Current Events > Alternative weapons for home defense in case guns scare you or you cannot

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NeoShadowhen 11/16/20 3:10:06 PM #51:	Funbazooka posted... One could always fashion a crude spear from a sturdy branch. Spears are very effective. You could also dip the pointy end into your own poop. Yeah but that would get stinky unless you plan on dipping it right before the confrontation. Advantage to that is it will be a lot more effective if they see you smearing the poop on. Youd be better off with a snake. Attach the snake to the end of the stick and see who wants to deal with that. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:947240792] in Alternativ... [t:79110480]...</cite> <quote>Funbazooka posted... </cite> <quote>One could always fashion a crude spear from a sturdy branch. Spears are very effective. You could also dip the pointy end into your own poop.</quote> Yeah but that would get stinky unless you plan on dipping it right before the confrontation. Advantage to that is it will be a lot more effective if they see you smearing the poop on. Youd be better off with a snake. Attach the snake to the end of the stick and see who wants to deal with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 11/16/20 3:11:32 PM #52:	Machete posted... If a home invader attacked me and managed to get the machetes out of both of my hands... it would then become a fair fight because I have 2 more. general grievous?? --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:947240851] in Alternativ... [t:79110480]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>If a home invader attacked me and managed to get the machetes out of both of my hands... it would then become a fair fight because I have 2 more.</quote> general grievous?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 11/16/20 3:13:34 PM #53:	Throw my tv at them --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:947240927] in Alternativ... [t:79110480]...</cite> <quote>Throw my tv at them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 11/16/20 3:16:42 PM #54:	Ill tempered sea bass --- Jive Turkey <cite>nativengine posted [p:947241029] in Alternativ... [t:79110480]...</cite> <quote>Ill tempered sea bass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 11/16/20 4:05:34 PM #55:	Wasp spray is said to work almost as good as bear spray. Make sure use is justified though. Otherwise you'll prob end up in jail for using it. --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:947242770] in Alternativ... [t:79110480]...</cite> <quote>Wasp spray is said to work almost as good as bear spray. Make sure use is justified though. Otherwise you'll prob end up in jail for using it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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