Current Events > just owned some guy in poker so hard LMAO

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it's a 3 way winner take all game

on the first hand, player 1 shoves all in with Q9 off and player 2 calls with A9 off and the board blanks off. He starts berating and cussing out player 1...whoa uncalled for

i then get an incredible run of bad hands and fold everything until i only have about 43% of my stack off. this guy starts berating me and cussing me out telling me how stupid i am for wasting his time and I should just quit lmao

right at this moment i decided to win this game to spite him

2 hands later i catch middle pair and shove all in (top card was an ace and he didnt raise pre flop), he calls me with an open ender which misses and i double up

i double up again a few hands later

and then i knock him out when he shoved with Q9 off and I had K7 off and the board blanked out

i then talk for the first time and say " GG man, that was such a fun game!" and says "fuck off" and leaves LMAO
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I was in Vegas last week and sat 1/3NL with my wife who has never really payed outside of zynga type apps and we both had had an awesome gummie. I gave her $300 for her buy in and we played on the same table. Here is one of her first few hands:

UTG opens for $10 and gets five calls including wife who is the cut off.

Flop ($60) 2h5sKd
UTG bets $35. Two calls including the wife.

Turn Kh ($165)
UTG bets $50
Only wife calls.

River ($265)
UTG bets $100
Wife insta calls.

UTG tables AQ
Wife shows J2.

I'm laughing but trying to hide it because the UTG dude is obviously very mad that his terrible 3 barrel got called by a 2 and my wife has no clue what's going on. She stacked the chips like a champ.

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C, final answer

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I wish I was TC he sounds like the man

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LMAO HAHAHAHA jfc!

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whitelytning posted...

I was in Vegas last week and sat 1/3NL with my wife who has never really payed outside of zynga type apps and we both had had an awesome gummie. I gave her $300 for her buy in and we played on the same table. Here is one of her first few hands:

UTG opens for $10 and gets five calls including wife who is the cut off.

Flop ($60) 2h5sKd
UTG bets $35. Two calls including the wife.

Turn Kh ($165)
UTG bets $50
Only wife calls.

River ($265)
UTG bets $100
Wife insta calls.

UTG tables AQ
Wife shows J2.

I'm laughing but trying to hide it because the UTG dude is obviously very mad that his terrible 3 barrel got called by a 2 and my wife has no clue what's going on. She stacked the chips like a champ.

Lol thats hilarious. Terrible triple barrel with ace high
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I got in a cool spot on a different day.

2/5 at the Wynn.
I'm in the SB with TT and about $700 effective.

One of the MPs opens to $30 (seems high but standard for this table).
Button calls. I 3b to $85 and bb flats. MP and button flat too.

Flop: ($~350) 7h 3h 9D
I bet $200 and only bb calls. Bb is a younger guy that seems to know what he's doing but had made some moves in position that seemed questionable but didn't show so I can't tell what he had.

Turn ($750) Ah
I check
Bb shoves and has me covered.

I fold.

I have been reviewing this hand a bunch but am not sure about the fold. Yeah, a bunch of hands beat me but I don't know. Feel like I had the best.

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whitelytning posted...

I got in a cool spot on a different day.

2/5 at the Wynn.
I'm in the SB with TT and about $700 effective.

One of the MPs opens to $30 (seems high but standard for this table).
Button calls. I 3b to $85 and bb flats. MP and button flat too.

Flop: ($~350) 7h 3h 9D
I bet $200 and only bb calls. Bb is a younger guy that seems to know what he's doing but had made some moves in position that seemed questionable but didn't show so I can't tell what he had.

Turn ($750) Ah
I check
Bb shoves and has me covered.

I fold.

I have been reviewing this hand a bunch but am not sure about the fold. Yeah, a bunch of hands beat me but I don't know. Feel like I had the best.

How much did he shove for? Sounds like just AK
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