Current Events > My mom literally got a text yesterday informing her that I had not voted yet

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eston
10/29/20 2:42:02 PM
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From some organization called the "Service Employees International Union." I haven't lived at my mom's house since 2003, and wtf is this shit

Also just for the record I voted on Tuesday

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Master_Bass
10/29/20 2:43:29 PM
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Yeah, I hate getting stuff in the mail like that. I know it's public record if you vote, but it just feels stalkerish.

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ehhwhatever
10/29/20 2:46:09 PM
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I get texts from the dem party because I voted in a primary for Bernie (wish I didnt), its like they own me.

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TimmyTinsel
10/29/20 2:47:27 PM
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Moms are the best.
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eston
10/29/20 2:48:03 PM
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I frequently get texts from the Dem party that are addressed to my mom as though they think this is her phone number, but this one was sent to her, addressed her, and had a clear intention of ratting me out

It's fucking weird

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NightRender
10/29/20 2:49:02 PM
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I've been getting texts addressed to my sister to go out and vote.

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Tenlaar
10/29/20 2:50:15 PM
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The only texts that I get are from rich people desperately trying to keep me from voting yes on a fair income tax.
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treewojima
10/29/20 2:53:09 PM
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eston posted...
I frequently get texts from the Dem party that are addressed to my mom as though they think this is her phone number, but this one was sent to her, addressed her, and had a clear intention of ratting me out

It's fucking weird

This sounds like a good intro to a porno

"Son, you've been a very naughty boy! What did I teach you about participating in the democratic process?!"
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