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Ser_Jaker
11/06/20 5:17:45 AM
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My housemate always sits there chewing his food with his mouth open and it makes this loud slurping and smacking sound that i can hear from the other side of the room.

One of this days I'm going to lose it and in the nicest way possible say "please close your mouth when chewing because it's absolutely disgusting "

It irrationally makes me mad.

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Evening_Dragon
11/06/20 5:18:38 AM
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Anyone who chews with their mouth

open is a piece of shit


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KnightofShikari
11/06/20 5:19:43 AM
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trappedunderice
11/06/20 5:22:23 AM
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Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it if he tells you to fuck off

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Ser_Jaker
11/06/20 5:22:57 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it if he tells you to fuck off

Not much you can do in that situation

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Evening_Dragon
11/06/20 5:23:42 AM
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spit in his open mouth

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Shablagoo
11/06/20 5:23:44 AM
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true dat playa

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Slayer_22
11/06/20 5:24:22 AM
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Ser_Jaker posted...


Not much you can do in that situation

Giving up that easy? Wow. You should...

Evening_Dragon posted...
spit in his open mouth


...yeah, that.
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trappedunderice
11/06/20 5:25:12 AM
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Lol

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BloodMoon7
11/06/20 5:30:08 AM
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If you haven't already asked him to close his mouth, that's more on you. It's only a bit rude and if you're living with them, you're going to have to learn to have minor confrontations for the sake of you both. Most people get self conscious about their eating habits if pointed out. Those that don't are slobs and you don't want to live with one.

It sounds like you have sensitive ears too. He probably doesn't realize you can hear him. I mean how would he know unless you say so?

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Solid Snake07
11/06/20 5:53:05 AM
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It's just such a man baby thing to do. Type of behavior you only expect to see in toddlers

There's no way you've made it this far in life without someone telling you to chew with your fucking mouth shut

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AlmightyCheeks
11/06/20 5:54:19 AM
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How about people who chew with their ass open?

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Evening_Dragon
11/06/20 2:11:39 PM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
How about people who chew with their ass open?

I mean it's rude to not offer a bit of brownie town at the dinner table.

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brestugo
11/06/20 2:32:05 PM
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Dated a woman who slightly smacked her lips while chewing. Slightly but the whole damn meal. After 3 non consecutive dinner dates decided it wasn't going to work out.

Plus she had a pet rat...

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Axiom
11/06/20 2:33:49 PM
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Same with breathing. Use your nose like a civilized person
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