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Bananana 11/11/20 12:53:09 PM #1: |
I remember thinking this cant be right, someone must have made a mistake
But 3 wise men came in and told me its true I thought alright, if you want me to. Can I get fries with that? The 1st order of the day was to play croquet with the Secretary of Defense He beat me fair and square but luckily for me, I bet on him and made 53 cents When I went back to the oval office he made a whole big event Saying tomorrow Ill show you it wasnt an accident That wont happen though, cause I fired him! The Minister of Interpersonal Relations came in and said to me, man, you gotta make a plan for the environment I said, Al Gore lost, you dummy, dont you read the news? The environment took some PTO and took a cruise. 63 different beaches in Italy I decided it was time to get some real work done, Real work thatd benefit me, my son, his son...THE Sun. I thought what does the average, every day citizen need? I stroked my beard and tugged at my sleeves Then it came to me So I passed Executive Order #117, very clean, That gives every American a brand new shirt-folding machine It can fold every color you like: red, white, bright or night; it wont teach you how to do it though But if I ever accidentally become president again, You can bet your ma Ill get it done then Wrinkle-less shirts will save the day The Lakers coach calls me up that night and says Hey, would you let us know what time is alright? I said time for what? I have no idea what you mean He said those plans we made on the 14th I thought, okay, I guess it wont be so bad, Then these basketball players showed up I thought we were going fishing! The next day I awoke and went to get a Coke, and realized I was no longer in the White House Thank God, I thought, it was just a crazy dream What the hell did any of that mean? Then I looked at the business cards in my wallet with shock President of the OTHER United States --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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