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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 7:33:22 PM
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Your objective is 300 km ahead of you - bomb the target so that the enemy will surrender. You will likely not survive, as the enemy has summoned its whole fleet to make a last stand, and they will most likely not let you escape. Your commanding officer is ready to give you orders as necessary. Your onboard missiles are loaded and ready to fire.

How are you feeling and what happens next?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 7:37:54 PM
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Do I have time to beat it real quick??
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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 7:40:17 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Do I have time to beat it real quick??

You're in a crowded jet - how could you? You can have all the sex with your hot wife if you manage to escape with your life!

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 7:43:09 PM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
You can have all the sex with your hot wife if you manage to escape with your life!
Can I have sex with someone in the jet??
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OmegaShinkai
11/08/20 7:43:23 PM
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The whole enemy fleet, you say?

https://youtu.be/j9qcyR549cg
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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 7:43:49 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Can I have sex with someone in the jet??

This jet only seats one person!

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 7:45:03 PM
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But you said

PikachuMaxwell posted...
You're in a crowded jet - how could you?

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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 7:45:30 PM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
The whole enemy fleet, you say?

https://youtu.be/j9qcyR549cg

Nice!

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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 7:45:52 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
But you said

Ah I suppose.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 7:47:30 PM
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Goodness I hope a remembered my tissues, don't wanna bust on the controls.
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3PiesAndAFork
11/08/20 7:49:06 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
But you said
Well that's why it's crowded

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 7:52:45 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Well that's why it's crowded
Ohhhh I get it now. I'll think of it as a challenge!! You guys fly on ahead I'll be ready in a minute.
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YourFavWrestler
11/08/20 8:06:14 PM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
This jet only seats one person!
Can I have sex with the jet?

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PikachuMaxwell
11/08/20 8:07:10 PM
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YourFavWrestler posted...
Can I have sex with the jet?

Hey if that's what suits your fancy...I don't judge!

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/08/20 8:08:52 PM
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Hey, you, WTF are you doing to my jet!? Get your dick outta there!!
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PikachuMaxwell
11/09/20 1:08:08 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Hey, you, WTF are you doing to my jet!? Get your dick outta there!!

Get off my plane!

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/10/20 12:09:18 AM
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You know what, I have had it up to my cock with you nasty ass airplane fuckers!! >:|
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PikachuMaxwell
11/10/20 11:56:22 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
You know what, I have had it up to my cock with you nasty ass airplane fuckers!! >:|

Sorry...

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