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Orlando_Jordan
11/01/20 9:18:30 PM
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Your wife will gain weight one day.

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ShineboxPhil
11/01/20 9:19:42 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Your wife will gain weight one day.
your right hand will too

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Dark_SilverX
11/01/20 9:27:54 PM
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After she gains weight that will be the perfect time for her to sit on your face.

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coh
11/01/20 9:28:45 PM
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It's pretty selfish to let yourself go just because you're married. What happened to looking good for your husband/wife?
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knightoffire55
11/03/20 11:12:51 PM
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Definitely getting chad dick. All night, constantly, begging for more from that chad. Honestly you probably didnt even cross her mind once today


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