Current Events > Has a pickle ever asked you to open a jar of girls?

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TicketOak
11/14/20 2:27:15 PM
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And you were like "Heh. Yeah I got this." So you try and try but that shit ain't budging. Veins start bulging out. Bulges start bulging out. People are starting to notice. They're staring now. You start hearing laughter. You start hearing crying. You. It's you that's crying. This shit won't open. You are eternally embarrassed. How could you dishonor your ancestors like this. Defeated by a jar of fucking girls.

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Lairen
11/14/20 2:28:07 PM
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Once i close a jar of girls its really never to be opened again....

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MedeaLysistrata
11/14/20 2:29:24 PM
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Jars full of girls

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Touch
11/14/20 2:33:58 PM
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Panthera
11/14/20 2:35:23 PM
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Sounds like you got yourself in a pickle
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VipaGTS
11/14/20 2:36:39 PM
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I get my girls in plastic bags. Easier than jars.

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