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CruelBuffalo
10/21/20 12:26:12 PM
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bnui_ransder
10/21/20 12:27:25 PM
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That's a lawn sprinkler

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Bad_Mojo
10/21/20 12:27:31 PM
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discodancer77
10/21/20 12:28:04 PM
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Even if she caught him/the hose, what was she gonna do then? Stupid people cant think things through

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eston
10/21/20 12:29:47 PM
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Hexenherz
10/21/20 12:29:56 PM
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lmao why does she keep falling down it's not like a fire hose.


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BatmanWTtP
10/21/20 12:31:01 PM
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lmao, is she allergic to water?

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Bad_Mojo
10/21/20 12:31:38 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
lmao why does she keep falling down it's not like a fire hose.

Being overweight and wet grass can be a nasty combo. She was also pulling, so he could have let some slack go and threw her off balance.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/21/20 12:32:12 PM
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"weird hose" is the real story here >_>. How did you not know what a sprinkler was?

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CruelBuffalo
10/21/20 12:32:50 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
"weird hose" is the real story here >_>. How did you not know what a sprinkler was?

Ive never seen someone brandish a lawn sprinkler attachment lol
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Bad_Mojo
10/21/20 12:33:07 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
"weird hose" is the real story here >_>. How did you not know what a sprinkler was?

omg, I didn't even notice that, lol

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CableZL
10/21/20 12:33:16 PM
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Cobalt_Wasps
10/21/20 12:35:02 PM
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thats hilarious
but fuck those people about to call the cops, let him hose her down lol

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Lost_All_Senses
10/21/20 12:38:31 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Ive never seen someone brandish a lawn sprinkler attachment lol

That definitely changes the game in a water fight. That was a tough ass sprinkler. His pressure is next level.

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The_Korey
10/21/20 12:39:35 PM
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Cobalt_Wasps posted...
thats hilarious
but fuck those people about to call the cops, let him hose her down lol

They sounded like they were on his side, tho.

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Veggeta X
10/21/20 12:40:59 PM
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Damn did she get arrested?

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CruelBuffalo
10/21/20 12:41:15 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Imagine calling 911 because someone sprayed someone else with a hose. Come on Karen

I think they were calling 911 to get her away not on the hose guy
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VipaGTS
10/21/20 12:41:51 PM
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That little 1 second run took it all out of her. She gave up after that. Imagine having no life that she had time to do...that everyday.

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BeyondWalls
10/21/20 12:42:41 PM
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Wait. Does TC not know what a sprinkler is?

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Shadowplay
10/21/20 12:44:15 PM
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That's white trash in trouble.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/21/20 12:46:21 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I think they were calling 911 to get her away not on the hose guy

That's how I took it too.

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Cobalt_Wasps
10/21/20 12:47:41 PM
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The_Korey posted...
They sounded like they were on his side, tho.
still no reason to involve gun wielding maniacs

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monkmith
10/21/20 12:54:04 PM
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its funny but she could probably file assault charges on him.

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The_Korey
10/21/20 12:56:00 PM
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Cobalt_Wasps posted...
still no reason to involve gun wielding maniacs

I dunno. Sure, her approach game is hilariously bad, but once she actually manages to get in klose and start attacking, his options are A) take it, and B) defend, but still get punished later because she is a woman.

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CableZL
10/21/20 12:56:43 PM
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monkmith posted...
its funny but she could probably file assault charges on him.

Nah, she charged him first.

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monkmith
10/21/20 12:57:37 PM
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CableZL posted...
Nah, she charged him first.
looked like he sprayed her then she charged.

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Taharqa_
10/21/20 12:58:10 PM
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CableZL posted...
Nah, she charged him first.

And she went over to his property starting it.

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monkmith
10/21/20 12:58:47 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
And she went over to his property starting it.
looks like she's on sidewalk.

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CableZL
10/21/20 12:59:25 PM
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monkmith posted...
looked like he sprayed her then she charged.
What video are you watching? He literally stands there holding the sprinkler straight up in the air and then she charged at him. And continued trying to attack him after he started spraying her. She was on his property and he was defending himself.

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:00:03 PM
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monkmith posted...
looks like she's on sidewalk.
No it doesn't. She's on the grass.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/21/20 1:00:53 PM
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That is a lawn sprinkler, and this person looks insane.

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:02:16 PM
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CableZL posted...
What video are you watching? He literally stands there holding the sprinkler straight up in the air and then she charged at him. And continued trying to attack him after he started spraying her. She was on his property and he was defending himself.
he holds it up while its on, and its pointed at her...

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:03:43 PM
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monkmith posted...
he holds it up while its on, and its pointed at her...

Yes, but he wasn't spraying her until after she charged at him.

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:03:51 PM
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CableZL posted...
No it doesn't. She's on the grass.
i cant see the sidewalk on that side, but i was guessing she was on some and its resessed. some neighborhoods only have sidewalk on one side of the street though so i guess i'm wrong.

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thronedfire2
10/21/20 1:04:59 PM
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monkmith posted...
looks like she's on sidewalk.

what? There isnt even a sidewalk there

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:05:08 PM
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Correction, you can see water move past her legs before she charges

She was still on his property

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:06:35 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Take the fucking L dude
he's fairly clearly spraying her before she charges. its stupid but that's assault...

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:06:52 PM
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monkmith posted...
i cant see the sidewalk on that side, but i was guessing she was on some and its resessed. some neighborhoods only have sidewalk on one side of the street though so i guess i'm wrong.

Even if there was "sidewalk on that side of the street," she's clearly in the grass.

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:07:42 PM
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CableZL posted...
Even if there was "sidewalk on that side of the street," she's clearly in the grass.
in that instance, median isn't considered "his property".

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:08:30 PM
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monkmith posted...
in that instance, median isn't considered "his property".
A median is a strip of land between two directions on a road or highway.

They're standing on a lawn.

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:11:00 PM
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CableZL posted...
A median is a strip of land between two directions on a road or highway.

They're standing on a lawn.
strip of land between sidewalk and street can be called the median or rode verge. and in most cities its not owned by the property owner.

and yes, i agree now, there is no sidewalk. at this point just arguing semantics.

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monkmith
10/21/20 1:11:44 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
This is definitely the dumbest series of posts Ive ever seen
have i offended you? i point out an aspect of reality you want to reject or something?

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:11:51 PM
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monkmith posted...
strip of land between sidewalk and street can be called the median or rode verge. and in most cities its not owned by the property owner.

and yes, i agree now, there is no sidewalk. at this point just arguing semantics.
They aren't standing between the sidewalk and the street. They're standing on a fucking lawn, dude.

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thronedfire2
10/21/20 1:12:39 PM
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monkmith posted...
have i offended you? i point out an aspect of reality you want to reject or something?

yes your posts are so dumb they are literally offensive and I have marked them as such

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CableZL
10/21/20 1:15:05 PM
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I really don't understand how you can see that video, see the houses in the background and the lawn in front of the houses, see grass between them and the street, and then confidently say they're standing on a sidewalk or a median.

What the hell

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