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ScofieldReturns
10/19/20 3:52:35 AM
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if someone gets it around your throat you're literally dead

there's literally no way to counter it
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pegusus123456
10/19/20 3:55:05 AM
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Just learn to breathe through your butthole, it's not difficult.

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viewmaster_pi
10/19/20 3:56:20 AM
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if you were quick, you might be able to get your gun and shoot behind you before it did too much damage, i dunno

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Tenlaar
10/19/20 4:02:04 AM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
there's literally no way to counter it
Except for...you know...not letting them get it around your throat...
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The_Creep_2020
10/19/20 4:03:32 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Just learn to breathe through your butthole, it's not difficult.
9/10 turtles agree

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apolloooo
10/19/20 4:39:56 AM
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become so fat you have 10 inches of thicc layer of fat between the garrote and your airpipe

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Smackems
10/19/20 4:41:49 AM
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apolloooo posted...
become so fat you have 10 inches of thicc layer of fat between the garrote and your airpipe
Didn't work in godfather

Also the perfect weapon is a big girthy rocket propelled dong

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