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PikachuMaxwell
11/13/20 10:30:10 AM
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What are some of the weirdest gifts you've seen people ask for a holiday or birthday?

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Duncanwii
11/13/20 10:31:33 AM
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Why on earth would you even want a Hippo for Christmas? They're fucking terrifying and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Yeah the continent with Lions and Crocodiles.
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The Trent
11/13/20 10:32:08 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why on earth would you even want a Hippo for Christmas? They're fucking terrifying and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Yeah the continent with Lions and Crocodiles.

straighten those kids out dunc

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PikachuMaxwell
11/13/20 10:32:42 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why on earth would you even want a Hippo for Christmas? They're fucking terrifying and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Yeah the continent with Lions and Crocodiles.

It's not me. It's the girl singing that song that wants one. Ask her.

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Turbam
11/13/20 10:47:23 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why on earth would you even want a Hippo for Christmas? They're fucking terrifying and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Yeah the continent with Lions and Crocodiles.
Only a hippopotamus will do.

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monkmith
11/13/20 10:52:59 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why on earth would you even want a Hippo for Christmas? They're fucking terrifying and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Yeah the continent with Lions and Crocodiles.
the wild ones sure, hand raised ones aren't really any more dangerous then hand raised versions of other african megafauna. you'll need a large pool and a hell of a lot of food though.

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Duncanwii
11/13/20 10:56:08 AM
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monkmith posted...

the wild ones sure, hand raised ones aren't really any more dangerous then hand raised versions of other african megafauna. you'll need a large pool and a hell of a lot of food though.

The man killed by his pet Hippo begs to differ.
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BignutzisBack
11/13/20 10:57:21 AM
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God f****** damn it that song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day

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King_Hutton
11/13/20 10:57:57 AM
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Duncan its a fucking humorous song, jfc dude

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treewojima
11/13/20 11:02:01 AM
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Kid: "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth"
Dunc: "There's been amazing progress made in tooth implants. Call your dentist."

Kid: "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"
Dunc: "Adultery is disgusting. The husband needs to file for a divorce."
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monkmith
11/13/20 11:22:35 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
The man killed by his pet Hippo begs to differ.
i'd imagine a person mauled to death by a dog would say they're a much bigger danger then any hippo...

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