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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:13:50 PM #1: |
I wish foreign scammers would at least try to sound like they have a basic grasp of how things work in the states.
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VipaGTS 10/27/20 3:15:29 PM #2: |
Why would they? Most people in the states dont know how things work in the states.
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Naysaspace 10/27/20 3:16:05 PM #3: |
VipaGTS posted...
Why would they? Most people in the states dont know how things work in the states. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poop2 10/27/20 3:16:25 PM #4: |
i remember getting one with a thick ME accent asking to pay a deb with gift cards
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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:17:35 PM #5: |
Poop2 posted...
i remember getting one with a thick ME accent asking to pay a deb with gift cardsThat's a real popular one. Fuckers have the nerve to tell you to go to Walmart and buy multiple $50 gift cards then send them the codes. Like...dude. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 10/27/20 3:17:44 PM #6: |
I don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize.
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Poop2 10/27/20 3:18:20 PM #7: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
That's a real popular one. Fuckers have the nerve to tell you to go to Walmart and buy multiple $50 gift cards then send them the codes. Like...dude.its sad there are ppl dumb enough to believe it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 10/27/20 3:18:58 PM #8: |
VipaGTS posted...
Why would they? Most people in the states dont know how things work in the states. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyFraska 10/27/20 3:19:32 PM #9: |
This week they've been going crazy on me. I recorded the call yesterday, I pretended to be a good ol boy from Texas in my 50s.
He said, "Sir, do not disconnect the line or your social security will be suspended permanently, and the United States marshalls will be coming to your home tomorrow to serve arrest. Do not share this with any other person any other 3rd party, or you will be arrested. Sir, I am here to help you with this. Your social has been used for drug trafficking and money laundering. If you disconnect you will go to the jail." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/27/20 3:20:20 PM #10: |
One time I got a voicemail from a Chinese guy who sounded like he hated/was forced to scam me about my debt because he drifted off and sighed in the middle of his scripted sentences.
Like damn, even he knows he's wasting his life lmao --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:20:54 PM #11: |
JimmyFraska posted...
This week they've been going crazy on me. I recorded the call yesterday, I pretended to be a good ol boy from Texas in my 50s.Then they hang up when you let them know you're not braindead. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 10/27/20 3:22:37 PM #12: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9mWvJAugQ
this guy makes videos that are related. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 10/27/20 3:23:38 PM #13: |
For real. I literally told them that they don't even sound believable and that's not how it works. Doesn't stop them from continuing to call.
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JimmyFraska 10/27/20 3:26:40 PM #14: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Then they hang up when you let them know you're not braindead.Well that's what most people do. Fuck with them for five seconds or just straight up call out the scam. I prefer to fuck with them as long as possible, I don't want them to hang up. I was saying stuff like: "Well I'm not involved with any of that!" "You should be arresting the guys using my social not me!" "Why should I go to jail I didn't do anything!" "Can't you just suspend it temporarily to stop them?!" "You're saying the US marshalls have a warrant out for MY arrest?!" "Sir I just need help, I didn't do any of this!" I had him on the hook for 20 minutes, til he finally started asking for specific info, and I didn't have any fake info ready. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/27/20 3:30:11 PM #15: |
monkmith posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9mWvJAugQ Dude's low and calm voice sounds like that of a psychopathic mastermind but I gotta admit this was sooo delicious. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 10/27/20 3:30:26 PM #16: |
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SocialistGamer 10/27/20 3:31:30 PM #17: |
trappedunderice posted...
lmao --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Rinku_ 10/27/20 3:35:22 PM #18: |
The scam calls are driving me insane. Sometimes I will just scream into the phone/tell them to fuck off. I worry a bit that I could get into legal trouble for it though.
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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:44:07 PM #19: |
monkmith posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9mWvJAugQ There's a more energetic guy that plays them like fiddles until he has full access to their personal computers and deletes all of their files and systems. They're slow videos, because he has to go the extra mile and convince them that he's almost about to pay them, but so worth the freakouts on the scammers' ends. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:46:21 PM #20: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0yV8HKcsg
This is the one I was referring to lol. (warning about the language) --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 10/27/20 3:47:02 PM #21: |
It's the government we need your sony email and password
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judasmaiden15 10/27/20 3:48:53 PM #22: |
I talk to them in spanish, it throws them off
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Solar_Crimson 10/27/20 3:54:07 PM #23: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
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SquirtleSkwad 10/27/20 3:55:21 PM #24: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
TagHe deletes THOUSANDS of files. The scammer develops apps for Android and he basically keeps him on the line while covertly wiping all of his files. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/27/20 4:42:43 PM #25: |
That Jim Browning's vids are addictive. He's Batman!
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UnholyMudcrab 10/27/20 4:44:54 PM #26: |
If i don't have anything else I need to be doing with my phone, I just tell them to hold for a bit, then set the phone down and walk off to do something else. See how long they're willing to wait before finally hanging up.
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YugiNoob 10/27/20 4:45:41 PM #27: |
trappedunderice posted...
Lol I was gonna mention this. Or you could do the one from the Simpsons: Bobs Roadkill Jerky Emporium, you make em fly, we make em dry! --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SK8T3R215 10/27/20 4:47:15 PM #28: |
I enjoy fucking with them. I have one about changing my energy provider going on for like 4 months now. They don't realize I gave them fake info yet.
Also I told one I only had a Macy's credit card so I could order him a bunch of clothes then he could return them for cash to settle my debts. He declined. --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maeiv 10/27/20 4:47:58 PM #29: |
A coworker of mine told me that her mother in law got scammed out of $10,000.00 from the gift card scam, unbelievable that people can be so gullible
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YugiNoob 10/27/20 5:02:17 PM #30: |
Once a scammer called the reception desk at work when I was covering for the girl whos usually up front. I know it was extremely unprofessional since I work at the Attorney Generals office, but I couldnt help myself. I acted like I was interested in what he was saying, but responded in the most obviously sarcastic tone. So like when he told me my identity was stolen and he needed to verify my social security number I said Oh my God, REEEEEEEALLY? Hold on, let me get my card! Then I just put him on hold and he hung up in a couple minutes lol
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Zano 10/27/20 5:03:54 PM #31: |
Jim Browning, a youtuber, was able to hack into an Indian scam call centers computers and their CCTV security system. He chronicled the whole thing in his 4 part video series on YouTube and he got a professional studio to create a documentary about it using his footage. He was able to get the CEO arrested. Interesting stuff.
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Poop2 10/27/20 5:04:53 PM #32: |
Zano posted...
Jim Browning, a youtuber, was able to hack into an Indian scam call centers computers and their CCTV security system. He chronicled the whole thing in his 4 part video series on YouTube and he got a professional studio to create a documentary about it using his footage. He was able to get the CEO arrested. Interesting stuff.fucking beautiful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 10/28/20 2:07:09 PM #33: |
YugiNoob posted...
Once a scammer called the reception desk at work when I was covering for the girl whos usually up front. I know it was extremely unprofessional since I work at the Attorney Generals office, but I couldnt help myself. I acted like I was interested in what he was saying, but responded in the most obviously sarcastic tone. So like when he told me my identity was stolen and he needed to verify my social security number I said Oh my God, REEEEEEEALLY? Hold on, let me get my card! Then I just put him on hold and he hung up in a couple minutes lolPlease fart in Barr's lunch for me. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mezcla 10/28/20 2:09:09 PM #34: |
my fiancee's coworker said she got a call saying that shes being audited for her taxes last year and that she has to pay up real quick.
they talked for like 5 minutes before she remember that she didn't work last year and didn't pay any taxes the guy was like "OOPS WRONG PERSON UH BYE" --- Sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/28/20 2:12:39 PM #35: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
I wish foreign scammers would at least try to sound like they have a basic grasp of how things work in the states.They don't and they don't need to. Anyone dumb enough to fall for this scam is dumb enough to believe you can "suspend" a SSN --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 10/28/20 2:15:32 PM #36: |
_Rinku_ posted...
The scam calls are driving me insane. Sometimes I will just scream into the phone/tell them to fuck off. I worry a bit that I could get into legal trouble for it though. there's nothing in the rules suggesting this is illegal. they're wasting your time. have every right to curse them out. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hop103 10/28/20 2:20:36 PM #38: |
That was a huge scam last year, don't fall for it.
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 2:28:15 PM #39: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
Please fart in Barr's lunch for me.Unfortunately I live in Hawaii so Im unable to do so. Our AG Clare Connors is a very nice lady though; shell always say hello and give a great big smile whenever I see her :3 --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VonOrdelia 10/28/20 2:28:42 PM #40: |
YugiNoob posted...
Unfortunately I live in Hawaii so Im unable to do so. Our AG Clare Connors is a very nice lady though; shell always say hello and give a great big smile whenever I see her :3Fart in her lunch --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 2:29:24 PM #41: |
VonOrdelia posted...
Fart in her lunchNo way, shes super nice :< --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePieReborn 10/28/20 2:34:53 PM #42: |
My favorites are the IRS scammers who quote statute and regulation numbers at me, assuming they even quote actual statutes.
I confess that part of my interest in tax law and why I made it a significant part of my legal education was for these exact scammers. _Rinku_ posted... The scam calls are driving me insane. Sometimes I will just scream into the phone/tell them to fuck off. I worry a bit that I could get into legal trouble for it though.Nah man. Go hogwild with them. Yelling profanities over the phone is kosher, and any actual authority looking to do something against you is not going to call your phone. You'll either get mail or a personal visit. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mezcla 10/28/20 2:37:40 PM #43: |
i assume everyone here knows of the twitch streamer who solicits these kind of calls and lets these guys attempt to get his money for hours upon hours. he basically fucks with them for fun, but also some weird since of righteousness.
if anything, its interesting to see how these scammers operate --- Sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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420TwiZtiD420 10/28/20 2:42:32 PM #44: |
I've gotten like 4 or 5 today alone
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J03can 10/28/20 2:45:45 PM #45: |
I had one yesterday. Said my name was Richard Speck. I said "i know there's suspicious activity, ive been doing that, send the police"
She hung up --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 3:48:25 PM #46: |
Will it damage your phone if you make super loud noises? I saw a video where someone had the scammer listen really closely, then they put a pot over their phone and smacked it repeatedly with a wooden spoon lol
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SquirtleSkwad 10/28/20 4:15:18 PM #47: |
YugiNoob posted...
Will it damage your phone if you make super loud noises? I saw a video where someone had the scammer listen really closely, then they put a pot over their phone and smacked it repeatedly with a wooden spoon lolIt'll piss the scammer off. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein ... Copied to Clipboard!
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