just dating you do. You can take jobs like tutoring or drug dealing to make money (depending on your stats). There's also a bunch of mini games to do like fighting, swimming, driving, and a few others and your stats help you do better there too.



Hell, one of the big sidequests and jobs of the game is running a model agency and having the girls raise their stats and fight other models >_> It's one of the best ways to make money in the late-game.



There's also other sidequests or bonus cutscenes you get on certain days depending on your relationship status with certain chicks.



Even though there's like a fuckton of cutscenes, game isn't going to let you forget that it's a hentai game >___> At least half of them are graphic sex scenes if you keep choosing pervy dialogue options (maybe I'll post a few censored ones after this). A lot of them go for the silly and over the top factor. There's 1 that is kind of uncomfortable one involving Karin, the blue hair chick (you'll definitely know when you see it >___>) but otherwise they're all pretty funny and silly with how ridiculous they get sometimes (like one of them has you picking up 4 copies of yourself with a time machine and having a 7-some with 2 of the chicks with all your clones lol). Also the game straight up says that everyone is 18 or older in some text around the beginning to cover itself lol

So overall, this game is gigantic! Most flash games are around 1-5MB, but this is a beefin' 20MB! And a playthrough will probably take around ~4 hours to go through >_> There is a save feature....kinda. It saves your progress and you can definitely reload no prob (even after you beat the game if you save on day 99 and want to see other endings). But once you close your browser or tab, it sometimes deletes the data. So if you want to play this, I would recommend saving and just leaving the tab open and off the side when you want to take a break until you're done with it (or minimized if you're playing it on an offline flash player). And I would definitely recommend reloading for different endings cuz some of them are weirdly heartwarming. They make me cry from my face (as well as from my penis >_>)

If you want to play it yourself, here's some cheats:

Start with $9999 and all your stats at 170 - enter your name as "testbug"

Infinite energy exploit - On day 64 after Karin regains her memories, visit the slums and leave repeatedly until you find her and she'll recharge your energy to full. This can be repeated as often as you like, so use it if you're running behind on the drama club or time machine sidequests.

And I recommend talking to Ami at the school since she's basically the tutorial person and goes over all the mechanics and such

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Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I know you like big anime titties, which this game has, but would you still have fun even without da porn?

Yeah! As I previously mentioned, it's like a mini-persona game with juggling relationships, days, activities, events, and such within a time limit. I was surprised how deep it got with its mechanics sometimes and how much fun I had planning out my day every time >_> It's definitely somewhere in my top 3 flash games.

You said this game changed a lot since it's been getting updated for 18 years?

Yeah, I played it when I was in middle school and wanted to see some titties but didn't know how to look for porn lol. I remember there was only 1 chick to bang and that was it. No sidequests or anything. I revisited it last year when I was having a flash game kick and it was completely different from what I remembered and way bigger! It basically evolved from a Super Mario Bros. on the NES to a Ocarina of Time on the N64 lol. Here's some pics of the old version's maps so you can kind of see how it changed. They even have a palm pilot and an old cell phone to show how fucking old this game was >_>

These characters look kind of familiar.....

Yeah, all these characters and names were lifted from a manga/anime called DNA2. The personalities and story (at least the beginning) is pretty much the same as it is in the anime. The only difference is that everyone is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hornier >_> Especially Tomoko.

The anime is actually fun to watch imo. I recommend it. It's nothing amazing but I had a good time and a good laugh watching it and it's only 15 episodes I think.









So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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nothanks1 posted...

Did you mention the one with the little dummy in the room and you set up traps and stuff then make it go left or right and try to hurt it enough to get the score to beat the level
if not then mention that please and name it so I can play it

Interactive Buddy? That was always fun but I haven't played it that much honestly >_> Maybe I'll get around to it later and put a review in this topic though

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NeonOctopus posted...

Interactive Buddy? That was always fun but I haven't played it that much honestly >_> Maybe I'll get around to it later and put a review in this topic though

No it was an actual level by level one.
Interactive buddy is just a sandbox

flashpoint is extremely cool and they have instructions for individuals to help archive stuff btw

if there's a game you really enjoyed that's still up online somewhere but you can't find it in their archive, go grab it yourself and add it

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nothanks1 posted...

No it was an actual level by level one.
Interactive buddy is just a sandbox

I'm not sure about that one. Maybe someone else here might know what that is

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Didn't Neopets have all Flash games, or did they eventually convert them over?
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GallisOTK posted...

Didn't Neopets have all Flash games, or did they eventually convert them over?

I'm not sure. I know Newgrounds still has flash games, but most of their animations have been converted to mp4

Newgrounds actually has programs like an offline flash player and a program that converts flash movies into mp4. It's pretty nifty. They're also trying to use something called Ruffle to preserve their old flash games but I don't know too much about that honestly >_>

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https://youtu.be/O9jSjVGB25g

I remember my sister and I played this and we didnt jot down the numbers. So we got all the way to the end and got stuck.

That looks familiar. I think I played that as a kid too

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Released in 2003, this game has you playing as a lone soldier on the battlefield gunning down waves of helicopters that will mercilessly come after you until you die!



The controls are really simple. You use the mouse to aim and shoot and you use the keyboard to move and slow down time. As you destroy helicopters, they sometimes drop new weapons for you to use, including stuff like a grappling hook, rocket launcher, shotguns, and more. It has excellent replay value and trying to go for a high score and seeing what weapon you get from the helicopter never gets old!



There's not much else to it. You're just on a small area shooting helicopters until you die in class arcade endurance. It was balls hard, but it was addicting as hell and got super popular. It won flash game of the year on Miniclip and pretty much all the major flash sites hosted it.

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It was so popular that Miniclip decides to strike a deal and have its sequel exclusively on its website.



Heli Attack 3 is pretty different from its predecessor. Instead of being an arcade-style endurance fest, you have a linear progression through missions in different levels where you have to kill a certain amount of enemies of various types to progress.



Weapons are greatly expanded and there's even some hidden unlockables to find throughout the game.



The very last level of the game unlocks the arcade endurance akin to the previous game if you're looking for that. idk how popular 3 was compared to 2, but 3 is a different but better game imo and definitely had a lot of care put into it. Many people still prefer 2 over 3 (not me tho >_>), but they're both excellent games in their own rights and I highly recommend you try both of them!

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But Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus! Surely there must've been a Heli Attack 1 too! It's not like the series started at 2 like Street Fighter did, right?

That is true, but there's a reason why no one talks about Heli Attack 1 >_>



It's jank as fuck and plays and looks like dogshit. We were lucky the devs decided to give it another go instead of leaving it like this

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Heli Attack 2 was my jam in middle school. Used to play it all the time in computer class after completing some bullshit typing assignment and had free time >_>

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'Member SluttyMcSlut?

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Anyone play AdventureQuest? www.battleon.com

The game is over 18 years old and still receiving weekly updates. The company made their own launcher so the death of flash won't affect their games.

denizengear posted...

Anyone play AdventureQuest? www.battleon.com

The game is over 18 years old and still receiving weekly updates. The company made their own launcher so the death of flash won't affect their games.

I saved up my allowence and paid for that shit as a wee lad....via mail....for the life of me i cant figure out why as an adult.

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ZeroX91 posted...

'Member SluttyMcSlut?

Nah the only hentai game I played as a horny middleschooler looking for boobs was Sim Girls >___>

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NeonOctopus posted...

Nah the only hentai game I played as a horny middleschooler looking for boobs was Sim Girls >___>

Did the developer ever complete Ami's ending?

*Spoiler*The version I played you could chase after her (ignoring the other two) but came to a literal fourth wall moment where you meet him (the developer) in an unfinished room and fight without closure even if you win

Oh yeah, the game is very complete. There's like 10 endings now and 5 girls you can romance.

When I played it in middle school, it was literally just "Fuck Tomoko and you win lol" and it took like 20 minutes to beat. The dude apparently was updating for 18 years and now there's a fuckton of content in it and it's legit a really good game >_> It's kinda nuts.

During my research I checked his patreon and he said he cancelled v8.0 cuz Flash is dead and is working on a little spinoff game now. So v7.7 is the last version I guess

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Also I couldn't find that fight with the developer you were talking about. I played through the game a few times and the only super boss I fought was Super Ryuji >_> Maybe he took it out a while ago.

I did find the developer in a secret computer room that gets unlocked after you bang Sana, but he's just there as an easter egg I think. You also meet him near the end of the game after you beat the model tournament. He basically just asks to have an orgy with all your models lol. If you let him, they all bang him at once except for Ami who is like "What the fuck with wrong with all you people!? Why are you so damn horny all the time!?" and just leaves. And then the developer breaks the 4th wall and says something like "Man, what kind of pathetic developer self-inserts himself in a game just to bang all the chicks?" I forget the details but it's a pretty funny scene >_>

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NeonOctopus posted...

Also I couldn't find that fight with the developer you were talking about. I played through the game a few times and the only super boss I fought was Super Ryuji >_> Maybe he took it out a while ago.

I did find the developer in a secret computer room that gets unlocked after you bang Sana, but he's just there as an easter egg I think. You also meet him near the end of the game after you beat the model tournament. He basically just asks to have an orgy with all your models lol. If you let him, they all bang him at once except for Ami who is like "What the fuck with wrong with all you people!? Why are you so damn horny all the time!?" and just leaves. And then the developer breaks the 4th wall and says something like "Man, what kind of pathetic developer self-inserts himself in a game just to bang all the chicks?" I forget the details but it's a pretty funny scene >_>

This is going off memory:
*I played this version around 2006ish
*There was only one "good" version - you end up having sex in an elevator with the "hot" girl, but the animation really could be anybody
*There's another ending with another girl and flatulence
*No ongoing modeling contests but three or four events in the month where you can build favor with dialogue
*When you chase after Ami and meet Simman he's represented by a small 2D alien like green figure (about half the size of other figures)

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Back in the old days when politics and elections were determined by how many funny flash games the candidate had, Bush Shootout was one of the finest. It was a point and click cover-based shooter where you played as the then-current commander in chief George W. Bush



The story was simple. Terrorists have invaded the white house and you're the only one who can stop them!



The game looks great and even has destructible objects in the levels and dynamic lighting if you shoot out the lights. The game is pretty short with only 3 levels; the 2nd of which had you playing as Condoleezza Rice in part of it >_>



The final level has you face off against a helicopter and a bomb van before all the terrorist lay dead by his feet



Overall the game is pretty fun. It can be a little hard at times with terrorist constantly shooting at your cover spot, making it difficult to shoot. But it doesn't overstay its humor and is a fun timewaster for 10 minutes

If you want to try it yourself, here's some cheat codes:

Unlock Level 2 - Rice

Unlock Level 3 - Fountain

Invincibility - Click on Bush's belt buckle on the level select screen

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There was also a sequel made called Bush Royal Rampage



It has George Bush on business with the royal family when suddenly terrorists storm the streets





The game is a little different this time around. You hide in cover behind cars but you move around between areas on the fly and shoot terrorists in each screen as well as protect hostages. George Bush can choose between his rifle or a shotgun and about halfway through the game, you switch to Queen Elizabeth II to finish the game



It ends with Bush enjoying some pretzels with the queen before promptly choking on them, just like in real life >___>



It's really short tho. You can probably beat it in like 5 minutes lol. Overall it's alright. I personally like the first game a little more but this one is still pretty fun too. As far as I know, there aren't any cheats for this game.

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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I'm a babby who wasn't mentally aware of anything but my own diaper when George W. Bush was president. Will I still appreciate this game even if I don't get the humor?

Ehhhh, if you're really blind to the humor you'll still have fun but you definitely get waaaay more out of it if you know what they're referencing >_> I'd still give it a try

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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i care, neon

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Who remembers flashplayer.com?

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TheGreatEscape posted...

i care, neon

thanks dawg!

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I didn't know they were doing Shockwave and stuff too. Did they manage to get many of those games? I remember trying to look some of them up earlier this year and I couldn't even find screenshots of them.

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NeonOctopus posted...

Yeah, all these characters and names were lifted from a manga/anime called DNA2. The personalities and story (at least the beginning) is pretty much the same as it is in the anime. The only difference is that everyone is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hornier >_> Especially Tomoko.

Wow TIL

I remember playing a lot of Drag Racer V3 and Planet Racer in school back in the day

here was a stick World RPG game as well.

Good times

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alphagamble posted...

Wow TIL

Yeah lol. When I revisited it last year and found out, it blew my mind and I was like "WHAT! These were pre-existing characters this whole time!?" lol

alphagamble posted...

here was a stick World RPG game as well.

Stick RPG? I played it a little but never got too far in it >_>

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Motherload is a resource collection game where you're a miner on Mars employed by a man named Mr. Natas. Your goal is to dig deep and collect various resources to sell for him



You're limited by how far you can go by your fuel tank, which you need to return to the surface to refill. There are various other obstacles as well like rocks that need to be blown up, harder to drill through soil as you go deeper, magma pockets, explosive gas, and earthquakes. You can use the minerals you sell to upgrade your equipment or buy various tools like dynamite or teleporters.



Basically, the loop of the game is to grab minerals, upgrade your shit so you can dig deeper and grab even more valuable minerals so you can upgrade your shit even more and dig EVEN deeper for EVEN MORE valuable minerals >_>, etc. etc.





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Now, it seems pretty basic and boring and yes, for 90% of it, it is >_> But strange stuff starts happening as you go deeper



You start getting weird messages, various other miners get killed by an unknown creature, and Mr. Natas becomes VERY insistant that you don't go past a certain depth

So obviously you go as deep as you can! >_> And you find a weird layer that opens up to a cavern.



You go in and it turns out that Mr. Natas was actually Satan all along and he was the one making those weird messages appear! His name was backwards! How did we not even notice that!?!?



So then the gameplay takes a complete 180 and has you fighting Satan as a 2-part boss fight lol



You use plastic explosive items to do damage and eventually defeat him. After which you sell various parts of his body for mad cash



....well most people certainly didn't expect that at the end of it lol. But that's kind of what made it memorable >_>

At this point, you start new game+ where minerals are worth less and the boss does more damage.

So would I recommend it? Yeah, it's definitely unique and digging for minerals can be oddly relaxing at times once your fuel tank is big enough to stay underground for a decent period of time. The whole game takes probably about ~2 hours to beat.

If you want to play it yourself, here's some cheats:

Go to options during gameplay and type these out:

$100k - blingbling

Max upgrades and 99 of every item - ntouchable

Beware that you can't save if you cheat though >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, this game looks cool and all, but I want to play it on a REAL console! Not some dinky flash player on a website!

You're in luck! They released a sequel to it on PS4 and Steam

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps4/734973-super-motherload

I don't know much about it, but it's basically the same gameplay and has a boss you have to fight at the end >_>

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?


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