Current Events > Is part of the joke of Austin Power is that Mike Myers isn't attractive?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
11/09/20 2:30:06 PM
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How many women have said they want to fuck Mike Myers?

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littlebro07
11/09/20 2:30:53 PM
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He's a mysterious British spy

Who wouldn't want to shag that

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Lairen
11/09/20 2:31:01 PM
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A lot.

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KILBOTz
11/09/20 2:33:23 PM
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HighOnSolar
11/09/20 2:34:11 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
Yes.


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g0ldie
11/09/20 2:34:13 PM
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yea, they even emphasize his teeth, iirc.

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Smackems
11/09/20 2:34:20 PM
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I'd shag him

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Nasty_Nitro
11/09/20 2:40:21 PM
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Always took the message as he doesnt look good but his swag is so off the charts he still gets it in

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EffectAndCause
11/09/20 2:43:13 PM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
Always took the message as he doesnt look good but his swag is so off the charts he still gets it in


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DK9292
11/09/20 2:44:09 PM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
Always took the message as he doesnt look good but his swag is so off the charts he still gets it in
Austin is British, not American. He doesn't have swag; he has mojo.

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DD Divine
11/09/20 2:50:28 PM
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Hes British and was a sex icon from the 60s. Different times baby.

oh god I just realized how close to the Actual 60s the first movie was.

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Nasty_Nitro
11/09/20 2:51:15 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Austin is British, not American. He doesn't have swag; he has mojo.

Mojo was the precursor to Swag. The scene where his mojo was in him all along is what swag is.


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thronedfire2
11/09/20 6:08:47 PM
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He has so much mojo he doesnt need to be attractive

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Irony
11/09/20 6:10:08 PM
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He has so much mojo that even when Fat Bastard stole it he had an overwhelming surplus of it.

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