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FLOUR
10/19/20 9:34:24 PM
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Their team and division is complete garbage. It's like the NFL is rewarding mediocrity.

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VipaGTS
10/19/20 9:34:56 PM
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because even when we're bad the Cowboys are one of the highest ratings draws in the NFL and always will be.

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Vicious_Dios
10/19/20 9:35:04 PM
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America's team, bebeh.

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AnimeGokuIAM
10/19/20 9:37:38 PM
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The Cowboys are America's team but I'm with you on the NFC East being dog shit garbage, Cowboys are my team and they fucking suck, Washington Football Team always sucked, Eagles suck, and the Giants always sucked. Fuck the NFC East.

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DarthAragorn
10/19/20 9:38:19 PM
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because like spongebob and patrick said people from texas are stupid and this manifests in them being fans of a complete failure of a franchise for the last nearly 30 years
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Medussa
10/19/20 9:40:41 PM
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because Art Rooney thought Pittsburgh was enough.

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FLOUR
10/19/20 9:42:50 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
America's team, bebeh.

America must like losers then. The Cowboys haven't even made it to the conference championship game this millennium.

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Vicious_Dios
10/19/20 10:07:54 PM
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Gotta have sum haters.

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ZeroX91
10/19/20 10:08:36 PM
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because their cheerleader pics are on point man

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SiO4
10/19/20 10:17:34 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
America's team, bebeh.


Oh you mean The Yankees then.
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DrizztLink
10/19/20 10:18:31 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Gotta have sum haters.
Like, reality and facts?

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Vicious_Dios
10/19/20 10:18:50 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
because their cheerleader pics are on point man



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ScazarMeltex
10/19/20 10:21:43 PM
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I'd like to let America vote on who it considers to be it's team. Fuck the cowboys.

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Vicious_Dios
10/19/20 10:23:55 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I'd like to let America vote on who it considers to be it's team.

Why, it's THE Cowboys of course!

Tsk tsk.

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voldothegr8
10/19/20 10:32:08 PM
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Idk but they definitely need to get this garbage out of our faces and stop
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CableZL
10/19/20 10:34:13 PM
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The Cowboys consistently get the highest ratings. After being a terrible team for 20+ years, I'm not sure why.

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SiO4
10/19/20 10:44:21 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I'd like to let America vote on who it considers to be it's team. Fuck the cowboys.


Babe Ruth
Lou Gehrig
Joe DiMaggio
Mickey Mantle
Yogi Barra
Derek Jetter
Jorge Posada
Andy Pettitte
Mariano Rivera

27 Championships.

Ya, it's The Yankees.
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CADE FOSTER
10/19/20 10:45:53 PM
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lets see Americas team
most valuable franchise in all of sports
ratings juggernaut
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DirkDiggles
10/19/20 10:46:02 PM
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If the Cowboys lose, they'd still be on top of the NFC Least.

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Medussa
10/19/20 10:46:04 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Ya, it's The Yankees.

the Astros still existing is the only reason the Yankees aren't the most hated team in America

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Vicious_Dios
10/19/20 10:50:03 PM
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Man, it must suck to have to root for irrelevant teams that aren't The DALLAS Cowboys.



It's okay. No need to be upset. You can either of our bandwagons, the fan, happy, and upbeat fan bandwagon or the hateboner wagon. Either way, we can't help but be loved AND hated, y'all.

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SiO4
10/19/20 10:59:28 PM
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Medussa posted...


the Astros still existing is the only reason the Yankees aren't the most hated team in America


Odd because there are a ton of Yankees fans at all Yankees road games.
It's one of the reasons people teams don't like to host them on opening day...because, they know The Yankees will always be a big draw, even midseason, when most people stopped caring about the home team.
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DirkDiggles
10/19/20 11:09:32 PM
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God damn, the Cowboys sure do suck without Dak. Just turned it on and with the help of to DPI's they still couldn't score.

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Northlane
10/19/20 11:17:46 PM
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masticatingman
10/19/20 11:20:07 PM
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Their fans are still way better than the incessant bandwagon fans for boring teams that pop up every few years. Thinking Seahawks fans or Golden State fans.

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CADE FOSTER
10/19/20 11:20:43 PM
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Our fans are loyal good or bad we are still here
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SiO4
10/19/20 11:26:22 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Their fans are still way better than the incessant bandwagon fans for boring teams that pop up every few years. Thinking Seahawks fans or Golden State fans.


Most of their fans are Bandwagon fans from the '90s.
~Excluding people from Texas, I get that.
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CADE FOSTER
10/19/20 11:29:12 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Most of their fans are Bandwagon fans from the '90s.
~Excluding people from Texas, I get that.
you cant bandwagon a team for 25 fucking years of futility
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SiO4
10/19/20 11:39:36 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...

you cant bandwagon a team for 25 fucking years of futility


Dumbasses can!
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CADE FOSTER
10/19/20 11:42:58 PM
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to much crack son
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SiO4
10/20/20 12:05:31 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
to much crack son


Wha?
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Lathissamus
10/20/20 12:15:25 AM
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AnimeGokuIAM posted...
The Cowboys are America's team but I'm with you on the NFC East being dog shit garbage, Cowboys are my team and they fucking suck, Washington Football Team always sucked, Eagles suck, and the Giants always sucked. Fuck the NFC East.
could be the AFC south

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pogo_rabid
10/20/20 12:17:32 AM
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Texas likes sportsball

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SiO4
10/20/20 12:41:43 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Texas likes sportsball


That's Hand-Egg to you, Pilgrim.
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CADE FOSTER
10/20/20 12:44:35 AM
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7 more games on national tv lol Thanksgiving gonna be hilarious
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Compsognathus
10/20/20 12:46:49 AM
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The most impressive thing about the Cowboys is the over two decades of hopelessness.

Like has anyone legitimately thought that this year was the Cowboy's year since the 90's?

And it isn't even like the Brown's bottomless despair where you just know it completely useless. They are just good enough to make fans flirt with hope. But it's only a tease, at the end of the season they will have just as much to show foe the effort as the Browns but with a worse draft pick.

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DD Divine
10/20/20 1:07:43 AM
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This Thursday it only gets worse and Im a giants fan

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