Poll of the Day > im the anthony bourdain of eating ass

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OniRonin
11/07/20 2:23:25 PM
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im the anthony bourdain of eating ass

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god is dumb. she/her
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Soup_or_Science
11/07/20 2:53:59 PM
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When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me.
And they always have orgasms 'cause my penis is so big.
25 inches long, and 12 inches thick -
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock. The Albert Einstein of dick.
I'm The Beatles of cumshots
The Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
Know what, that's inappropriate

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