Board 8 > Microsoft and Sony both designed some ugly ass consoles this time around

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CaptainOfCrush
10/28/20 1:46:47 AM
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https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1321059318909775874

Seriously, the hell is this. I guess Microsoft is at least true to its brand name by selling two actual boxes. The PS5 looks like a warped Wii blown up to 5x the size; I just can't see eye to eye with all the people who seem to enjoy its aesthetic.

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LOLIAmAnAlt
10/28/20 1:54:12 AM
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One looks like HAL 5000 and the other looks like Count Dracula.

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bryans7
10/28/20 1:56:25 AM
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Series X is okay. The box shape is kinda weird but whatever.

Series S is a speaker, it just is I can't believe no one told them this at some point along the way.

And I saw someone describe the PS5 as 'the physical manifestation of gentrification' and now I can't unsee it.

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Wanglicious
10/28/20 2:02:46 AM
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your choices are a speaker, an ITX computer, or an annoyingly large router.


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KamikazePotato
10/28/20 2:05:06 AM
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bryans7 posted...
And I saw someone describe the PS5 as 'the physical manifestation of gentrification' and now I can't unsee it.
Well now I can't unsee it either

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CaptainOfCrush
10/28/20 2:09:08 AM
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bryans7 posted...
And I saw someone describe the PS5 as 'the physical manifestation of gentrification' and now I can't unsee it.
dammit all

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StealThisSheen
10/28/20 2:11:08 AM
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I like how simple the Series X is. It's just flat on all sides, super easy to find everything. That was one thing I hated about the PS4 Pro, for instance. It's not super obvious where the disc drive/the USB ports/even the buttons are unless you're right on top of the thing. PS5 is better about that, too, now, but it's just ugly from the front.

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UshiromiyaEva
10/28/20 2:28:59 AM
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I'm bored with simplicity and embrace odd designs. The PS5 may be my favorite console ever from an appearance standpoint. I actually like the Xbox as well, since at least it's different from the norm. Would love if colored lights could shoot our of the holes at the top or something. Hideous on it's side, though.

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Sheep007
10/28/20 2:46:41 AM
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They're both hideous in the best possible way.

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Shonen_Bat
10/28/20 3:23:40 AM
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Beware Dracula's curse of your consoles taking up too much fucking space.

I thought the PS5 just had protective wrapping or something around it, but nope

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KamikazePotato
10/28/20 3:30:37 AM
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Shonen_Bat posted...
Beware Dracula's curse of your consoles taking up too much fucking space.
This is a good thing. Larger console = more airflow = better performance & longer-lasting hardware. Unless they fuck it up, anyway.

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RyoCaliente
10/28/20 4:14:35 AM
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The Series X is just kinda bland. The PS5 is a hideous atrocity that every single time I look it, I just think "God, it's SO ugly."

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JackMan
10/28/20 4:24:43 AM
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I think the worst thing with PS5 is that I can't stack my game cases on top of it like I do my PS4.

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XIII_rocks
10/28/20 6:59:22 AM
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I like the PS5 on the whole, but it's too big.

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ninkendo
10/28/20 7:31:26 AM
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PS5 will be the first console I sit vertically just because of the placement of the disk drive on the bottom half of the console

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Omniscientless
10/28/20 10:07:32 AM
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PS5 looks like an office building design model. I don't actually mind the speaker box, it's sorta cute.

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ChaosTonyV4
10/28/20 1:17:22 PM
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Its kind of ridiculous that Microsoft didnt put the Xbox logo on the speaker, itd fit perfectly.

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banananor
10/28/20 2:32:36 PM
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i actually like the size because fans

at one point i owned a desktop and a laptop with identical specs and the laptop couldn't do anything because its fans were so pathetic

i think the ps5's shape is super inconvenient. i actually like that the xbox looks kind of like a normal speaker, could almost see it living on the floor somewhere a speaker would be and not looking garish

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Lucavi000
10/28/20 2:53:45 PM
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CaptainOfCrush
10/28/20 2:55:22 PM
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lmao

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Bane_Of_Despair
10/28/20 2:55:48 PM
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The PS5 is merely embracing its Playstation anime destiny

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