Current Events > Why don't they just add dinosaurs to the bible?

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Turbam
10/19/20 1:08:02 PM
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That way, people wouldn't be able to bring it up when trying to denounce the sacred text

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/19/20 1:09:23 PM
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and mention how God got drunk one night and decided to kill all the dinosaurs just for kicks...
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coh
10/19/20 1:10:12 PM
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Some people believe dinosaurs are already in it
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TheHoldSteady
10/19/20 1:10:17 PM
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Dinosaurs, cancer, and outer space wi be included in the DLC books.

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MixedRaceBaby
10/19/20 1:11:12 PM
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"And thus GOD spoke to Noah 'Build an ark and bring 2 of every animal. Except the dinosaurs. They're creepy and weird and what was I thinking. Best to just leave those guys. But definitely bring venomous snakes and poison frogs.'"

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Old NoiseTank
10/19/20 1:12:22 PM
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no king to do it unfortch

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Solar_Crimson
10/19/20 1:12:38 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
"And thus GOD spoke to Noah 'Build an ark and bring 2 of every animal. Except the dinosaurs. They're creepy and weird and what was I thinking. Best to just leave those guys. But definitely bring venomous snakes and poison frogs.'"
Don;t forget the mosquitoes and bed bugs.

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coh
10/19/20 1:14:42 PM
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The flood story isn't so implausible if you actually think about it

The problem is most people have this cartoon idea of it
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Kami_no_Kami
10/19/20 1:15:21 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Don;t forget the mosquitoes and bed bugs.
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the0rebirth
10/19/20 1:16:14 PM
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coh posted...
The flood story isn't so implausible if you actually think about it

The problem is most people have this cartoon idea of it

Two of every animal in the world, all sailing in one ark for forty days & forty nights?

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MixedRaceBaby
10/19/20 1:16:16 PM
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coh posted...
The flood story isn't so implausible if you actually think about it
its definitely implausible because how does an entire planet flood and go back to normal

how does every animal on the plant get on the boat, when the bible only takes place in one small region of west asia


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monkmith
10/19/20 1:17:32 PM
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Shadowplay
10/19/20 1:28:03 PM
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There are dinosaurs in the bible. Noah sends two different species of dinosaurs out to look for land, and one lands on Jesus' shoulder when he's being baptized.

Also, does anyone find it funny that evangelical Christians focus on dinosaurs and other things that are known through popular culture? They never portray or mention any of the extinct Triassic fauna that lived alongside early dinosaurs and mammals, the extinct ancestors of mammals that ruled the earth before the dinosaurs, or any of the mammals that lived in between the time that the asteroid hit earth and the last ice age. It's almost like they are completely uninformed and don't know that they existed.

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