Poll of the Day > Horny monster f***ers are canon to pokemon

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This is on the website and tells the story of three girls who basically want to be dicked down by the Machamp line.

Even machop >_>

https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/


they even have one of the girls trying to pull his belt down!

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Joke's on them. Machamp has a micropenis

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Well thats what he has 4 hands for man!

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They think having a 4th arm means having a 4th leg

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PK_Spam posted...

Even machop >_>

He's like 3ft tall and resembles a child

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JOExHIGASHI posted...

He's like 3ft tall and resembles a child

Doesn't stop the church.

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I could see that happening.

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I like lefty's muscular booty

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Better this than Lopunny or Gothitelle or the rainbow Rapidash I guess...

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There were two NPCs in Gen 7 that were getting all horny over Machamp and you had to battle them to get them to relent. After you win and they leave you learn that it was actually some horny dude dressed up as Machamp to get attention from the ladies and he gives you an item to leave him alone so that he can continue to attract women.

Lmao

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WAIT the second girl form the left is trying to pull down his underwear!

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Thats the belt Machamp uses to restrain his MASSIVE power. Learn ur lore

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LuciferSage posted...

Better this than Lopunny or Gothitelle or the rainbow Rapidash I guess...

You're also forgetting Nidoqueen, Gardevoir, Salazzle, Tsareena, Hatterene, and all the other Pokemon waifus.

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Massive power is . . . one way to put it.

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Tangela gets all the ladies swooning

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Having Machamp or Machoke in Amie/Refresh/Camp is so uncomfortable. At least you can't pet him in camp...
But them chasing you in the Wild Area sure is scary.

I'm the asshole who catches PC boxes full of Machoke to nickname them all Daddy and give then away on Wonder Trade.

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Tangela gets all the ladies swooning

Ahem... L A D I E S


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Okay, fine. Japanese ladies.

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Flappers posted...

You're also forgetting Nidoqueen, Gardevoir, Salazzle, Tsareena, Hatterene, and all the other Pokemon waifus.

The fact that you're keeping track of the list of waifu Pokemon says way more about you than it does me...

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Kotenks posted...

Pokemon after Gen 2 was a mistake.

Oddly enough gen 2 is what put vore and pokemon x human breeding

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ScritchOwl posted...

Oddly enough gen 2 is what put vore

Victreebel.

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Isn't there a girl dating a Machamp in Sun/Moon?
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Flappers posted...

You're also forgetting Nidoqueen, Gardevoir, Salazzle, Tsareena, Hatterene, and all the other Pokemon waifus.

So I can see pokemon like Gardevoir and Gothitelle getting some weird love, but salazzle? That's just a purple lizard

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Kotenks posted...

Pokemon after Gen 2 was a mistake.

Pokemon after the last gen I played was a mistake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
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Muscles posted...

So I can see pokemon like Gardevoir and Gothitelle getting some weird love, but salazzle? That's just a purple lizard

It has a bipedal and feminine figure, so the furries love it. It also uses pheromones to control its male pre-evolutions.

Just Google image search it and you'll see.

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Victreebel.

I think victrbel just refered to victims. Gen 2 talked about eating the whole pokemon down to its skeleton and they will be reborn kinda thing

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Kotenks posted...

Pokemon after Gen 2 was a mistake.

I've heard of "Genwunners" but this is a new one lol. Gen 4 was fucking dope and Gen 5 had the best story and music.

I love Alola but the sequel games were pretty damn hollow. I'd say the new Gen 8 games are definitely where they lost their way -- first time I've been really disappointed. The game is way too easy, poorly balanced, Hop is just bootleg Hau, GMax is just a bootleg combination of Mega Evolution and Z-Moves, and some of these Pokemon designs are abominations (we're looking at you, Eiscue). Also, as an avid dinosaur lover, I was kind of bummed out when there were no new fossil 'mon in Alola. Then Gen 8 came out...Imagine my disappointment when we got what we did.
Pure garbage. People are redesigning that shitty fucking penguin and the disgusting fossil Pokemon and I don't blame them. Just seeing those fucking things in the game trigger me -- especially the goddamn Reddit-bot penguin. Oh my God, who designed that thing? (okay, obviously I have a huge axe to grind, here...)

Anyway, we know there'll be at least 12 gens because of the Fire-type starters all being based off of the Chinese zodiac.

On a side note, after Gen 7 my brother and I predicted that the next games would be either the UK or India. It turned out to be UK so now we're betting it's either going to be India or Australia. I think Australia would make a fucking awesome region. India will probably have the zodiac ox Fire-type starter and Australia would have the zodiac snake.

And now we wait and see if we're right...

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Flappers posted...

Just Google image search it

Negatory

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I also think Gen 2 was the best but I don't think Pokemon games after that were a "mistake", they just took a different direction.

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Muscles posted...

So I can see pokemon like Gardevoir and Gothitelle getting some weird love, but salazzle? That's just a purple lizard

Gardevoir is a monstrious predator... that pink disc on their chest? That's sharp, like, really sharp. They kill their prey by enticing a victim into a hug and then they eat them.

I'm not even making that up

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ooh lubricate my loins machamp-san!!!

JigsawTDC posted...

ooh lubricate my loins machamp-san!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IIjH0wN7F3uzS/html5

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Anyone fluent in Japanese want to make sure the OP isn't trolling us?
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lihlih posted...

Anyone fluent in Japanese want to make sure the OP isn't trolling us?

My browser has a translate feature and the text is pretty suggestive. And there are pictures more suggestive than what op posted.

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You'll never guess where I keep my Pokeballs

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Metalsonic66 posted...

You'll never guess where I keep my Pokeballs

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I knew I was messing up the quote

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https://www.serebii.net/swordshield/pokemon/815.png

I mean, some Pokemon are just people in fursuits.

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Flappers posted...

I've heard of "Genwunners" but this is a new one lol. Gen 4 was fucking dope and Gen 5 had the best story and music.

I love Alola but the sequel games were pretty damn hollow. I'd say the new Gen 8 games are definitely where they lost their way -- first time I've been really disappointed. The game is way too easy, poorly balanced, Hop is just bootleg Hau, GMax is just a bootleg combination of Mega Evolution and Z-Moves, and some of these Pokemon designs are abominations (we're looking at you, Eiscue). Also, as an avid dinosaur lover, I was kind of bummed out when there were no new fossil 'mon in Alola. Then Gen 8 came out...Imagine my disappointment when we got what we did.
Pure garbage. People are redesigning that shitty fucking penguin and the disgusting fossil Pokemon and I don't blame them. Just seeing those fucking things in the game trigger me -- especially the goddamn Reddit-bot penguin. Oh my God, who designed that thing? (okay, obviously I have a huge axe to grind, here...)

Anyway, we know there'll be at least 12 gens because of the Fire-type starters all being based off of the Chinese zodiac.

On a side note, after Gen 7 my brother and I predicted that the next games would be either the UK or India. It turned out to be UK so now we're betting it's either going to be India or Australia. I think Australia would make a fucking awesome region. India will probably have the zodiac ox Fire-type starter and Australia would have the zodiac snake.

And now we wait and see if we're right...

Australia can't be a region. We already have giant spider Pokemon.
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Oh I like the fossils, they're hilarious. They're based on a real thing called the Bone Wars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_Wars

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papercup posted...

Oh I like the fossils, they're hilarious. They're based on a real thing called the Bone Wars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_Wars

Haha, yep -- and the crack at fossil reconstruction and the way paleontologists portray dinosaurs in art is brilliant. As a dinosaur enthusiast the concept behind the Pokemon gave me a good chuckle... But they look ugly as FUCK!

I could forgive them if we also had choice at their un-combined forms. Like, what they originally were... But we don't, so both me and the new fossil 'mon suffer.

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Also, I may have finally gotten my long awaited dunkleosteus fossil Pokemon but it came out as fucking Dracovish. And I took that personally.

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lihlih posted...

Anyone fluent in Japanese want to make sure the OP isn't trolling us?

OP is correct in calling them horny monster fuckers.

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DeltaBladeX posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k

That was weird. A lot of them are supposed to have dog-like bodies

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Is this one of those things where the company bought the material to stop it from being made and distributed?

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Revelation34 posted...

Australia can't be a region. We already have giant spider Pokemon.

The more the merrier lol.

Just imagine a solifuges (camel spider) Pokemon. How about a kangaroo that actually looks like a kangaroo instead of whatever monster Kangaskhan is? We could have a dingo, wombat, platypus, cassowary, thorny lizard, and tasmanian devil Pokemon too. Those would be awesome, especially the cassowary.

Honestly, Australia has so many crazy animals that it's just ripe for the plucking for a Pokemon region!

Also, imagine a Steve Irwin inspired Champion

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Revelation34 posted...

Australia can't be a region. We already have giant spider Pokemon.

That kind of thing never stopped them before

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https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/d/dc/428Lopunny-Mega.png

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