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Philoktetes
11/08/20 5:49:08 AM
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A millennial with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!
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fuming
11/08/20 5:50:27 AM
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I have no idea what the point of this story is
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gunplagirl
11/08/20 5:52:17 AM
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TC
https://youtu.be/r6V7fUDynG4

fuming posted...
I have no idea what the point of this story is
Whoosh

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shnangyboos
11/08/20 5:53:05 AM
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Are you bouncing some stand up bits off of us?

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IXI_Fission_IXI
11/08/20 5:56:31 AM
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The worst part is people get offended when you make a comment highlighting how hollow their comment or question is.
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Smackems
11/08/20 6:39:03 AM
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Is tc the ghost of Mitch Hedberg

Also I don't get the second one

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shnangyboos
11/08/20 6:43:24 AM
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Smackems posted...
Is tc the ghost of Mitch Hedberg

Also I don't get the second one


Yeah, it made me think of Mitch. Hell, they might even be his bits.

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Serious Cat
11/08/20 6:47:14 AM
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Sounds more like Steven Wright.

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gp1829
11/08/20 7:45:52 AM
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So there aren't different types of shoes?
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Shotgunnova
11/08/20 7:59:07 AM
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So TC tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time.

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