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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 9:45:07 AM
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All you had to do was keep asking them out. Instead, you asked out like one girl per semester, and after she said no, you gave up.

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 10:00:42 AM
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Now you're in your 30s, college is a distant memory, and its too late.

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JBaLLEN66
11/02/20 10:21:42 AM
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I don't miss college at all tbh

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SquirtleSkwad
11/02/20 10:22:12 AM
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I have a hot college fiancee.

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KainWind
11/02/20 10:22:17 AM
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You overestimate me

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The Trent
11/02/20 10:22:46 AM
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i did, she was a high school cheerleader and then a hot college girlfriend and then i married her and now she's a milf with two young kids

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Turbam
11/02/20 10:23:17 AM
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I'm in community college in my 30s :V

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Duncanwii
11/02/20 10:24:02 AM
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Asking a girl over and over is harrassment.
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Evening_Dragon
11/02/20 10:25:46 AM
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It doesn't make sense to project onto anyone here when you're already the lowest rung, tc.

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 5:22:46 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Asking a girl over and over is harrassment.
I didnt mean keep asking the same girl.

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lilORANG
11/02/20 5:38:35 PM
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I had a hot college girlfriend and now she's my hot wife.
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kinetika_
11/02/20 5:40:27 PM
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The Trent posted...
i did, she was a high school cheerleader and then a hot college girlfriend and then i married her and now she's a milf with two young kids

Good job, brother! Next stage is GILF

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jon1012
11/02/20 5:40:51 PM
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The Trent posted...
i did, she was a high school cheerleader and then a hot college girlfriend and then i married her and now she's a milf with two young kids

proof

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Twelf
11/02/20 5:42:14 PM
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There are guys who ask a bunch of girls and still don't get anyone though. I don't want to be like them.
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The Trent
11/02/20 7:06:38 PM
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jon1012 posted...
proof

I'm no show pony pal

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:03:07 PM
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Twelf posted...
There are guys who ask a bunch of girls and still don't get anyone though. I don't want to be like them.
There are guys who apply at many different companies because they want a job, but don't hear back. I don't want to be like them. So I might as well not even apply.

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/02/20 8:04:38 PM
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I was fucking college girls in my early 30s

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:07:07 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I was fucking college girls in my early 30s
How, were you their professor?

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MedeaLysistrata
11/02/20 8:07:38 PM
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Yeah, I could have tried a little harder to get a gf in my 20s. 20s is the best decade for romance.

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sktgamer_13dude
11/02/20 8:07:57 PM
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TC projecting because no girls panties get wet when he tells them he bought a GFAQs account.
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yutterh
11/02/20 8:08:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Asking a girl over and over is harrassment.

Depends on how your asking honestly.

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CanuckCowboy
11/02/20 8:11:12 PM
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Who says I didnt? Hell I banged college age girls at 37 and probly woulda at 38 if not for the lack of tourists.

yutterh posted...
Depends on how your asking honestly.

This. And on how they respond. Though Im pretty sure Duncan isnt adept enough at reading people to be able to pull that off without it being harassmanet. No offense, Duncan.

Theres all kinds of stories about persistent dudes who ended up marrying the lady. And presumably the opposite applies too.


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gna647
11/02/20 8:11:38 PM
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