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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:26:11 PM
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Why do we wait until night before we call it a day?

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Turbam
10/16/20 1:27:35 PM
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:28:18 PM
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Why do they put stormtroopers in a Star Wars coloring book?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:29:00 PM
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If Fred Flintstone hurts his feet while driving his car, does he see a doctor or a mechanic?

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BudDupree48
10/16/20 1:30:09 PM
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Baking is for desserts

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:30:46 PM
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Why do 24 hours stores have locks for their doors?

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SolidShadow3
10/16/20 1:30:54 PM
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Is toast what you put in the toaster, or what you take out of it? what makes them different?

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CableZL
10/16/20 1:30:59 PM
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CableZL
10/16/20 1:31:20 PM
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Why is freight in a car called a shipment, but freight on a ship is called cargo?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:31:39 PM
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Why is it called a pair of pants if there's only one?

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Ermac
10/16/20 1:32:39 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Is toast what you put in the toaster, or what you take out of it? what makes them different?

well you see, a toaster toasts, therefore it makes toast

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SolidShadow3
10/16/20 1:33:21 PM
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Ermac posted...
well you see, a toaster toasts, therefore it makes toast
but... whats makes them different?

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CableZL
10/16/20 1:34:01 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:34:27 PM
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How can you tell if a smurf is choking?

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Shotgunnova
10/16/20 1:34:53 PM
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Why do planes land on a runway but runs plane on a landway?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:35:12 PM
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How can you tell if Kermit is seasick?

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Ermac
10/16/20 1:36:19 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
but... whats makes them different?

it alters the composition of bread, an example of chemical change by reaction to heat

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:36:24 PM
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Why do they bother wiping a prisoner's arm with alcohol before a lethal injection?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:37:10 PM
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Why do they call it rush hour when it's the slowest part of the day?

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Turbam
10/16/20 1:38:54 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Is toast what you put in the toaster, or what you take out of it? what makes them different?
https://youtu.be/NQGA6eZmZyg

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:39:51 PM
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Why is it called an automobile if it doesn't move by itself?

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 1:40:28 PM
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Why does rain drop but snow falls?

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Ermac
10/16/20 2:31:47 PM
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Why is black pepper called pepper when it doesnt come from a pepper, nor does there exist a black pepper

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SolidShadow3
10/16/20 2:47:57 PM
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Ermac posted...
it alters the composition of bread, an example of chemical change by reaction to heat
There isn't a chemical change though, just physical. And bread is already cooked; so how much more do you have to cook it before it's toast?

is an over cooked loaf of bread a loaf of toast?

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ChrisTaka
10/16/20 2:55:10 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
There isn't a chemical change though, just physical.

I'm pretty sure toast is a chemical change

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 2:55:44 PM
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burning something is definitely a chemical change because it can't be reversed

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ChrisTaka
10/16/20 2:56:02 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
burning something is definitely a chemical change because it can't be reversed
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JMPzero
10/16/20 2:56:37 PM
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Why do our feet smell and our nose runs?

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DarthDemented
10/16/20 2:58:01 PM
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Why does our ass smell like fart and our farts smell like ass?

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samurai bandit
10/16/20 2:59:36 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do 24 hours stores have locks for their doors?

Because 24 hours does not mean 365 days of the year

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NeonOctopus
10/16/20 8:23:00 PM
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Yeah it does

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Garioshi
10/16/20 8:25:26 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do 24 hours stores have locks for their doors?
Denny's actually didn't until they did a nationwide closure for a day.

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SevenTenths
10/16/20 8:27:49 PM
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Why are sweet potatoes called sweet potatoes when they are in fact garbage?

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Butterfiles
10/16/20 8:29:45 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
Why are sweet potatoes called sweet potatoes when they are in fact garbage?


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Ermac
10/17/20 3:02:27 AM
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JMPzero posted...
Why do our feet smell and our nose runs?

...... woah

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MrFingers07
10/17/20 3:07:36 AM
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how come a fly can fly but a elephant cant elephant?
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Sensual_T_Rex
10/17/20 3:21:44 AM
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Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?

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YugiNoob
10/17/20 3:25:37 AM
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Why do we have to turn off alarms that already went off?

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pkmnlord
10/17/20 4:53:30 AM
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Sensual_T_Rex posted...
Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?
This one killed me idk why lmao

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Garioshi
10/17/20 9:02:27 AM
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Why are boxing rings square?

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alphagamble
10/17/20 9:20:48 AM
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Trees

Why do we chop them down and then chop them up?

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Heineken14
10/17/20 9:24:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8
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YugiNoob
10/17/20 5:59:20 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Why are boxing rings square?
Because they used to be circular

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Funkydog
10/17/20 6:06:39 PM
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How come coconuts aren't made of chocolate?

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