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Alpha218 11/12/20 7:53:01 AM #1: |
https://www.theonion.com/i-i-am-the-mainstream-media-realizes-horrified-tuc-1845646901
WASHINGTONComing to the realization in front of millions of viewers during the broadcast of his show, a horrified Tucker Carlson stated, II am the mainstream media Wednesday as he began spiraling live on air. Weve discovered evidence of rampant voter fraud, and the president has every right to call for an investigation even if the mainstream media thinks... said Carlson, who trailed off, stared down at his shaking hands, and felt a sudden ringing in his ears as he looked back up and zeroed in on the production crew surrounding him. The media sayswait. Those liars on TV will try to tell youoh God. Were the number-one program on cable news, arent we? Fox NewsFox News. Its the media. Its me. This cant be. No, no, no, no. Jesus Christ, I make $6 million a year. Get that camera off me! At press time, Carlson had torn the microphone from his lapel and fled the set in panic. --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://discord.gg/Wgtz2y9 - Come join us for Among Us ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 11/12/20 7:54:50 AM #2: |
Usually the Onion feeds us less than ideal realities, not preferable alternatives
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Alpha218 11/12/20 8:34:20 AM #3: |
Maybe Rudy should get some advice on where to wear his mic from Tucker at least
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 11/12/20 8:35:53 AM #4: |
I like this one.
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