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Antifar 11/11/20 10:14:19 AM #1:	Well that's perfectly vague --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:947030530] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>Well that's perfectly vague</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 11/11/20 10:15:51 AM #2:	Your PS5 is in the same place as Tucker's stack of damning evidence. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:947030582] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>Your PS5 is in the same place as Tucker's stack of damning evidence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 11/11/20 10:15:56 AM #3:	Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:947030590] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/11/20 10:16:42 AM #4:	ScazarMeltex posted... Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now. If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947030622] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now.</quote> If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 11/11/20 10:17:40 AM #5:	littlebro07 posted... If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon Can it have different entertaining themes like Domino's? --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:947030659] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon</quote>Can it have different entertaining themes like Domino's? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 11/11/20 10:18:39 AM #6:	littlebro07 posted... If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon When Amazon fully owns their own delivery chains, perhaps. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:947030693] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon</quote> When Amazon fully owns their own delivery chains, perhaps. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/11/20 10:29:57 AM #7:	"Arriving today by 9PM" "Arriving tomorrow by 9PM" "On the way, but it's running late" "Expected delivery: [two weeks from now]" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:947031054] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>"Arriving today by 9PM" "Arriving tomorrow by 9PM" "On the way, but it's running late" "Expected delivery: [two weeks from now]" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 11/11/20 10:32:04 AM #8:	This is happening to me while trying to get my Samsung ramen. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:947031125] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>This is happening to me while trying to get my Samsung ramen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/11/20 10:32:58 AM #9:	littlebro07 posted... If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon so you want amazon to make a fake ticker? because the dominos thing is completely fake... do you really think there's a guy at the chain store feverishly making your pizza and logging every step along the way? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947031146] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>If fucking Domino's can do it so can Amazon</quote>so you want amazon to make a fake ticker? because the dominos thing is completely fake... do you really think there's a guy at the chain store feverishly making your pizza and logging every step along the way? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 11/11/20 10:34:48 AM #10:	Exciting. :) --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:947031208] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>Exciting. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 11/11/20 10:36:14 AM #11:	ScazarMeltex posted... Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now. Yes i want that --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:947031257] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>Well I mean, what more do you want? UPDATE Drone worker A is currently wrapping your item in bubble wrap UPDATE Drone Worker B has placed item in box and is now box taping it shut Although now that I think about it, that is sort of how the pizza chain tracking apps work now.</quote>Yes i want that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 11/11/20 10:36:23 AM #12:	monkmith posted... so you want amazon to make a fake ticker? because the dominos thing is completely fake... do you really think there's a guy at the chain store feverishly making your pizza and logging every step along the way? It could actually be real, I work in a manufacturing facility, and to keep track of where individual units are we scan them at each work station. Just a handscanner and a barcode is all it would take. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:947031263] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>so you want amazon to make a fake ticker? because the dominos thing is completely fake... do you really think there's a guy at the chain store feverishly making your pizza and logging every step along the way?</quote>It could actually be real, I work in a manufacturing facility, and to keep track of where individual units are we scan them at each work station. Just a handscanner and a barcode is all it would take. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 11/11/20 10:37:38 AM #13:	Last night at 7:30 I got a "Your item has shipped!" alert, also saying "Arriving today". I would have been *very* impressed if UPS got from Maumee, Ohio to Pittsburgh before midnight and delivered my package. They did not. Now it's scheduled for tomorrow before 9pm. This driver must not have the same ambition as the one last night. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:947031309] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>Last night at 7:30 I got a "Your item has shipped!" alert, also saying "Arriving today". I would have been very impressed if UPS got from Maumee, Ohio to Pittsburgh before midnight and delivered my package. They did not. Now it's scheduled for tomorrow before 9pm. This driver must not have the same ambition as the one last night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/11/20 10:44:14 AM #14:	ScazarMeltex posted... It could actually be real, I work in a manufacturing facility, and to keep track of where individual units are we scan them at each work station. Just a handscanner and a barcode is all it would take. here, this crazy bastard apparently tested it... https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/i-staked-out-my-local-dominos-to-see-just-how-accurate-its-pizza-tracker-is i get that it can be done, and that it is done in manufacturing, but inserting a barcoding/scanning system into food prep is way to much of a hassle for no return. instead they start the timer when the order is received, and it 'completes' when they label the box at the end. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947031511] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>It could actually be real, I work in a manufacturing facility, and to keep track of where individual units are we scan them at each work station. Just a handscanner and a barcode is all it would take.</quote>here, this crazy bastard apparently tested it... https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/i-staked-out-my-local-dominos-to-see-just-how-accurate-its-pizza-tracker-is i get that it can be done, and that it is done in manufacturing, but inserting a barcoding/scanning system into food prep is way to much of a hassle for no return. instead they start the timer when the order is received, and it 'completes' when they label the box at the end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 11/11/20 10:46:27 AM #15:	The last thing I ordered was literally listed as "Shipped and on its way" the entire time until it updated to Arrived. It also originally said "Arriving Nov 9th," then on Nov 9th switched to "Arriving Nov 25th," and then showed up on the 10th. :\| --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:947031594] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>The last thing I ordered was literally listed as "Shipped and on its way" the entire time until it updated to Arrived. It also originally said "Arriving Nov 9th," then on Nov 9th switched to "Arriving Nov 25th," and then showed up on the 10th. :\| </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/11/20 10:52:46 AM #16:	MisterPengy posted... "Shipped and on its way" I've got an order that was "shipped" about two months ago. Were it more than three dollars and some change, I'd bother to care. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:947031833] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>MisterPengy posted... </cite> <quote>"Shipped and on its way"</quote>I've got an order that was "shipped" about two months ago. Were it more than three dollars and some change, I'd bother to care. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 11/11/20 10:56:14 AM #17:	monkmith posted... here, this crazy bastard apparently tested it... https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/i-staked-out-my-local-dominos-to-see-just-how-accurate-its-pizza-tracker-is Then Im going to follow the delivery guy in my car until he arrives at my house, where my wife will be ready to receive him. Yeah, I'd expect the kind of person who stalks a pizza order to verify the accuracy of "real time" updates to be a cuck. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:947031934] in 'We are wo... [t:79102152]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote>here, this crazy bastard apparently tested it... https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/i-staked-out-my-local-dominos-to-see-just-how-accurate-its-pizza-tracker-is</quote> Then Im going to follow the delivery guy in my car until he arrives at my house, where my wife will be ready to receive him. Yeah, I'd expect the kind of person who stalks a pizza order to verify the accuracy of "real time" updates to be a cuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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