Current Events > I once got friend zoned by my crush because I ate a burrito

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AlisLandale
11/01/20 12:16:07 AM
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with a fork. We were all at Chipotle and they laughed at me and said I was weak. But the burrito was huge and spilling fucking beans everywhere! What else could I have done?!

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RedJackson
11/01/20 12:16:57 AM
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Did you smile at the beans and eat them one by one?

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AlisLandale
11/01/20 12:18:08 AM
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RedJackson posted...
Did you smile at the beans and eat them one by one?

well obviously. Thats just basic table manners.

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HighOnSolar
11/01/20 12:18:48 AM
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lmao weak ass burrito forker

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viewmaster_pi
11/01/20 12:24:08 AM
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i eat mine from qdoba with a fork. i slice it and eat the stuff inside, then the tortilla. didn't realize it was weird until someone asked why i ate it like that

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hockeybub89
11/01/20 12:24:52 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i eat mine from qdoba with a fork. i slice it and eat the stuff inside, then the tortilla. didn't realize it was weird until someone asked why i ate it like that
The fuck?

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PatrickMahomes
11/01/20 12:26:06 AM
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Your crush is a bitch if she is willing to destroy a relationship over something that trivial.

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JimmyFraska
11/01/20 12:26:16 AM
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Before this moment, she was basically ready to fuck you
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powerman1426
11/01/20 12:26:53 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i eat mine from qdoba with a fork. i slice it and eat the stuff inside, then the tortilla. didn't realize it was weird until someone asked why i ate it like that
You're doing it right. Save the tortilla as an edible napkin.

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Mezcla
11/01/20 12:26:56 AM
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what the fuck is wrong with you tc

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MagnusDJL
11/01/20 12:26:57 AM
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Should have ate the whole burrito then fart on them afterwards.
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Flauros
11/01/20 12:28:09 AM
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