Poll of the Day > Do you have a CONDOM or BCP in your Room RIGHT NOW???

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mrduckbear
11/17/20 11:02:24 PM
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Do you have a condom or birth control pills in your room to use for a rainy day?




let's see if anyone has any sausage wrappers in their room.

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OhhhJa
11/17/20 11:08:19 PM
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Yeah we keep a pack on my nightstand. The packs last longer since the baby came. Too tired to sex a lot of nights now
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LaggnFragnLarry
11/17/20 11:12:50 PM
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i always roll the dice and never wear a condom. sex is way better not wearing one for both parties
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wwinterj25
11/17/20 11:17:51 PM
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Nope. No need.

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LinkPizza
11/17/20 11:17:52 PM
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Me and my BF don't use them... So, no... I have no reason to have them...
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J_Dawg983
11/17/20 11:30:04 PM
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No need, years of pulling out worked for me.

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LinkPizza
11/18/20 12:04:15 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Yeah we keep a pack on my nightstand. The packs last longer since the baby came. Too tired to sex a lot of nights now

Reminds me of a joke title Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12! It goes like this:

A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.

"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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OhhhJa
11/18/20 12:17:36 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Reminds me of a joke title Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12! It goes like this:

A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.

"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
Lol we're at least not that bad. Sometimes only once or twice a week though if we have rough work weeks. A buddy of mine said he's lucky to fuck his wife once a month. I was like, "are you sure she's not cheating?" Lol I didn't ask that but once a month...
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LinkPizza
11/18/20 12:31:52 AM
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I dont think I could do once a month...
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xjayguyx
11/18/20 12:51:02 AM
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I've only used a condom one time in my life and even then I pulled that shit off mid way through.
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ClarkDuke
11/18/20 1:16:49 AM
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are you on birth control, duckbear?

LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i always roll the dice and never wear a condom. sex is way better not wearing one for both parties
i agree with larry, a condom takes all the fun out of it, ok?

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OS 12TR
11/18/20 2:18:39 AM
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No, my gf has an IUD.
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