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YugiNoob
10/19/20 4:19:42 AM
#1:


Pick your doge







Dog #1
  • Brown Great Dane
  • Rather large
  • Insatiable appetite
  • Can speak bits of broken English
  • Very cowardly, but can be easily bribed to overcome those fears with his favorite treat
  • Might possibly have an alien spirit inside him
Dog #2
  • Small pinkish-purple dog
  • Also very cowardly, but fiercely loyal to his owners and would do anything for them
  • Smart enough to use a computer, or at least look things up on one
  • Walks on his hind legs, although in a rather odd looking manner
  • His parents live on another planet now, after being shot into space by a crazy veterinarian
Dog #3
  • Mutant yellow dog with only 2 legs
  • Able to perform the Heimlich Maneuver
  • Excellent pastry chef
  • Smart enough to use the phone
  • May perform "unwanted sexual advances" on your neighbor
Dog #3
  • Small brown and white Pembroke Welsh Corgi
  • Extremely smart due to artificial experiments
  • Can answer the phone, play Shogi, or even steer a car
  • Can trip out on shrooms like humans can
Dog #4
  • White labrador
  • Walks on his hind legs
  • Basically smart enough to be a human in a dog's body, although still displays dog characteristics like chasing balls or barking at the vacuum cleaner
  • Slight alcoholic
  • Wants to bang your SO
  • A bit of a pretentious douche
Dog #5
  • Small, roundish white dog
  • Walks on his hind legs
  • Very intelligent and speaks perfect English
  • Wears glasses
  • Very sarcastic
  • Dreams of world domination
Dog #6
  • Black, gray, and white Pembroke Welsh Corgi
  • Can survive being mailed in a tube
  • Nigh indestructible. Can be lit on fire and hit like a baseball hard enough to destroy a large robot, and land happily on his feet
  • Smart enough to obey commands like to cover his ears. Can also probably use a can opener to feed himself as well
Dog #7
  • Fairly small brown dog, likely a border terrier
  • Extremely loyal
  • Can "sing" an old '80s pop hit
  • Has wet dog smell, even when dry
  • Can track down his master very well

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Guns_of_Verdun
10/19/20 4:20:51 AM
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DiduXD
10/19/20 4:45:30 AM
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Dog #5
Small, roundish white dog
Walks on his hind legs
Very intelligent and speaks perfect English
Wears glasses
Very sarcastic
Dreams of world domination


Mr. Peabody seems to fit that description.
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MJOLNRVII
10/19/20 4:47:13 AM
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Schwarz
10/19/20 5:35:21 AM
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DiduXD posted...
Mr. Peabody seems to fit that description.
That's what I was thinkin. Did he really want to rule the world? Maybe I didn't watch enough of his segments.

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LeadPipeCinche
10/19/20 5:36:04 AM
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I don't see beagle as an option so none of them. The rest can get put to sleep.
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YugiNoob
10/19/20 5:37:37 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Is dog 6 Zwei from RWBY? Because it sounds familiar.
lol you got it

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Unspecified_NPC
10/19/20 5:40:02 AM
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Seymour ;-;

Also you put 3 twice

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Ricemills
10/19/20 5:41:23 AM
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Zwei is clearly inspired by Bebop's Ein

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YugiNoob
10/19/20 5:42:21 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Zwei is clearly inspired by Bebop's Ein
Of course. That's why he's also a Corgi, and his name is the number two in German, while Ein is one.

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Winrawr
10/19/20 5:43:02 AM
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why would anyone want an indestructible dog? Why would a dog need to be indestructible?
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YugiNoob
10/19/20 5:45:25 AM
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Winrawr posted...
why would anyone want an indestructible dog? Why would a dog need to be indestructible?
So you can mail it to lonely family members far away, or hit it at evil people in scary robots :<

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MJOLNRVII
10/19/20 5:47:14 AM
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Winrawr posted...
why would anyone want an indestructible dog? Why would a dog need to be indestructible?
Ideally accidents would never happen, but tons of pets are run over or get into other kind of physical accidents. In Zwei's specific case he's raised by a family of sorta monster slayers and can fight or assist to some extent.

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YugiNoob
10/19/20 5:52:05 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
Seymour ;-;

Also you put 3 twice
Fuck. That means that poor #8 doggo has no option lol. Oh well, I bet no one wants a smelly dog anyway :<

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viewmaster_pi
10/19/20 5:52:20 AM
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courage is the perfect dog

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Ricemills
10/19/20 6:30:58 AM
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so,
#1 is scooby
#2 is courage
#3-A is Jake
#3-B is Ein
#4 idunno
#5 is Monty? I dont remember world domination.
#6 is Zwei
#7 has no clue.

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YugiNoob
10/19/20 7:00:23 AM
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Ricemills posted...
so,
#1 is scooby
#2 is courage
#3-A is Jake
#3-B is Ein
#4 idunno
#5 is Monty? I dont remember world domination.
#6 is Zwei
#7 has no clue.
Jake and Monty are wrong

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BloodMoon7
10/19/20 7:02:27 AM
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All dogs get aggressive towards me so I try to keep away.

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HagenEx
10/19/20 7:10:27 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Jake and Monty are wrong

And #4 is Brian (Family Guy)

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Mistere Man
10/19/20 7:10:39 AM
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5 is Dilbert's Dog Dogbert I think.

Oh

3 A is Handbanna

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YugiNoob
10/19/20 7:12:23 AM
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HagenEx posted...
And #4 is Brian (Family Guy)

Mistere Man posted...
5 is Dilbert's Dog Dogbert I think.

Oh

3 A is Handbannana.
We got em :3


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Mistere Man
10/19/20 7:15:07 AM
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I put an extra na on Handbanna sadly as I just woke up.

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