Current Events > Your reaction: You dicover that your girlfriend has a Chaos Emerald.

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UnfairRepresent 11/14/20 12:40:04 PM #1:	You're walking along with your girlfriend one day when suddenly a group of thugs jump out from the shadows and demand you hand over everything you have. Before you could spell your name one has kicked you hard in the knee and made you topple over awkardly, another has reached into your pants and is pulling to pull out your phone and wallet. When your girlfriend pulls out a Chaos Emerald, holds it high like Prince Adam and yells "Chaos Control!" There is a beam of light and suddenly your girlfriend beats the fuck out of all the thugs like it was her job and leaves them running away, beaten and humiliated. She helps you up and explains "Are you okay?... Oh yeah..I've been meaning to tell you. I found a Chaos Emerald a while back. It comes in handy sometimes." Or boyfriend if you're so inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947159812] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>You're walking along with your girlfriend one day when suddenly a group of thugs jump out from the shadows and demand you hand over everything you have. Before you could spell your name one has kicked you hard in the knee and made you topple over awkardly, another has reached into your pants and is pulling to pull out your phone and wallet. When your girlfriend pulls out a Chaos Emerald, holds it high like Prince Adam and yells "Chaos Control!" There is a beam of light and suddenly your girlfriend beats the fuck out of all the thugs like it was her job and leaves them running away, beaten and humiliated. She helps you up and explains "Are you okay?... Oh yeah..I've been meaning to tell you. I found a Chaos Emerald a while back. It comes in handy sometimes." Or boyfriend if you're so inclined. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/14/20 12:43:20 PM #2:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:947159909] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/14/20 12:45:23 PM #3:	https://youtu.be/j7Y-Uj2qB3g --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:947159978] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/j7Y-Uj2qB3g </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/14/20 12:46:46 PM #4:	Or discover* as human beings might say --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947160017] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>Or discover* as human beings might say </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/14/20 12:47:17 PM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... your girlfriend beats the fuck out of all the thugs like it was her job and leaves them running away, Thats why I love her. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:947160035] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>your girlfriend beats the fuck out of all the thugs like it was her job and leaves them running away,</quote>Thats why I love her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/14/20 12:48:25 PM #6:	https://youtu.be/3tM0Sow-2r8 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:947160075] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/3tM0Sow-2r8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/14/20 5:07:57 PM #7:	Unsugarized_Foo posted... https://youtu.be/j7Y-Uj2qB3g The fuck --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947168759] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>Unsugarized_Foo posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/j7Y-Uj2qB3g</quote>The fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 11/14/20 5:09:11 PM #8:	Does this mean I'm dating Rouge the Bat? 'Cause that would be awesome. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:947168793] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>Does this mean I'm dating Rouge the Bat? 'Cause that would be awesome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 11/14/20 5:11:42 PM #9:	Dump her for being a nerd --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:947168887] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>Dump her for being a nerd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 11/14/20 5:15:37 PM #10:	Turbam posted... https://youtu.be/3tM0Sow-2r8 thanks obama --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:947169017] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/3tM0Sow-2r8</quote>thanks obama </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/14/20 5:19:02 PM #11:	What British UK English jewellery shops sells chaos emeralds, UR? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:947169117] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>What British UK English jewellery shops sells chaos emeralds, UR?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/14/20 5:19:43 PM #12:	My girlfriend: chuckles --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:947169146] in Your react... [t:79110153]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend: chuckles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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