Current Events > Ah fuck, I'm getting the "Come out drinking with my friends" vetting

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MrResetti
11/07/20 6:00:15 PM
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Pray for me, I don't know what they're like

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TheLiarParadox
11/07/20 6:01:14 PM
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Get black out drunk so you don't have to worry about it.

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Dreepapult
11/07/20 6:02:09 PM
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TheLiarParadox posted...
Get black out drunk so you don't have to worry about it.
Solid advice

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DepreceV2
11/07/20 6:03:58 PM
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Drill a hole in a plastic face shield, stick a long straw through it and drink like that so you wont catch the Rona. Good luck on that other stuff

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MrResetti
11/07/20 6:18:31 PM
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I have drive 25 minutes to another fucking city to drink so I can't do the black out thing.

Well I could but that's a pricey uber

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silver_stoner
11/07/20 6:21:17 PM
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That kind of sucks. I'm guessing you are saying a group of people are inviting you to a social "event" to get to know you? Can you just skip it, or is it a group of co-workers?

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MrResetti
11/07/20 6:23:34 PM
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silver_stoner posted...
That kind of sucks. I'm guessing you are saying a group of people are inviting you to a social "event" to get to know you? Can you just skip it, or is it a group of co-workers?
No, a girl I'm into said "let's go out tonight" then called and said her friends were going to X and now I'm going to X.

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deupd_u
11/07/20 6:24:50 PM
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If she won't go on a normal fucking date with you, she's not worth your time (assuming this is your first """date""").

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MrResetti
11/08/20 4:34:34 AM
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Her friends are cool. It's 4:35

Goodnight

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TheoryzC
11/08/20 4:36:28 AM
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So

how did it go

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MrResetti
11/08/20 11:09:05 AM
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I had a good time
I'm hungover though

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/08/20 11:13:37 AM
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https://gear.drunkard.com/product-category/masks/

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MrResetti
11/08/20 11:16:07 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
https://gear.drunkard.com/product-category/masks/
Come to Winston Salem and I'll get you drunk too.

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