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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 4:51:27 AM
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No, he's a scientist.
Batman was a scientist!
IT'S NOT BATMAN!

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viewmaster_pi
10/24/20 4:58:51 AM
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lmao, at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us

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saspa
10/24/20 4:59:41 AM
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Solar powered? Oh, when will people learn!

lamafo I love this line to this day
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DD Divine
10/24/20 5:00:38 AM
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mono means one and rail means rail

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 5:01:07 AM
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I call the big one bitey!
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CrimsonWaffle
10/24/20 5:12:15 AM
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I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 11:35:45 AM
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Would you like to ride the Monorail, mr Lanley?

Oh I would little girl but I have a plane to catch!

It only takes a minute...

Yeah well my plane leaves in less than a minute! Take care.
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InTheEyesOfFire
10/24/20 11:38:34 AM
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Seems my work here is done.

But you didnt do anything!

Heh. Didnt I? *beams up to enterprise*

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CrimsonWaffle
10/24/20 11:38:54 AM
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Airline Pilot : [over PA] Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.


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Jagr_68
10/24/20 11:41:47 AM
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>"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on..."

>"Does anyone want to switch seats?"

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WilliamPorygon
10/24/20 11:50:09 AM
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Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 11:59:51 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
>"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on..."

>"Does anyone want to switch seats?"
LMAO I was thinking about this quote when I made the topic

XD

WilliamPorygon posted...
Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
XD LMAO
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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 12:01:09 PM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Airline Pilot : [over PA] Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
XD LMAO

"North Haverbrook...where have I heard that name? Oh no...OH NO!!"

"SEAT 55A - GET HIM!"
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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 5:41:48 PM
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welpp

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 8:43:01 PM
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yeah

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CrimsonWaffle
10/24/20 9:14:39 PM
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Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say?

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 9:15:52 PM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say?
Monorail

What's it called!?

*Patty and Selma*: Monorail

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CrimsonWaffle
10/24/20 9:21:13 PM
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That's right, monorail!

*runs up to the stage, the crowd begins chanting*

Crowd : Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.

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FairySportyOne
10/24/20 9:23:58 PM
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You know, a town with money is a little like like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.

Hahaha...mule.

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FairySportyOne
10/25/20 1:40:12 PM
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haahaha

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FairySportyOne
10/25/20 7:19:01 PM
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hahaha

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BeyondWalls
10/25/20 7:27:37 PM
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Probably one of the top 5 Simpson episodes.
I'll watch it tonight.

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mustachedmystic
10/25/20 7:46:13 PM
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Mono, d'oh!

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Southernfatman
10/25/20 7:49:26 PM
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I hear those things are awfully loud.

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CrimsonWaffle
10/25/20 7:51:56 PM
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It glides as softly as a cloud.

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FairySportyOne
10/26/20 10:00:41 AM
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jajajaa

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masterpug53
10/26/20 10:30:49 AM
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The popcorn truck driver mildly exclaiming 'ho!' as he falls in a giant pothole to his no-doubt fiery death gets me every time.

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FairySportyOne
10/26/20 11:05:20 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
The popcorn truck driver mildly exclaiming 'ho!' as he falls in a giant pothole to his no-doubt fiery death gets me every time.
"ho!"

*Popcorn fills the hole*

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FairySportyOne
10/26/20 6:53:57 PM
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hahahaha

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FairySportyOne
10/26/20 11:00:15 PM
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hehehe

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WilliamPorygon
10/26/20 11:00:59 PM
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FairySportyOne posted...
hahahaha

FairySportyOne posted...
hehehe

The hell, somebody tickling you?

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DigitalCamera
10/26/20 11:01:28 PM
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For some reason, the Monorail episode and the episode where Homer runs the trash company stick out the most to me.

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FairySportyOne
10/26/20 11:02:34 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
The hell, somebody tickling you?
hahahaha

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WilliamPorygon
10/26/20 11:04:18 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
For some reason, the Monorail episode and the episode where Homer runs the trash company stick out the most to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi0uX2sZuFg

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FairySportyOne
10/27/20 10:23:30 AM
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welp[

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FairySportyOne
10/27/20 1:18:52 PM
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Homer! Good

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FairySportyOne
10/27/20 4:21:33 PM
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Oh Homer

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geshkigal
10/27/20 4:37:07 PM
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